November 12, 2002
It seems that our conservative friends have reached new heights of profanity and obscenity this time, so sit back, relax, and enjoy another fascinating excursion into the conservative psyche. And don't forget: these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.
Fuck All Y'all
From: Kelly ------ <-------@jlssoftware.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 1:23 PM
Subject: fuck you
fuck you you liberal ass licker!!! Guess who is going to kick ass in November? THE CONSERVATIVES ARE YOU STUPID FUCKING LIBERAL WELFARE PIG!!!!!
DU RESPONDS: Jeepers, Kelly. Do you kiss your husband who is also your brother with that mouth?
Ronald McDonald Writes
From: Paul ------ <----------@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, October 24, 2002 1:54 PM
Subject: You pussy fucks
couldn't argue your way out of a wet paper bag. I wish you would read the Constitution sometime...especailly the second ammendment. Thank God for Republicans. If it weren't for Republicans we would be speaking Russian right now and if we don't get Republicans in control of Congress we could all be those peace loving fucks called Muslims in a decade or two.
It's a damn shame that so many people in our own country hate this country and what it is all about. It is not about wealth redistribution or sitting around a camp fire smoking pot and believing that all is well in the world and to hell with the military.
Let your hearts not be troubled however because we will protect you from yourselves you poor detached from reality morons.
I guarantee that 99% of lefty liberal idiots work for government or for someone else. If you ever had your own business or left the cradle and went out on your own your eyes would surely be open.
I have had my own business. It was a service business. My employees for the most part did not have much of an education. We had over 50 employees and we offered health insurance. We paid half and the employee paid the other half. It amounted to about 15-25 per week cost for each employee. We only paid around $6-7 per hour for many of the employees. It's all we could afford. Profit margins were still less than 10%. Many of the employees elected to not take health insurance because they could not afford the 15-25 per week taken from thier check. But these same loosers spent $40 bucks per week on refer and bought a couple of cases of beer per week. And you fucking moronic liberals want us to pay for their fucking health care. It's like that with any give away program you fucking idiots.
Wake up and go out and get a real job not with government or start your own business and you will soon see why many of us on the right take the positions we do.
DU RESPONDS: Okay, just a coupla things: 1) 99% is an underestimation. I can guarantee you that 100% of lefty liberals work for the government or for someone else. 2) You staffed your business with alcoholic potheads, yet it's the left-wing's fault that you crashed and burned. Now that's what I call taking personal responsibility!
Hate Mail From The Federal Government
From: ------, ----- <-----.------@osha.gov>
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 9:50 AM
Subject: Democratic Underground
At least you got the name right, I can not even classify you and your merry band of followers as people. I think you would fall more into the Troll/Communist definition. I am almost afraid to E-mail radical left wingers such as yourselves for fear of retribution such as car bombing etc. Democrats on the whole are crooked and should not be trusted! All politicians are I believe somewhat corrupt, however, Democrats can always be counted on to show themselves to be of the lowest calliber and of no moral fiber or backbone whatsoever! During the election that is currently taking place in my town, local Democrats did not let me down. I told my wife, watch, when I stick a Repulican candidates sign in our yard it will disappear because that is the lowdown cowardly way that Democrats operate. Sure enough typical Democrat style displayed, if my opinion is different than yours you will just sneak in during the cover of night and steal the sign.In fact, I would speculate that as you are reading this your inner Democrat is both proud and gleefull that that the sign was stolen, probably thinking, yea, way to go. That's alright, I simply replaced my one sign with eight.Since I expect my new signs to disappear, I already have gotten ten more to replace the eight currently in place! I wish you and your cowardly communist ilk would slink back into the cave you live in.I hate Democrats and wish you all would die!!
DU RESPONDS: Considering the fact that you work for the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration, it seems that you are in the unique position where you actually could cause Democrats to die.
Hate Mail From The Federal Government (Part Two)
From: ------, ----- <-----.------@osha.gov>
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 1:55 PM
Subject: YOU MEATHEADS
WORTHLESS TREE HUGGING, FAG LOVING, MONEY GRUBBING, COMMUNIST LEANING, SELF SERVING, POLITICALLY CORRECT, WHINING, SNIVELLING, CROOKED, LYING, COWARDLY, CORRUPT, DECIETFUL, LOW DOWN VERMIN INFESTED, SICK, TWISTED, THIEVING, MURDEROUS, LEFT WING PANSIES!
This almost sums up my thoughts on you communists, and your no moral left wing party!
So what do ya say to that! TROLLBOY/TROLLGIRL
DU RESPONDS: I say... good grief, you must be pretty dumb to send that kind of stuff from your federal government email address.
A First For The Hate Mailbag
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 12:05 PM
Subject: ON YOUR SIDE
AMEN, BROTHERS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. I CANNOT, AT PRESENT, VOTE. NOR CAN ANY OF THE MEN HERE WITH ME. BUT WE ARE ALL DEMOCRATS AND PRAY TO ALLAH EVERY DAY FOR BILL CLINTON AND AL GORE. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS ALSO. IN 18 MONTHS I WILL BE FREE TO PURSUE MY LIFE ONCE AGAIN AND HOPE TO BE VERY ACTIVE IN THE PARTY.
DU RESPONDS: Ah, I see... it's the racist/anti-Muslim angle. I get it. You are very clever.
The Incoherence Is Killing Me
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 12:23 PM
Subject: From the Desk of George W. Bush
I have never heard such dis-respect
about one of our Presidents. I am sure that you get a big charge out of this.
I have my own opinion about you and your coharts and
it is not all that good. All the time President Clinton was in office and the way he handled things I never criticized him. And he deserved it. The criticize hat did come out was never anything like this. I have also read your other wedsite or at least it is
A democratic one and it has a tone of hate. There are people in this country who feel that not everyone can speak eloquently (probably including you) but is more than capable of doing the job and certainly George Bush can do the job. He has already proven that. Democrats were in charge of the House and Senate for 40 years and almost all were passed by Democrats. And look at the situation that is in our country now because of it. Before you reek such criticism maybe you ought to look within your own party.
DU RESPONDS: Bill Clinton was hardly criticized, but George W. Bush is bashed constantly. Welcome to the bizarro world that is conservatism.
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 3:53 PM
Subject: (no subject)
WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKIN' RETARDS YOU ARE.... THANK GOD ON NOVEMBER 6, 2002 WE WILL AWAKEN TO A COMPLETELY REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED LEGISLATIVE AND EXCECUTIVE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT!!!! YOU BUNCH OF CLINTON LOVING, BYRD KISSING, AND TOMBSTONE, ER... WELLSTONE LOSERS!!!!!!!!!
DU RESPONDS: Yes, thank goodness the grown-ups are in charge.
Was Bill Clinton The Real Washington Sniper?
From: KH <--------@----.net>
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 8:25 PM
Subject: PAUL WELLSTONE KILLED BY REPUBLICANS?
You people are a bunch of fornicating idiots!
How the HELL can anyone on your site imply that the Republicans killed Paul Wellstone?
Answer this...what have you to say about the LONG list of people MURDERED while Clinton was in power? Huh? You just forgot all that, didn't you?
You people are PUKES. I will come out and say it now....liberal Democrats are the scum of the earth, unfit to be called human beings, and fit only for enslavement. Everytime you take in a breath of air, it's a waste of oxygen!
Do the world a great big favor, and commit mass suicide! Give yourselves the "Jim Jones" treatment and drink the poison Kool-Aid!
DU RESPONDS: God bless you too, sir, and have a pleasant Thanksgiving!
Clinton! Clinton! Clinton!
From: Frank ------ <Frank-------@------.net>
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 3:23 PM
Hillary and Billary are responsible,
there are a string of dead bodies behind these two ruthless traitors!! Most
prominent is the death of Mike Foster.
DU RESPONDS: Good point, Frank, but I think you'll find that Mike Foster is alive and well and still governing Louisiana.
Um, Punk Rock Republicans, Apparently
From: David -- <---------@prodigy.net>
Date: Sat, 2 Nov 2002 20:02:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: so you found me out !!!
well goody for you ! You are a bunch of DILDOS ! Liberals and Democrats suck ass, they have given us political correctness...... what a crock of shit that is!! They want to take away my right to own guns ...... right you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers! they give us the Kennedys...what a bunch of DOUCHEBAGS!!! and lets not forget HITLERY CLINTON!!!!!!!!!! she needs to FUCK OFF and go get in a plane crash like that other ass hat last month. so in closeing let me just say GO FUCK YOURSELF!! from the few , the arogant, the Punk Rock Republicans! yes mother fuckers there is an ever growing punk/ alternative group that supports the Republicans. and I convert more of them every year! so go die Socialist scum!
DU RESPONDS: Oh sure, I can just see you there at the Lagwagon show with your little shirt and tie, your GOP button and your shiny shoes. Perhaps you should stick to Dave Matthews, young man. Or Britney.
They Still Don't Get It
From: "Greg ---" <----------@-------.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 15:20:35 -0800
Subject: banned on the run
I have observed with amusement that you banned me after ONE POST. What are you afraid of?
Come to Lucianne.com and join the discourse. It's a Republican site, but you are welcome to join and comment. Nobody will ban you for saying something they don't agree with. Of course, your views may be challenged, but if you can't handle that, maybe you should reexamine them.
I don't expect a reply from you cowards.
DU RESPONDS: Tell you what, Greg, let's try a little experiement. Go over to Lucianne.com and register with a new username. Try - I dunno - "GoreFan," or "ILoveHillary." Then start posting messages about why you think Bill Clinton was a great president. Then write us back and let us know how many posts you got in before they kicked your ass out the door. Okay?
Size Isn't Everything
From: STAVRAKAS <--------@shtc.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Nov 2002 11:10:51 -0800
Subject: A FEAST!
DEAR UNDER GROUND DEMOCRATS, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE AND PREPARE TO FEAST ON A BIG REPUBLICAN DICK!
DU RESPONDS: Crikey.
Baaa! A Highly Scientist (sic) Speaks
From: "John -----, --- ----------" <---------@cetlink.net>
Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 09:09:58 -0500
You People are IDIOTS. Hey, open up your stupid forum to free discussion.
I tremendously resent your general assertion that I am a SHEEP, simply because I do not agree with you. Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a highly scientist. I have eaten meals with Nobel Prize winners (yes, plural), I have given talks among the worlds greatest scientists. I have taught both Chemistry and Physics at several institutions of higher learning.
I have been a Police Officer and a Firefighter. I have helped little old ladies change flat tires in the rain, and I have pulled human beings form burning buildings. I have had guns pointed at me and knives pulled on me.
I fish, hunt, camp and hike.
I am also a Conservative who is absolutely more thoughtful about the opinions I hold than the vast majority of Liberals. My wife, too, is a Conservative. She, by the way, is a medical doctor who presently works at an urban hospital, including the clinics for those that 'cannot afford' a 'regular doctor office.'
In reality, you know nothing about me. But here is something you should know, and take it seriously. I know why you don't open your forum up to honest debate.
Because you will lose.
J. -----, Ph.D.
DU RESPONDS: Tsk tsk. For such a smart guy you've certainly got a nasty way of asking us for a favor. And I don't care if you have served meals to Nobel Prize winners or pulled burning flat tires out of old ladies' buildings.
Question: What's worse than a Republican?
Answer: A Republican who calls himself an Independent because he thinks it makes him look smarter.
It appears that DU fanatic Neal Boortz, who is apparently some kind of small-time Republican radio talk show host, likes to tell his audience that a) liberal arguments are based on emotion and not logic because liberals don't have any facts, b) that people who listen to his show are people who think for themselves, not like all those other stupid sheep out there, and c) that people who listen to his show are smarter than the general population.
So here's a selection of e-mail from Boortz's biggest supporters and brightest pupils. As you will see, they're all real independent thinkers whose arguments are based on facts and logic and who are clearly much smarter than the average person.
A Fan Of Mass Debating
Date: Sat, 2 Nov 2002 20:46:42 EST
boortz was right, you people are afraid of any open debate because you have no measurable i.q. i would expect that anyone who loves America would love the idea of diversity in opinion. i would also expect that anyone with a decent and valid argument defending commie-liberalism and anti-American ideals would not run like a scared little girl everytime someone disagreed with them. one day you will see that you have been openly idiotic with your site, and you probably will not care. after all, intelligence is a non-issue to you.
you will also one day face the lord and he will send you south to a place much warmer than broward county because you lie, cheat, steal, enslave, defraud, and manipulate the poor, minorities, women and seniors. oh yes, you also support the modern day equivalent of Adolph Hitler, the murderous senator from n.y., hildabeast/hitlerry/ rosie muncher clinton. if you ever get the gonads to argue your ideals,perhaps you will prove that you do have a greater i.q. than the average pizza by engaging in private e-mail with the other side. in case you are not bright enough to dig that up, it is;
or cluck cluck bock bock, as you would say
DU RESPONDS: Sir, it's true. Your opening gambit of "hildabeast/hitlerry/rosie muncher clinton" is way out of my league. I'm afraid I must decline your gracious invitation to debate, since you are clearly a professional. Oh, and I just remembered, I have to cut my toenails.
How Dare We Be So Hateful?
From: "steve -----" <------@your-net.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 20:52:36 -0500
You know something?When I was reading some of the post on this sight I knew that you would ban me. so much for telling and accepting the truth as I see it. It seems that if I do not scream hate full things and tow your line I am not worthy. Take a look at what you people are saying and ask yourselves if most of what is posted isn't "HATE SPEECH" and not FREE SPEECH. And yes I agree that this is a private site and that you can say who stays and who can not.
Reading the things about hoping people die, get maimed,murdered,raped ect.... I thought that most of us Dems. fought against these kind of things. But if you just want to hear from the assholes that's your right and more power to you.
I stated what I thought was true to my own ideals and thoughts,& although you do not seem to agree with them,I will cast my vote for the Dems. Even all you assholes can't take that away from me so FUCK YOU ALL ASSHOLES. Stay out there keep up all those hateful post while the rest of us normal folk help drag you along even if we don't want to. It might be better if about 75% of your posters on DU went over the Greens. With Dems like yours it's no wonder talk radio is such a hit. You make it so easy for them to show others out there that we are the people who hate others that don't see things the way they do.
So once again thanks for showing people like Boortz just how hateful some people can be.
In closing I would like to tow the line as many of our posters would write...................... I can't fucking believe how fucking stupid those goddamn DU mother fuckers are. How fucking dare they ban me from their stupid ass site. I'll bet they have the fucking CIA,IRS,KGB, And NASA watching me. Those shitheads have fucked with my car so that the brakes go out on my way to vote.I cant' fucking wait till that shit for brains, ass face fagot,shit dick sucking Bill Clit licker gets fucking AIDS and dies, I hope his kid gets ran over by a MADD, DARE, NAG Bitch that's has PMS.
Just a thought.
DU RESPONDS: So, let me get this straight. You're calling us hateful?
Can't Join The Miserable People. Result: Misery
From: Howard ---- <---------@msn.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 1:33 PM
Subject: Read this
Yesterday I; login: GeorgeBushes made a comment regarding a thread that was totally asinine. I consequently was banned from posting on this site. In my search for the truth and interested in all side's views, I was taught exactly what NEIL BOORTZ told his listeners.
You Hide behind censored speech, as to not corrupt the precious votes that you may already have. Any outside views or opinions are simply unwanted, as where logic may actually sink into a democrats head. (this of ourse would ruin them and they would begin to think clearly.) So instead of running an interesting website where views are debated, (the true test of which vies make sense) You sensor out all views that appear to maybe come from someone who is not a bleeding heart liberal, creating a website for people in misery to congregate. After all Misery loves company.
Howard D. ----
Libertarian against SOcialist and Commi Dems!
PS. This site will not continue to win votes for dems if you bann people from posting thier opinions, and then ban them from emailing and asking why. My post was very mild and had nothing to do with politics, and I had to use a different email account to write back to you fuckers
Socialists SUCK Capitalism is the only way!!!
DU RESPONDS: Yes, it must be disappointing that we won't let you call us socialist fuckers on our own message board. Stiff upper lip though, eh? Don't cry.
The Truth Is Out There
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 7:31 PM
Little worried that some potential
democrats just might agree with those opposing views you object to on your website?
That's ok Boortz and others will get the TRUTH out to them.
Later dumb asses
DU RESPONDS: Yeah, we're worried that the power of your arguments will turn all of DU's raging liberals into conservatives as you shine the light of truth upon them. Ha ha!
Boortz's Greatest Pupil
From: David -------- <---------@austin.rr.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 9:58 PM
To: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Pathetic children...
You sure do show your true colors. Keep up the good work. I guess First Amendment rights that you so fondly preach on your democratic podium don't apply unless they agree with what you are saying....logic and intelligence seem to have passed you by, if this is the future of America...WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
The following is a statement from the uneducated demoractunderground board. Disgraceful indeed.
I think Neal Boortz would be the first to agree that private businesses have no obligation to provide a soapbox to people whose opinions they despise.
In fact, Mr. Boortz has expounded upon this very principle many times on his own radio program when he cuts off callers who express differing points of view.
It's all in the United States Constitution. You IGNORANT CONSERVATIVE FUCKS should all read it some time.
The Democrats are going to kick your asses in November. HAHAHAHAHA!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK NEAL!!!!...YOU AND I COULD OUTSMART THESE IDIOTS WITH HALF ARE BRAIN TIRED BEHIND MY BACK.
DU RESPONDS: "Half are brain." Nice. This is the best email I've ever seen, and I mean that most sincerely.
Boortz On Ass (Allegedly)
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 6:34 PM
Subject: Shhhhhhh.... Another secret theory unveiled!
I must admit this all sounds very true, I am speaking of the plane crash of course! But there is this guy he knows all the secret underminings that are occuring in this country. His name is....(I pause to do the sign of the cross so as to protect myself when i speak of him)...Art Bell. He is your personal Jesus isn't he. You people border on retardation. Everybody knows LBJ killed JFK. He was a dumocrat, guess I screwed up your prognostication that Republicans kill libs. Neal Boortz is on your ass, he sent me.
Bye Tards, Timmy
DU RESPONDS: Who the fuck is Art Bell?
More Mysterious "Boortz/Ass" Mail
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 11:18 PM
Subject: (no subject)
laughing so hard..........left wing assholes..............boortz will get you,better have a clean ass you dumb bastards.........ROFLOL
DU RESPONDS: Hey, if Boortz wants my ass he can clean it himself.
I Think I See Where This Ass Thing Is Going...
From: Electro <-------@---.net>
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 5:12 PM
Yeah, Boortz is right, when the truth is thrust in your face, you back paddle and hide behind your own agenda. Take money from people who worked to earn it, and give it to people who did not work to earn it. Wealth distribution perhaps? I work hard for my money as a crane operator for a non union construction firm and I am damn sick of seeing $500 a week taken from me, at gun point, by the government, and give it to some jerk that knows how to work the system. Oh yeah, lets not forget, we must have feeeeeling for the poooor oppressed immigrant. Boortz and Savage have the right ideas and perhaps you should listen to them. Hey, they hold no favorites, Bush gets blasted also, but the democratic agenda will be the death of this country. I dare you to post this, yet I know you won't, the truth hurts. With all due respect, Glenn -------.
DU RESPONDS: I dunno - on my ass, cleaning my ass, thrusting it in my face, paddling my back... this Neal Boortz sounds like quite a guy!
Ouch, We're Marxists!
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 10:24 AM
Subject: just visited your site
WOW....you Marxist scum are beyond belief... I thought the 1st amendment applied to EVERYONE. either way...I've forwarded your address, AND LIST of site sponsors to RUSH, Neal Boortz, and EVERY Conservative talk show host in the country.
When are you people going to get the GUTS to call yourselves what you really are... MARXISTS.
DU RESPONDS: Ooh, when you type it in caps it hurts even more!
Speaking Of Typing In Caps...
From: Kevin ------- <--------@hotmail.com>
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 11:10 PM
Subject: (no subject)
YOU CLOWNS CANT EVEN LET AN OPEN CHAT FORUM HAPPEN...I UNDERSTAND YOUR ONE SIDED OPINIONS BUT YOU CANT EVEN LET PEOPLE RESPOND.. ONCE YOUVE BEEN MADE A FOOL OF YOU CANT TAKE IT... I AM VERY SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE I GUESS SOME SHOULD BE AMUSED BECAUSE ITS A TENT YOU NEED FOR YOU CIRCUS OF FOOLS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE AT THE HAND OF THE ARABS YOU ARE SO EGER TO DEFEND...
KEVIN JACKSON INDEPENDENT
DU RESPONDS: Do all "independents" think like this, or is it just the smarter Boortz listeners?
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 18:37:26 EST
Subject: I was just speaking my mind
I'm a libertarian just like Neal Boortz and I'm pround of it. I would like to retract the statement saying that you were bastards but I still think you are all socialist feeding off the top 30% of the nation and if you get in control of the senate and congress, you will turn our country to socialism.
I apologize for calling you bastards.
DU RESPONDS: And I apologize for a calling you a fuckhead. Sorry about that.
How I Learned To Hate
From: I Love Democractics <------@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 5:40 PM
Subject: Where can I give 10,000 to the party?
After the 2000 elc. and listing
to neal bortz I have learned to
hate you BASTERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your party SUCKS BIG DONKEY DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neal bortz has opened my
to all your dam lies. Tell the heldabeast she will never get to the white house. Telling lies to the old folks about S.S. is getting old. I believe allot of people are starting to wake up and see the truth thanks to fox news and neal bortz and others. Your party will soon be the my norety like the blacks because they will soon be the onling ones voting for you.
Tom dashale and gore, clitton has really killed your party thank god!
This is why you DICK HEADS have to call it the democratic underground because you know one day that where you will be. Have you ever wonder why fox news is doing so good?
I you ever wonder why left wing am radio sucks because no body listens to your SHIT. By the way tomorrow you should 1,000,000 spam emails from every body that listens to his show. So I think you call him and thank him for letting every body know about your shity web site.
The Neail Bortz listener.
Thanks, "The Neail Bortz Listener" - and you're absolutely right.
Our popularity has soared since Mr. Boortz started plugging us on his show!