Hey, check it
out - it turns out that some conservatives CAN read and write
after all. And the ones that have this special ability are
very proud of it indeed. To show off their skills they've
showered us with emails telling us exactly what they think
of us - in no uncertain terms! Well done, conservatives. Now
for lesson two of your life skills class, go over to your
Bose Wave Radio and slowly turn the dial all the way away
from the 24-hour right-wing hate radio station...
are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have
been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have
NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.
Display Of Stupidity... Ever
Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 08:11:11 EDT
Subject: no need to worry any more
worst display of stupidity I have ever seen. The postings
and information on your web site assure me that liberalism
and the Demoratic party are nothing to fear. I was starting
to worry thinking the Demorats might make a comeback but you
have taken care of those fears. The American people will have
little to do with people of your make. American people are
good, decent and honorable.
RESPONDS: Okay folks, will this guy think that
the American people are good, decent and honorable when they
kick Bush's ass out in 2004, or will he think they should
all move back to Commieland? Place your bets!
This Must Be One Of Those Good, Decent And Honorable Pals
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 18:05:02 EDT
Subject: Dems growing some balls
only if they could grow some fucking brains. That would truly
be the goddam miracle of all time! O by the way GO FUCK YOURSELF
YA BUNCH OF HOMO DICK SUCKING FAGS.
Mr. Gunnner is responsible for the "Communist
Fukwads" email from Volume 6. After we posted that message,
he sent us another email saying "Man you guys are way
too easy! Hook line and sinker!" We assumed he was implying
that he was only PRETENDING to be a hate-filled bigot (um,
hilarious). But evidently, we were wrong. Congratulations
Mr. Gunnner! Conservatives everywhere must be feeling so proud
to be associated with you.
People Obviously Have Way Too Much Time On Their Hands
-. ------" <-------@bellsouth.net>
Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 15:22:15 -0400
got logged on and posted two messages and now I can't log
on anymore, what's up with that? I'm a homosexual, African
American hockey player.....you guys ever heard of diveristy?
From: -------@bellsouth.net (Joe ------)
Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 15:44:04 -0400
got my login address today and I can't logon already. I'm
a transexual, Asian American golf pro, ever heard of diversity?
From: -------@bellsouth.net (Joe ------)
Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 15:58:53 -0400
Subject: WWW Form Submission
login, any reason why? I'm gonna call Jesse Jackson if you
don't let me in cuz I'm an African American.
From: "Joe -. ------" -------@bellsouth.net
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2001 16:39:28 -0400
up, I'm a pinko commie, homosexual, NAMBLA member, baby killing,
hippie freak, why can't I get in?
From: --------@msn.com (joe)
Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 20:32:44 -0400
a transexual Asian American hairdresser, ever heard of diveristy,
why can't I get in?
From: "Joe ------" --------@email.msn.com
Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 21:59:07 -0400
can't I log on?
RESPONDS: Oh dear...
Decent And Honorable, Part 2
Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 17:19:58 -0400
Subject: for your hate mail bag...
help but notice that similar sites on the right.... ..have
no such place.
Get Bent. Commie hacks have no place in the realm of intellectual
debate. As your court-appointed attorney, I strongly advise
you to go fuck yourself. I have thought long and hard about
a serious and intellectual discourse on why this site offends
me and why I just cannot believe that Any adult of free mind
could buy into this poop. Then I thought: Why waste my time?
Thus I am left with only this. Go Fuck Yourself. please. You
deserve it.If there is a hell, I hope to look over and see
all of you next to me. In a REAL, LONG, LINE. Fuck you very
much, since this your favorite adjective.
RESPONDS: "I have thought long and
hard about a serious and intellectual discourse on why this
site offends me..." - but the best you could come up
with was a string of obscenities. Well done, brainiac!
Well He Still Sounds Fat On The Radio
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 16:44:24 EDT
Subject: No Subject
information, Rush Limbaugh is not fat, although he might find
it amusing that you insist on propogating this lie about him.
He was concerned about his health, and took steps to improve
it, and if you have seen him on TV anytime recently, it is
obvious that it has worked. Hopefully this will result in
one less lie in your bag of tricks. Have a nice day.
RESPONDS: Hmmm. We find it quite suspicious
that people are constantly writing us to claim that Rush isn't
fat any more. After all, there's no smoke without fire now
is there? And yes, we've seen Rush on TV recently. It's amazing
what the guys at Industrial Light and Magic can do these days.
Face it: Rush has eaten all the pies. You're just in denial.
Darwinism At Its Absolute Finest
"Jim ----" <-----@------.net>
Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 20:46:52 -0600
Subject: Tax Cuts
I plan to take my tax cut fill up my SUV with gas, light a
cigarette, and go to ao gun show. When I return home, I'll
change my oil and dispose of it in the sewer drain. How about
RESPONDS: By all means, go ahead and light a
cigarette while filling up your SUV with gas. Good luck getting
to the gun show!
Not A Professional Writer
"----------, DENNIS" <-----------@--------.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 22:37:33 -0500
To: "'email@example.com'" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Good luck
I read your
article gov. as civilization, as you can probably tel I am
not a profesionel writer and I dont do this often but I felt
I must respond to this promotion of slavery and human misery.People
create and achiev when they are free from Gov. more money
in my pocket and less in DC. is more freedome for me bottom
line you cannot argue with that! however the great Thamas
Jefferson said that the natueral order is for Gov. to expand
and liberty to yield soyou may win the war but I would rather
die on the losing side than live as a sniveling leftist!
RESPONDS: Dear Dennis. Sorry, but we must reject
your review of our article. While we understand that you must
have spent a good deal of time and effort on it, please understand
that we tend to pay more attention to literary critics who
have at least a fundamental grasp of the English lanuage.
Thank you for your time.
That Conservative Agenda In Full
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2001 19:41:28 -0400
Subject: No Subject
a Liberal! like Bill Clinton who screwed the economy. i am
so sick and tired of you guys making fun of George W. Bush.
now Democrats because the father of this party (Andrew Jackson)
throught like a Republican. its like Reagan said "I didnt
leave the democratic party, the party left me"
Drill for Oil
setup more Power plants
will help the economy not the wel-fare people, like the liberals
do when they raise taxes
hear from you Liberals anytime.
[I am Conservative-Republican]
RESPONDS: ZZZZzzzzzzzzz.... eh, what? Oh, sorry,
thought you were saying something important.
For God's Sake, Did NONE Of You People Go To School?
------------@hotmail.com (Maxine )
Date: Sun, 17 Jun 2001 20:55:22 -0400
Subject: You are ass holes
in your outfit is really good with Adobe. Nice job on the
Bush head with someone else's body. You people are so pathetic.
Must be you are in your mid 20's to late 30's. You can't see
past next week. I think you all deserve the V.I. award. But,
then again, I think people are already looking for you who
have already awarded you with it. Village Idiot. I was a registerd
democrat my whole life. Until Bill Clinton came into office.
What a joke. Had to go republican, because the democrats,
especially Willy, were thinking with the wrong heads. So glad
people do not take your web site seriously.
RESPONDS: At least we didn't spend our entire
lives mistakenly thinking we were members of the opposing
political party. That would have been REALLY silly!
This Guy Just Doesn't Get It
-------@hotmail.com (John ----)
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 16:05:46 -0400
are spineless, you bumped me after my first day on your site
even though I never even alluded to the copious profanity
that I encountered on your site.
All I did
was try to introduce cogent arguments to refute whatever shred
of rationality I could root out on the site.
If you have
to squash any hint of dissent you might want to check your
you might want to consult Stalinist or Nazi protocol in order
to discern the most effective way of crushing the free flow
of opposing ideas.
burn all conservative books if you could? You would wouldn't
with yourself, You'd love to go on a book burning binge.
that. You'd burn the opinions that you disagree with rather
than attempt to refute them. You stand for the rights of the
"little guy?" Don't fool yourself. You stand for the government
(fallible people) exerting power over the "free" masses in
order to advance your agenda, just like the religious right.
You're just like them, you just have a different agenda.
RESPONDS: Dude, you got us. We liberals love
to burn books - almost as much as we love to bomb abortion
clinics and persecute homosexuals. By the way, do you think
we could walk into a meeting of your local party and try to
"introduce cogent arguments to refute whatever shred
of rationality we could root out?" Or do you think
we'd be shown the door? Remember: If you have to squash any
hint of dissent you might want to check your premise. Dumbass.