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Hate
Mailbag
Volume 5
Well folks, it's been a while. But we've collected a fair
bit of conservative correspondence since the last time we
put together a mailbag - and it ain't pretty. Come on folks,
you're going to have to do a lot better than this if you want
to get our goat! Losers. As always...
These
are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have
been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have
NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.
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Smells
Like Someone's Repressing Something...
From:
"Justin ----" <----@------.com>
Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2001 15:27:55 -0500
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: you stupid liberal homos
You know
what I really dont like? Smart ass liberal homos. Why dont
you all have a big gay democratic orgy. Better yet invite
some minorities that would even make it more democratic, or
better yet some poor minorities on welfare. you sissys make
me sick, god bless president Bush
DU
RESPONDS: Yes, God bless President Bush, and
God bless you too Justin, you homophobic, racist, bundle of
fun. You are a credit to conservatives everywhere. Thanks
for giving us some insight into the right-wing mind!
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The
Way Of The World
From:
"--------, Michael (------- City)" <----.--------@----.com>
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 22:41:21 /US/Eastern
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: RE: We Redesigned Our Homepage
1st: Take
a bath, 2nd: get a clue on how this planet operates.
DU
RESPONDS: 1st: Don't worry, had to take a bath
after reading what your colleague said in the previous message,
2nd: We know all too well how this planet operates (thanks
Justin). That's why we don't vote Republican.
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Darn,
We Just Lost Another Potential Democratic Voter
From: ---------@aol.com
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 14:54:40 EDT
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: Drop dead
You Democrats
have ruined your reputation by allowing Clinton to violate
the constitution and cast a pall on your party that will keep
me from ever voting for a Democrat. The Republicans purge
their felons while you try to glorify them. The Democratic
party has lost any respect it ever had after 8 years of Clinton
and his corrupt gang.
The only
reason I read this article in the first place is because on
of your guys posted it on a talk forum that I was looking
at.
Say NO to
Democrats!
DU
RESPONDS: Oh no, you're not going to vote Democrat?
Well boo-hoo! Our loss. Perhaps we need to do more work on
our homophobia/racism platform before we can persuade you
to join (thanks again, Justin). Glad to hear that the Republicans
are purging their felons though. Is Ken Starr on the case?
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Where
Has This Person Been For The Past Eight Years?
From: <no name specified>
Date:
Mon, 7 May 2001 12:44:36 -0400
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: (no subject)
you are
discusting. How can you mention the President's daughter?
Clinton's daughter was never mentioned by anyone. Have you
no shame?
DU
RESPONDS: Um, despite NOT being a drunken,
pot-smoking, Secret-Service-abusing First Daughter, Chelsea
Clinton was in fact mentioned by EVERYONE. Where have you
been? Not Free Republic, obviously. PS. We have no shame.
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Ha
Ha, You're An Idiot
From: ----------------@aol.com
Date:
Wed, 2 May 2001 23:24:23 EDT
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: (no subject)
Hi, I've
got a few questions;
A) Why is
it that you continually make jokes in poor taste, and mock
half of the people that e-mail you, and then call the Republicans
cold hearted and mean?
B) Why do
you cry for unity one minute, and the next you bash every
Republican in site?
C) You advertise
that shirt which shows Gore having the higher tally, and then
say he won because of this, and yet we don't work like that
in this country. According to U.S. law Bush won, the numbers
don't matter, that's not how it works here. If a group of
five (3 men, 2 woman) people voted 3-2 that the two woman
of the group should be raped, does that make it legal? No,
and so it is with the election, Bush won legally, that's it.
Thanks for
your time,
Matt ------------
Rom 4:5
5 However,
to the man who does not work but trusts God who justifies
the wicked, his faith is credited as righteousness. (NIV)
DU
RESPONDS: Okay, let's go through this point
by point.
A) Because we can. Ain't it a pisser?
B) See point A.
C) So it doesn't bother you that we have a system where
a candidate can be voted for by a majority of the voters and
yet not win? Doesn't sound like democracy to us. Well, if
you don't have a problem with it... Your analogy is a little
shaky though, Matt. How about this one - if a group of nine
(5 conservative, 4 liberal) people voted 5-4 that the United
States of America should be raped, does that make it legal?
Oh, guess it does.
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A
Lesson In Tolerance
From: "Al -------" <---------@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 12:09:50 -0400
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Honesty
How can
anyone believe the stuff on your site when you lack the common
human decency to refrain from referring to people as "the
Fat One'? Why is it that tolerance is to be practiced only
by conservatives but that Liberals are off the hook on that
one?
DU
RESPONDS: Go stick your tolerance up
your ass, fat boy!
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