They're mad, they're bad, they're conservatives! And here
they come again with yet another chronic bout of literary
diarrhea. It's quite fascinating really, if you think about
it, that some people are SO offended by Democratic Underground
that they actually sit down and take the time and trouble
to explain to us exactly why we're wrong point by point, in
great detail, when they know that they're just going to end
up getting laughed at by thousands of people on this page.
There's probably a psychological study in there somewhere.
But I digress...
are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have
been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have
NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.
Many Times Do We Have To Tell You... We Don't Make Them Up!
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 10:35:42 -0500
Subject: Hate Mailbag
me state that I am a conservative, but I enjoy reading your
website for a laugh. Regarding the Hate Mailbag, I'd just
like to make one point: I strongly suspect that many of these
ignorant, racist, profane E-mails you're receiving are from
DU supporters trying to demonize the right. But then I'm sure
that if an alleged liberal sent in a similar E-mail that you'd
be sure to print that too. Wouldn't you???
RESPONDS: Um, no, of course we wouldn't. Have
you completely missed the point of this entire website? And
as for thinking that our hate mail comes from liberals pretending
to be conservatives - that's a pretty powerful case of "denial"
you have right there. You might want to see someone about
Crap Is Better Than Their Crap
--------@hotmail.com (f ------)
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 08:09:43 -0400
Subject: web site
allmost the same crap as the dnc website puts out!
RESPONDS: Oh yeah? Well let us know when the
DNC website starts featuring hatemail from idiots will ya?
Baseball Bats Go Bad
-------@hotmail.com (John ----)
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 14:41:44 -0400
Subject: Bat control
Friend with Baseball Bat (An unregistered baseball bat.)
BTW, I caught
your reply to my e-mail in your hate-mail bag. Don't be self
denigrating, I don't hate you guys. I don't condone bombing
abortion clinics or persecuting homosexuals either. I wonder
how you attributed these attitudes to me by the mail I sent
you. I'll have a rational or even somewhat heated argument
with you anytime. I disagree with your views, that doesn't
mean I dislike you or the people who post on this site. Oh,
and it doesn't make me a dumbass either. I used to be a liberal
but my learning process didn't stop there. I've realized that
militant liberalism is just as much a hindrance to liberty
as right wing militancy. Oh well, I don't expect you to understand,
you've made up your mind and set it in stone.
for the next profanity,
RESPONDS: "I wonder how you attributed
these attitudes by to me by the mail I sent you" says
the man who sent us an email telling us how much we love to
Interesting news article by the way. Tell you what though,
get back to us when you've got a story about someone hitting
a home run with an AK-47 (registered OR unregistered, just
to make it easier).
John, Here's That Profanity You Were Looking For!
Date: Sun, 8 Jul 2001 21:45:50 -0400
Subject: Liberals Fucking Suck
on a fucking horses dick you god damned liberals!
RESPONDS: Right on! Another supporter
of the famous "liberal satanic bestiality agenda!"
Welcome to the team!
I Didn't Know They Were Making Conservative Chatbots
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 10:12:46 -0400
Subject: Oh Please!!!!!!
are really pitiful ........ just get over it ....... you lost
RESPONDS: Somehow this just doesn't seem to
have the same VIGOR that it used to. It's almost like they've
stopped trying. Sigh.
Most Laughably Bad Logic Of The Millenium Award Goes To...
Date: Sat, 07 Jul 2001 15:37:23 +0000
Subject: Thank God for George W. Bush
George W. Bush is President. With regard to the "popular vote"
that you cherish, it means nothing legally. It does, however,
point out very clearly how many people did not want Al Gore
as president. It's amazing how a fair and equitable procedure
for voting that has worked in this country for over 200 years
suddenly doesn't work when the results are not in your favor.
What cry-babies. If you're looking for a majority vote to
use, perhaps we should use the total number of states that
were won by a candidate. You can't possibly have a problem
with that. Overwhelmingly, George W. Bush would stay on top.
If you're still crying about the Supreme Courts ruling that
Florida's "guess a vote" was illegal, it was the correct decision.
Your constant sobbing is pathetic. Get a life.
RESPONDS: You're absolutely right - it does
point out very clearly how many people did not want Al Gore
as president. In fact, it almost wasn't as many as didn't
not want George W. Bush to become president, and that's a
fact, Jack. I like your idea of counting the total number
of states each candidate won though, because anyone with a
brain can see that total land area is much more important
than the individual's right to vote. Fair's fair - you win.
Speaking Of Whining Crybabies...
MK ULTRA <-----------@-----.com>
Date: Tue, 3 Jul 2001 08:33:19 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: you people are clowns
and you clowns delete the account. What's the matter....can't
stand to have the idiots that are your members see the truth.
You morons didn't even give the post a chance to be replied
to. So much for the right to free speech that you all are
always crying about. Just so you know...your little underground
is a joke. Not one of your posters post facts. You're propagating
nothing but lies and the day will come when people finally
start to realize what liberals are all about...and it's then
that all of us conservatives will get the last laugh. You
can't stop our message from getting out! Sooner or later...the
truth is gonna set them all free and for those that resist,
there will be hell to pay. Literally. In case you haven't
already noticed....conservatives are winning the war even
with the negativity spewed across the nation by your media.
Wanna know why? Because in time...what goes around comes around.....yours
is comin'.. can you hear the footsteps? That's the giant that
is Conservatism....the right to the wrong. Your worst nightmare
is coming true and you can't stop it. Hope that really makes
RESPONDS: Ooh, I'm shaking in my boots.
Let's take a quick look at Bush's approval rating shall we?
March, 63%. April, 59% May, 55%. June, 52%. July, 50%. Yep,
I can hear those giant footsteps of conservatism alright -
slinking out the back door while nobody's looking.
To Get Rid Of Your Most Valuable Asset
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2001 20:29:18 -0400
Subject: Sen.John McCain
If it looks
like a democRAT, smells like a democRAT, talks like a democRAT
and acts like a democRAT he must be a concervative idiot.
RESPONDS: Man, you really have no idea
when you're onto a good thing do you?
Polite Christian Hatemail
----- " <--------@-----.rr.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 08:12:16 -0400
It is people like you that have helped make our great Country
on its downward trend. You are not capable of good straight
writing so you have succumbed to the filth of the Democrats.
Their one way of thinking has done so much harm to our country.
Some day, when you bend your knee to God, (and you will, He
promises)you will understand what damage you have done. This
e-mail certainly won't stop you but in the back of your mind
you will always remember what I have said and it will come
to light some day.
What a great Country we have and can write or say anything
RESPONDS: Dear Carolyn, thank you for your kind
words. Taking all things into consideration, you are absolutely
right. All we need to do is leave the filth of the Democrats
behind and improve our writing skills, and we will be saved.
Thank you so much for showing us the true path! We'll see
you in heaven.
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 08:17:09 EDT
Subject: Just read first time
after one article...........The G.D. one. I don't like using
God's name this way. Not in any form, not just your web. Also,
why can't people write a complaint or info without the F word???????
The same article. I want read again. I think I will become
a Republican. It seems anymore Democrats can't talk nor write
without the F word. Grow up.
RESPONDS: No idea what you're talking about
pal. G.D.? What's that? Grey Davis? Great Danes? Gelatinous
Dirigibles? As for the F word, tell us about it. Jiminy Cricket,
you can't open your inbox these days without people writing
F this and F that. It's so very juvenile. I sometimes wish
they'd just fuck off and leave us alone.
It Just Me Or Are These Getting More And More Incomprehensible?
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 09:11:29 EDT
I was hesitant
to send any kind of message to you because I do not wish to
receive or have any further contact with your site. I only
want make one comment. Has Hillary and Barbara found a new
way of setting up a war room sense being rejected by the House
in Washington, DC? How corruptive people have become for power,
recognition, and self promotion, it is despicable.
not respond just absorb the thought.
RESPONDS: Well, I've been absorbing it for about
ten minutes now, and it still doesn't make any sense...
Letter From John Stossel
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 11:09:35 -0400
Subject: Underground like an ostich's head
I see you
are in Florida so I don't understand you compulsion about
the existence of global warming when Florida had the coolest
winter on an average temperature basis since the 30's. Everything
on your site is the same hackneyed democratic nonsense. The
democrates are stuck in the 70s and the Republicans are stuck
in the 80's and McCain should be President. By the way, the
kids are getting brainwashed w/ global warming and a bunch
of other crap.
RESPONDS: Actually we're in Washington D.C.,
but hey, you're the expert. Ooh, ooh, don't tell me... "The
Kids Are Getting Brainwashed w/Global Warming And A Bunch
Of Other Crap," was the title of your doctoral thesis,
Secret's Finally Out
--------@--------.net (Bill ------)
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 11:12:24 -0400
Subject: Global Warming
In the early
70's all we heard was that with the smog of car's and factory's
we would have an Ice Age within 50 to 100 years. The last
few years we hear that the same factors will cause Global
warming. WHICH IS IT??????? I would really like to know, thanks..........
RESPONDS: It's neither. They were both just
a big plot to make you give up your SUV so that we can force
you to drive a little Japanese car, and thus feel like
less of a man. Then, by election time, you'll feel so girly
that you won't be able to stop yourself from voting for the
Democrats. Clever, huh?