Hate Mailbag No. 26
sorry to say that since George W. Bush's political fortunes have
started taking a turn for the worse, there's been a noticeable decline
in coherent hate mail.
Yes, it seems that most of the folks who could defend Dubya without
drooling on their keyboards have gone awfully quiet lately. Instead
we've been inundated with some of the dumbest drivel I've ever had
the misfortune to read.
And now you too can have that same misfortune!
As usual, these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except
to preserve the anonymity of the senders. Trust me, they probably
couldn't read what you sent them anyway.
DU Makes Conservative Literally Shit Self
Al -------- <------@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2005 14:47:33 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: losing my mudd
Ever dang time
I look at your website, I go code brown in my pants. You people
just burn me up. I hope it makes you feel good to know that I will
not vote for G.W. in the next election. I just can't take four more
years of your smart-aleck comments. I will, however, continue to
visit your website. I like to laugh as much as the next person.You
are a bunch of silly homos.
bean farmer and part time activator
DU RESPONDS: Dude, you totally
pooped in your pants and then wrote to tell me about it.
That's Right. Dripping Balls.
Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2005 3:45 PM
I wouldn't give
you open minded, free thinking, uninformed morons the sweat off
Any time anyone
questions your lack of facts to support your ideas on ANY subject,
you ban them from the forums. So much for open mindedness and tolerance.
You people are
too stupid to debate. You think that yelling and cursing is the
same as debating.
Your party is
going down hill. The deeper the hole gets, the faster you shovel.
What's up with that?
DU RESPONDS: Oh woe is me.
Is there nobody out there selfless enough to give me the sweat off
Perhaps I Can Be Of Assistance
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 5:49 PM
Subject: Contact information for Amazon donor
I will donate
the sweat off my balls to you idiots.
DU RESPONDS: Someone give
that man a cigar!
Oder? Oh Dear
Sent: Friday, October 21, 2005 1:02 AM
Subject: (no subject)
so you guys have
gone underground eh? Yea, that's where you belong. hahahhah
what a pathetic site, you are now officially competing with ERR(or)
America as the most pathetic psuedo news outlet.
What hate filled hypocrite tirades all of you and your other liberal
messengers put out, the so called "compassionate" ones,
Progressives now eh? Hmmm, ashamed of your former label? Liberal?
Well, you can change your coat, but your body oder remains the same,
a bunch of anti american money stealing via taxes idiots.
DU RESPONDS: Body odor? It
seems we liberals aren't the ones with the embarrasing sweaty balls
Was The Putrid Smell In Your Underwear
By Any Chance?
Bill ------- <-------@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:57 PM
Subject: Your site stinks
Have just found
your site after tracking down a putrid smell. You're a loser skinner
and all who faithfully come to this site everyday are disaffected
idiots. I don't care what you're politics are, this is America and
you are FREE to do as you please within the realms of the constitution
and I would be willing to fight and die to protect those rights
for you and your ilk. But the minute you guys cross the line, you
will become my enemy and my enemies tend not to hang around for
very long. You guys are sorry excuses for human beings. Very sad.
DU RESPONDS: Well at least
I now know why you conservatives all have sweaty balls - you can't
stop beating off to pictures of your mother.
Shouting Is Fun
Jerry Has A News Flash
Date: 10/12/2005 11:58 AM
Subject: EAT YOUR HEART OUT
GEORGE W. BUSH
IS STILL PRESIDENT.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE A PLAN,AND NEVER WILL HAVE A CLUE.
YOUR FRIEND JERRY L. -----
DU RESPONDS: Yes Jerry, just
a year into his second term, George W. Bush is still president.
Freedum Is On The March
Thursday, September 08, 2005 9:21 PM
I DO NOT WISH
TO REINSTATED TO YOUR DUM SHIT GROUP YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF DUM
ASS LIARS THAT DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKKING ABOUT.
DU RESPONDS: Your wish is
I May Not Like The War? Thanks!
Linda ---- <-----.----@---------.com>
To: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:00:37 -0500
YOU ARE THE LIARS.
YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WAR OR WHAT THE PRESIDENT HAS TO SAY BUT HE
IS NOT LYING.
DU RESPONDS: Then
why are his pants on fire?
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 6:07 PM
Subject: YOUR RULES
I GOT IT, I UNDERSTAND
ONLY PEOPLE YOU CAN "DIS" ARE REPUBLICANS AND GEORGE BUSH.
WHAT A BUNCH OF CRYBABIES AND LOSERS YOU ARE. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU
DUMBASCRAPS WILL BE A LOOOONG TIME SITTING ON THE SIDELINES WHILE
THE CONSERVATIVES RUN THE COUNTRY. YOU ARE EVIL AND DESPICABLE PEOPLE
AND THE DECENT PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY HAVE FIGURED YOU OUT. SAD
THAT YOU HAVE RUINED THIS COUNTRY'S CHOICE OF A MULTI PARTY SYSTEM
OF GOVERNMENT, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LUNATICS.
DU RESPONDS: Jesus, what
is this? Caps Lock Wednesday?
Land of the Banned
Let's Just Get One Thing Straight
S M <--------@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:02:24 +0100 (BST)
Its bullshit that
you (1) suspended my privileges and (2) didn't respond to my post
asking why they were suspended. If you are going to suspend someone
for disagreeing with other users on certain issues then go ahead
and post a big "NO FREE SPEECH HERE" logo on the web site.
Wuh... Mmmm... Uhhhh...
Eric ---- <----------@hotmail.com>
Date: Sun, 2 Oct 2005 00:30:28 -0500
Truth hurts I
see. The though Nazi's are busy. Joseph Gobbels would be proud.
Break your leg.
DU RESPONDS: Hush everyone,
the freeper is making sounds! Why, if I didn't know any better I'd
think he was trying to speak English!
The Sixty-Four Thousand Dollar Question
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2005 6:13 PM
Subject: (no subject)
how do I get to
post on your stupid anti american site.
DU RESPONDS: Ummmmmmmm...
Corporate America Is Really Scraping The
Bottom Of The Barrel
---- --------- [----@edmedgroup.com]
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2005 8:43 AM
You banned me
within ten minutes and for what? I said hillara had thick ankles.
I saw far far worse stuff on there. I guess you r are such intellectual
cowards that it makes sence for you to behave this way. Anyway I
just wanted to have some fun with your regulars and stir the waters
but I see you cant take it. Too bad.
VP Sales & Marketing
DU RESPONDS: Vice President
of Sales & Marketing? The Educational Media Group should ask
for their money back.
Oh The Irony
Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2005 22:39:49 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Two posts and banned?
I guess you don't
want a discussion, maybe you all just get off on parroting each
DU RESPONDS: Megadittoes!
Wise Words For A Change
Date: Thu, 4 Aug 2005 22:48:04 -0400
Subject: dem underground
If only the democrats
would be a bit more positive towards America and it's future, then
maybe more Americans would actually stop and listen to what they
have to say. But when their first words are ALWAYS so full of hatred....it's
hard for people to not become automatically defensive, and therefore
not really listen to what they say.
It's really a
shame they can't seem to get past the 2000 election. Move on, and
have a better plan. maybe the red states will listen.
DU RESPONDS: You know Robin,
you're absolutely right. We really should try harder to improve
the level of discourse. Which brings us nicely on to our brand new
The Swearing Section
Is That The Best You Got?
Ralph ------- <-------@baldwin-telecom.net>
Date: Sat, 27 Aug 2005 21:58:54 -0500
Subject: (no subject)
You fucking idiots
get dumber every day. your nfucking brains are in your ass. anybody
that disagrees with you is supposed to be stupid.the only stupid
people are the fucking democrats. what fucking idiots.
DU RESPONDS: Fucking shit
fuck ass pussy nuts fuck.
Ooh, I'm Offended!
Date: Tue, 9 Aug 2005 16:58:31 EDT
Subject: WHA WHA WHA
What a bunch
of whinning little cunts you all are.
DU RESPONDS: Balls and cock.
Bring It On!
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:27:21 -0700 (PDT)
You're all a bunch
of communist, America-hating assholes. Fuck you all. The Founding
Founders are turning in their graves when it comes to you pussy-assed
pieces of shit nut jobs. Oh, and just to make it clear, fuck you.
DU RESPONDS: Motherfucking
fuck shit dick fuck fuck asshole. Okay, I'm bored now.
World's Worst Writers
Why Not Start With My Nuts?
Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 8:36 PM
Subject: Why all the complaining and whining?
Well where should
I start, your nut's"!!!!!! and need to get a real job!!!, if
you Commies had it your way, we would all be working for the Goverment
just like in your old country th USSR, you need to get over the
Cold War being over you bunch of losers!. What's funny you tricked
the country in the 60's and again this year with this anti war stuff,
if the public ever found out you have been financing these clowns
then it would be time to deport you back to Cuba along with the
Hollywood crowd. I can tell you Howard Dean should keep on spouting
his spew cause it's working just great, hard working Americans are
starting to see past your Stalinist tactics and are rejecting your
doom and gloom messages, you make me sick!. Best of luck in 2006/2008
cause your going to lose BIG!.
DU RESPONDS: Are you
flirting with me?
Comma Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon
ron ------ [----------@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 11:09 PM
Subject: hey fake..!!!
you are such
phoneys !!! I signed up,,and was going to be polite and offer my
opinions like so many of your mindless drones do,,,you couldnt handle
the truth,or at least my version of it....seems your friend the
gov. of louisianna,,,and the fabulous mary landrau,,,let that great
state down,,,funny you dont hear it on cnn. or msnbc...or any of
these great unbiased news outlets...did you investigate me to see
if I was of the same political persuasion as you.? I think you are
cowards,,,you certainly know you are. dont think it will be much
longer before the whole liberal agenda crumbles,,and you are all
exposed for what you are....you little private club really sucks.....thank
you for taking me off of it,,,,,you dont deserve my views.............
DU RESPONDS: Don't
tell me: you're the PRESIDENT of the Educational Media Group.
OMG this is hugh!!!!1111
Mark ------- <--------@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:59:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: the truth
II lived in New
Orleans all my life.Everyone here in this state knows the truth.This
state has been run by liberal corrupt democrats for fifty years
and now the whole country can see the failure.Everyone here wants
Landrieu and Blanco,and I mean 99%,GONE!GONE!GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So
take your lies and shove them up your liberal _ss!!!!!! If you don't
like this country,France would probably suit you people well.Better
yet,just get of the planet or go to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DU RESPONDS: Don't worry
Mark, reading your email makes me feel like I'm in hell already.
Best Of The Rest
Brandon ------ <--.------@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:54:42 -0500
Subject: conservative idiot
To whom it may
concern regarding the "Top 10 Conservative Idiots" list:
The link I followed
to get here requested that I submit "a conservative idiot"
for next weeks list. "A conservative idiot," that is singular.
This week's "top
ten" list named 63 individuals (GWB was listed 3 times, Coni
and BO'R together, and *all* Senate Republicans). Something's amiss!
Maybe this list
actually ranks something besides conservative idiots /(e.g. /top
ten dumb things Republicans did this week)/. /Maybe the people who
create this list are fuzzy-thinking innumerates. Maybe it's both.
DU RESPONDS: Maybe you're
reading too much into this. Maybe you've got too much time on your
hands. Maybe I don't give a shit.
Guess The Word
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2005 8:43 AM
are stickily lies! You people are Socialistic/Communist pigs!
DU RESPONDS: I like it! And
I'm going to start using it more often in conversation.
Hit The Undue Button
Sent: Monday, July 04, 2005 10:56 AM
Subject: Judge appointments
You dems really
amaze me . Not one person has even been brought up yet you have
already made up your little minds that you will be against whom
ever PRESIDENT BUSH nominates will not be the right person for the
job, you have the mentality of a ameba .The only possible judge
will be one that agrees with murdering un born children , one that
will allow queers to undue thousands of years of what GOD has set
fourth as the back ground for family.he/she will have to be willing
to bow to groups such as the ACLU and other anti American and anti
GOD, other groups like Amnesty International and the International
Red cross ( just another branch of Alquidea) . People like Ted the
murder Kennedy ,Howard the Mouth Dean and others will continue to
spout lies about how the killers are so mistreated in places the
have never been to. I never once Heard these low life assholes complain
about how we were treated in NAM , all they did was support shit
like Hanoi Jane and Ho Chi Kerry and others of their ilk. To bad
they stopped getting rid of Kennedy's before the got to teddy boy
DU RESPONDS: Your "opinions"
are STICKILY LIES!
Drowning In The Mainstream
John ------- <----@----------.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jun 2005 14:04:08 -0400
Subject: Web -Site
You really are
a bunch of sick puppies. Try going out in the mainstream, you will
find out just how out of touch you really are.
DU RESPONDS: Hmm, the mainstream
you say? Let's take a look:
approval ratings in all 50 states
the country headed in the right direction?
Sorry John - the mainstream says your boy sucks.
So, How'd That Pan Out?
Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2005 1:17 AM
Wilson will be indicted for outing his way and undermining the USA.
Cooper and Miller will be nailed on conspiracy to frame Rove.........
Liberals = Traitors................
Keep talking.... Conservatives are pulsing, growing, and taking
DU RESPONDS: You make
conservatives sound like a bunch of rogue erections.
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