Welcome to this
very special edition of the Hate Mailbag. Special because
for some reason we struck a rich vein of conservatives on
June 5, and ALL of the following mail came in on that day.
We must be doing something right. By the way, if your mail
didn't make it onto this page, we're sorry. As you know, we're
sheep who are terrified of opposing viewpoints and can't handle
the truth, and the argument you put forth was too witty and
intellectual for us. And now...
are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have
been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have
NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.
Message From James Baker's Ventriloquist Dummy
------@aol.com (PATTI -------- -----)
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 01:14:44 -0400
Subject: t shirt
figues on the tshirt you are panhandling reflect the first
count, the recount, the 2nd recount, the 3rd recount or even
the ones that are still going on that he won FL. THANK GOD
for ELECTORIAL COLLEGE or california, new york, and fl would
be electing our presidents. boy those guys back then had some
kind of brains didn't they. LONG LIVE THE ELECTORIAL COLLEGE
so that we ALL have a voice.
That's Mr. Punk To You
Date: Mon, 04 Jun 2001 22:22:48 -0700
What a bunch
of low life punks.
Rush Is Doing His Job Well
"-------, Michael J CONT (CLF)" <---------@---.----.mil>
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 08:19:35 -0400
really do need to get lives! And you anti-gun, kill-baby,
environmental wackos need to go live in Europe...leave America
to more sensible people!
Lowering The Tone
------@aol.com (Moore --------)
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 09:03:37 -0400
Subject: Interesting site
know if this qualifies for your Hate Mailbag (since I consider
myself more of a moderate libertarian than a republican conservative),
but it seems to me that too much of your time and energy is
spent smeering dissenters than actually refuting their claims.
It is obvious
that there are many great minds at work here, but if you don't
tone it down, your message starts sounding like the ramblings
of post pubescent college undergrads who just found their
first Royal typewriter.
Facts Are Wrong! My Facts Are Right!
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 09:50:37 -0400
Subject: Get the facts
I was reading
a number of articles and the t-shirt ad. I hate to inform
you, but as usual with Democrats, the facts don't matter.
The only Junior that ran in the last Presidential election
was Al Gore. If you check the final totals that were certified
by all the states and not the ones reported on election night,
George W. won by almost 1 million votes nationwide. It is
misstatements like this that drove me from the Democratic
party and to the Libertarian party. Get the facts at Cato.org
or self-gov.org. I feel sorry for idiots that regurgitate
lies and act like mind-knumbed robots instead of thinking
for themselves. I thought Republicans were sore losers.
Hate Is Too Much Effort For This Lazy Fella. Perhaps We Need
A "Contempt Mailbag"
"Luis ------" <----@--------.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 09:51:46 -0400
Subject: Hate Mail
hate, it's contempt. Hate takes too much work and it really
isn't good to hate anybody. I'd like to know what happened
to bipartisanship, getting along, good vibes and all of that
from a Democrat point of view. It seems bipartisanship only
works when it's a Republican who "sees the light" or "grows"
and agrees with the Democrats. In the unlikely event a Democrat
veers off the reservation, not very kind things are said about
him. Example: when Miller of Georgia (a very long-time Democrat
and former governor) supported this miniscule farce of a tax
cut (which by the way all of it eventually expires, putting
everything back as it was, thank you for nothing) he was lumped
in right along with those mean Republicans as a destroyer
of medicare, raider of social security, education terminator,
poisoner of the environment, etc. One can just feel the love
emanating from the Democratic leadership. Hypocrites all.
deserve contempt as well, but hey, this is the Democratic
Underground hate mail. If the Republicans have a similar drivel-filled
site, please advise so I can be balanced and bipartisan and
send them a message too. For now, nothing but contempt for
Democratic party and DU. Cheers.
This Is Some QUALITY Hate Mail!
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 17:37:25 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
libs need to get a life.It's odd that a political party such
as yours can only use lies to try to get your message across.May
you all die a painful slow death.Oh, by the way I am not a
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE.I am a free thinking one
Must Make More Sense Backwards
Date: Tue, 05 Jun 2001 09:16:20 -0500
Subject: (no subject)
you people should read the defination of NAZI and SOCIALIST
while looking in the mirror
now you sore losermen and women
Us For Not Changing The World Already
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 18:32:37 -0400
I just wanted
to let you know how disappointed I am with your website. Instead
of offering real solutions to this country's problems, you
resort to name-calling and cheap, one-liners about the people
who run this country. Not that I would expect anything else
from those on the political left. It's not that I'm surprised.
You remain loyal to a political ideology that has been discredited
by history, it was the same ideology that murdered millions
in Cambodia, Russia, China, Germany and Chile that leads this
country down a sad path to socialism and despotism (oh wait,
was that too many big words in a row?? You now commit your
blind allegiance to your name-calling brethren in the US government.
I'll check back at the site in a month or so to see if you
can come up with any intelligent criticisms about conservatives,
but I won't hold my breath.
Of Name Calling And Cheap One Liners...
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 10:45:41 -0400
you print nothing but assinine, uneducated, moronic, self-serving,
bet-wetting, liberal bullcrap ... you guys are complete idiots
Have Cooties, And You Smell - Hate Mail From The Fourth Grade
----------@yahoo.com (David --------)
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 10:47:40 -0400
Subject: Hey Bed Wetter
you go form your own socialist country you bed wetting liberal
monkey asses. Your site stinks and so do you.
For "Reality" Read "FOX News"
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 11:20:26 -0400
Subject: WWW Form Submission
have really gone off the deep end. You need help! ABC is on
your list of bad conservatives? You people are so out of touch
with reality it's scary. Why don't you people quit trying
to enact revenge because your boy Gore lost. You have no interest
in improving this country. You only want to win. What you
don't know is you're destroying this country. People who are
independent like me are getting tired of this class warfare
crap by you democrats. Do you have anything positive to offer.
I don't agree with everything that the Republicans do, but
they are not bitter like the left. You t-shirt ad says it
all. Who cares! Just because states like California and NY
are loaded with left wing dumbasses does not mean that your
adgenda is king and your ideas more important.
I Don't Need Your Stupid Website Anyway... Waaaah!
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 11:48:29 -0400
Subject: What the hell?
mayhaps I was right... I post a message and then get the "ban"
message? Go ahead, you Democrat Socialist Pigs.. keep me quiet
on your stupid boards... diversity of thought is something
that you must not be into... oh wait, I suppose we should
have the government protect ourselves a litle more by taking
away the freedom of speech, y'know... it might offend someone.
You disgust me.
We Have NO IDEA What This Is All About..
-------@-----------.net (Slik Willey)
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 13:16:33 -0400
Oh! so going
after peoples' children is the latest Demoscum tactic? You
all have just put your own "Can't-read-in-the-4th-grade kids"
up as fodder. Great!! We can do the same!! And just wait until
those Chinese missiles come. I suspect those blue areas on
the map will get whacked hardest when Wong Way's twin brother
spills a Coke on that launch control console. And no missile
defence to stop it!!! I hope I haven't used too many difficult
words for you I.Q. of -5 demoscums. Fuck You, LOSERS.
Hey Everyone, Republicans Don't Dig Dirt - OR Lie!
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 13:35:34 EDT
Subject: Just saw your sight
freak! Lay off the crap. all right? If Bush is sooooo stupid,
explain to me how he got an MBA from Harvard and , on top
of that, was the most successful manager of the Texas Rangers
yet? Can't do it, can you? And at least we Republicans have
some decency. That means we don't go around nailing interns
left and right, digging up and then flinging whatever dirt,
or worse, we can find about the other guy, and lying like
there was no tomorrow. The Democrats are the champions in
all those fields. I'm just glad that Democrats (who are really
Democrats in name only) like Zell Miller and John Breaux have
seen the light and vote conservative. At least there is hope
for some of you. I know see why one of my friends refuses
to refer to you as anything other than Dumb-ocrats. I'm off
to listen to Rush Limbaugh now. He's a hell of a lot smarter
than any of you can hope to ever be. With as much false respect
as a person could possibly muster on an empty stomach,
---. (or as you probably know me, head of the local chapter
of the vast right-wing conspiracy)
"Michael --------" ---------@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, 05 Jun 2001 19:00:33
Subject: Chris Matthews
As a hardcore
Republican, I find your website to be hilarious. Great reading.
Fascinating how a group of people can be so misguided. One
correction: How can you nitwits list Chris Matthews as a Top
10 Conservative Idiot of the Week, when he's a Democrat who
worked for the legendary former Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill?
Proud To Be A Conservative
---------@yahoo.com (George )
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 18:11:14 -0400
Subject: Speaking of Hate Crimes...
is chock-full of abject HATE (toward anything conservative),
and that's a CRIME!!! If it were a perfect world and I were
King, I'd let McVeigh out of jail and give him directions
to your website server !!!