are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have
been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have
NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.
Amazing How Quickly The Tables Can Turn, Ain't It?
-------@HOTMAIL.COM (pETER -----)
Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 00:16:26 -0400
Subject: Fuck you sorelosermen ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!
RESPONDS: How amusing that one week after receiving
this email, Jim Jeffords handed control of the Senate over
to the Democrats. To which we can only respond: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Doesn't Like The Top Ten Conservative Idiots...
Date: Sat, 26 May 2001 18:34:45 -0400
Subject: The Idiot that authored the above
years of government being under the rule of a pea brain knot
head, all his supports have to respond with is the moronic
comments on the worse ten conservatives, I lay a wager that
the authors parents are wishing that Birth Control was retro-active
RESPONDS: Would that be the same "retro-active
birth control" that people were recently suggesting Jim
Jeffords should receive? We'll give you conservatives one
thing - you sure know how to threaten people! Although we're
not sure "pea brain knot head" will go down too
well at the next Militia meeting. You might want to step up
the insult-factor a little.
A Reply To Last Week's Smackdown!
Date: Sun, 20 May 2001 19:37:38 EDT
Subject: In response..
let's go through this point by point.
A) Because we can. Ain't it a pisser?
B) See point A.
So you are
it doesn't bother you that we have a system where a candidate
can be voted for by a majority of the voters and yet not win?
A) It does
not matter, we are not going to change the law after the fact.
If you want to change it later that's another story. Bush
still won legally, and that's what counts. I don't recall
anyone complaining before the election.
analogy is a little shaky though, Matt. How about this one
- if a group of nine (5 conservative, 4 liberal) people voted
5-4 that the United States of America should be raped, does
that make it legal? Oh, guess it does.
RESPONDS: Obviously this person hasn't cottoned
on to the fact that the Hate Mailbag is where we publish people's
emails to make fun of them, and mistakenly thinks that we
are going to debate him. Note the way that he asks further
questions in the hope of soliciting a repsonse. Observe the
slightly odd way in which he has made his point "A,"
but seems to have mislaid his point "B." Picture
the sweat pouring from his forehead as he frantically pounds
out a repsonse to THIS, only for it to be filtered directly
and unceremoniously into our Deleted Items folder, even after
we just told him it will be filtered directly and unceremoniously
into our Deleted Items folder...
Hoo, Prospector Wants To Play And We Won't Let Him
From: -------@------.net (--------- -------- -----)
Date: Fri, 1 Jun 2001 11:39:05 -0400
you spineless idiots, let me back in so I can defend myself,
you chicken hearted jerks. Have some balls for a change instead
of a Yellow Streak!
RESPONDS: Or what, you'll poop in your drawers?
Well, if you want to waste your time trying to get into our
forums so you can spew your homophobic filth, Mr. Prospector,
then go ahead. But just think, you could spend that time reading
a book, or gardening, or playing cards, or watching "The
Patriot" and wondering why you're so strangely attracted
to Heath Ledger.
Swear We Didn't Make This Up
-------@yahoo.com (David - ------)
Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 21:45:50 -0400
Subject: Comunist Fukwads
are so fuked int he head! you think all dem niggas spooks
mexcans and ilegall immigrntts shold have special guvermeent
hand outs. WELL FUK YOU1 SORRY ASS FUKWADS! YOU SUCK! Come
down to GODs country (the SOUTH) and and we will fuk you up.
Bunch of GODDAM COMMIE FUKWAS!
RESPONDS: Sir, we're going to translate our
response so you can understand it: your a racest biggut.