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you fucking losers! What's up? You know, there's nothing I enjoy
more than sitting back with a cool cigarette and a glass of St.
Agnes and finding out what a sniveling, limp-wristed, ignorant,
faggot communist I am. I can't tell you how good it makes me feel
about the state of the union. And although I enjoy these little
interludes, mark my words - when I'm supreme ruler of the universe,
these people will be first up against the wall. But, gentle readers,
rest assured. You have my solemn word that not only will I shed
a tear as the rifles are cocked, I will subsequently pour a 40 on
the curb. As usual, these emails have not been edited in ANY
WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the senders. Because
Hey You Fucking Losers!
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 21:34:22 EST
Subject: Hey you fucking losers!
When the fuck
are you gonna update the hate mail? Thats the only thing worth reading
on your rag of a website. Oh yea FUCK OFF!
DU RESPONDS: Woohoooooo!
And away we go...
Josh ----- [mailto:--------@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, January 30, 2005 2:40 PM
Subject: WFT! Are the people on DU really that retarded or
DU RESPONDS: RFLOMOA! Not
as retarded as you, sir!
Colonel J. ----- [mailto:-------@earthlink.net]
Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2005 9:54 AM
Subject: Barbara Boxer, you are DISGUSTING
Your attacks of
Condi Rise are DISGUSTING! You have made yourself a laughing stock
in the Senate. You have absolutely ZERO CLASS, and now everybody
You and Teddy
Kennedy - book end ultra Liberals!
I will do all
I can to see that you are NEVER ELECTED AGAIN.
Colonel J. -----
DU RESPONDS: Dear Colonel,
go fuck yourself. Yours sincerely, Barbara Boxer.
The Lonely Meanderings Of A High School
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 11:48:14 EST
I don't hate you
guys, I pity you for your foolishness and insanity.
You have yet to
grasp the idea that people will not want to follow you guys after
you have called them wingnuts, rethugs, gun nuts, etc.
That is why you
guys will never win another election in the near future.
Get over it already
- GWB, the bumbling, stumbling, idiot, beat your two geniuses twice!
DU RESPONDS: Well, yes...
but you know why the bumbling stumbling idiot beat our geniuses,
right? Because so many people like you VOTED FOR A BUMBLING STUMBLING
IDIOT. So does that say more about us, or about you?
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 03:35:07 EST
I just registered a short time ago (like an hour or so) and suddenly
my membership was revoked. May I ask why? my username is yngcelt.
DU RESPONDS: Hi Shawn, wait
a second, I'll just go check...
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 03:52:19 EST
I just recently (like an hour or so ago) registered on your website
and posted at least three comments in the General Discussion-Politics
forum. Suddenly, my membership was revoked and my messages were
deleted. May I ask why that is?
DU RESPONDS: Well, you seem
like a nice polite fella, Shawn, I guess the moderators made a mistake.
Give me a moment while I turn your account back on...
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:44:13 EST
Where's the tolerance?
So let me guess,
you didn't like my postings under yngcelt because they threatened
your total lack of acceptance and so-called "tolerance' of others.
You know, I read your membership guidelines and I have to tell you
I have never read so much hypocrisy or double talk since Michael
Moore's last book! You say your website is a place for debate. WHAT
DEBATE??!! How can you have any kind of a debate if you only allow
those who you agree with to post? You democrats accuse the Republicans
of being closed minded and intolerant when it is you who are closed
minded and intolerant. Go on any right leaning website and see if
they will allow you to post if you disagree with them and their
beliefs. Guess what? They do allow other viewpoints and encourage
open debate on issues. It's no wonder you guys lost the last two
elections. What a sad, and pathetic party you belong to. Oh well,
see ya in 2008!! Losers.
Shawn -------- esquire
P.S. I sent some attachments of some inspirational artwork for y'all!
DU RESPONDS: Shucks... if
only you could have held that in for just another few minutes...
By The Power Of Grayskull
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:33:52 -0600
Subject: (no subject)
DIE, you sniveling,
limp-wristed, ignorant, fagot COMMUNISTS!!!
DU RESPONDS: Sorry sir, your
spell has failed. You need to be a 24th-level mage to cast that
kind of black magic, and as a 1st-level gnome, you're no more powerful
than a toadstool. And when I say toadstool, I mean toad stool.
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 9:46 AM
I don't know if
any of you chaps read at Front Page Magazine... I think not. However,
I am a regular there and, after reading at your website for a week
or two, I now post the ''best post of the day'' from DU on the first
thread at FPM, so all the great conservatives we have there can
see exactly how far ''round the bend'' you are. Enjoy --WE do.
And many thanks.
DU RESPONDS: Is that the
Horowitz rag? That's got to be one of the worst designed websites
I've ever seen. Keep up the good work, fellas. You look even less
credible than we do!
Meet The Parlocks
Phil Parlock --------@----.com
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:05:18 -0500
Subject: GEE, THAT WAS FAST
Very Truly Yours,
DU RESPONDS: Hey Phil! Terrorized
your own daughter for political purposes recently?
Phil Parlock --------@----.com
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:13:57 -0500
Subject: That is my children's e-mail account!... Thanks
Afraid of contrary
Now you see why
DU RESPONDS: Gee, no wonder
she's crying - you stole her email account! You rat bastard!
Phil Parlock --------@----.com
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:22:33 -0500
Subject: Remember, you still owe me a bumper sticker.
Very Truly Yours,
DU RESPONDS: Bumper sticker's
on its way, Phil. Give it to your daughter, maybe that'll cheer
My God Is Bigger Than Your God... Oh Wait,
No He Isn't
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:08:01 -0800
Subject: (no subject)
like to remind the Democrat Party that ""THEY"" are entirely responsible
for this unfortunate situation.
dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a
fourth grader at a public elementary school. However,
when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and
made it all the way to the child's classroom before a
teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the
door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered
and stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside
the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'....
they won't let ME in either."
DU RESPONDS: Not wishing
to be rude Harry, but I thought God was supposed to be with you
at all times. You know: "...the Spirit of truth; whom the world
cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but
ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you..."
and all that stuff? And here you are comparing Him to a whimpering
dog? Where I come from that's called blasphemy, bub!
What A Rush
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 15:09:28 -0800
Subject: SAVING THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
Be of good cheer libbies. relief is in sight
for the agony you feel from your defeat.
A month of listening to the great Rush Limbaugh
and your hatred for the President will disappear. The soothing and
truthful pearls of wisdom expressed by Maha Rushy will repair your
short-circuited liberal minds, enabling you to become loyal Americans
again. You will be able to apologize to the Iraqi people for saying
they were not ready self-rule democracy.
One month with Rush will convince you to join
the conservative tsunami sweeping across America. Wow! you will
be able to smile again and mean it. Isn't Rush wonderful?
Harry G. ----- URANTIA BOOK reader. -------, CA.
DU RESPONDS: Harry, I hate
to break this to you, but Rush Limbaugh is a crackhead.
The Definition Of "Obsession"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 18:26:31 EST
Subject: HAHAHA LOL Took the bait! Can you find the other
names? Tick Tock
Wow, you guys
just ain't so quick anymore. I've been back on for weeks now with
3 different user names and you finally got one! LOL but only cause
I let ya. Things have gotten really slow/boring at DU and I figured
I really could care less anymore about being able to post. Everything
has become redundant anyway. So I figured I'd throw out a herring
to see how long it would take lol. Course, I still got my other
two names, we'll have to see how long it takes you to spot them,
or maybe next week I'll throw another post as a clue like the Andy
post earlier. I mean the guy licks another guys ass and I'm supposed
to donate money? LOL I figured what a perfect time to get rid of
Anyway, you can't
beat me Skinner. Your lack of respect by ignoring my genuinely sincere
emails pissed me off. You look like some loser and yet you think
you have a right to just be all powerful? Doesn't work that way
bub, sorry. I always get what I want.
For now I'll keep
on posting with my other names, and may even create a few more accounts
for fun. Every post I make I smile, cause I know I'm getting one
over on you and that you don't have any control over whether I am
present on the boards or not, simply because I'm better than you
are. Anyway I am not a freeper, I hope you don't think that I am.
I truly value our values and truly do help with the fight. But I'll
be damned if I let some 'got beat up all the time in school' punk
ignore my sincere requests.
Know what? I'll
give you a quick hint. Under one of my other names I use I have
already left a question in the past in the ATA forum, and you've
responded. I was laughing my ass off that I got you to reply.
That's it for
DU RESPONDS: I don't know
what's more sad... the fact that Jeremy here apparently gets a boner
playing hide and seek on an Internet message board, or the fact
that he hasn't figured out that the people he's trying to play with
don't give a shit. To be fair, I'm guessing that the only reason
he's trying to play with us, as opposed to the kindergarteners down
the street, is that he's not allowed within two hundred feet of
Selfish Seditionists In Session
Sandy ------ [mailto:---------@comcast.net]
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 4:55 PM
Subject: You Guys Are Seditionists
You welcome the
1st Amendment but you are merely attempting to destroy this country
You likely have a very fragile ego and a terrible family relationship.
And you call those men the "Taliban" - how intolerant are you!
But you're an American-and our guys are dying for the likes of you.
What a shame....I'm certain God is watching every single thing you
do and say.
Count on it.
We left the Dem
Party because of your kind of hate speech and selfishness.
Paul and Sandy
DU RESPONDS: Let me take
these points one at a time:
the 1st Amendment but you are merely attempting to destroy this
country from within."
Yes, I always forget that the First Amendment doesn't apply
to people who disagree with Bush. So... who are the ones trying
to destroy the country from within again?
have a very fragile ego and a terrible family relationship."
Actually I have an enormous ego, three wives and seventeen children.
(And as I've mentioned in previous Hate Mailbags, they're all on
call those men the "Taliban" - how intolerant are you!"
But... but... Focus on the Family told me that "tolerance"
was a code word for "butt sex." So am I supposed to be
tolerant or intolerant? You guys are confusing me.
an American-and our guys are dying for the likes of you."
Actually our guys are dying because Bush sent them to Iraq to
find weapons of mass destruction which didn't exist, and then tried
to salvage his credibility by turning it into this whole "liberation"
thing - which he didn't make any plans for, thus turning the entire
occupation into a quagmire from which there is now no escape. We
were trying to stop that from happening. But whatever.
"What a shame....I'm
certain God is watching every single thing you do and say."
Well, if God is watching everything I do and say it'll be up
to him to judge me, not you. By the way, He just told me I could
call you a dumbass.
the Dem Party because of your kind of hate speech and selfishness."
Balls. If you guys were ever Democrats, I'll twist my own nipples.
And voting for Zell Miller doesn't count, 'kay?
Oh, I Think My Sides Have Split
JOHN T ------ -----------@verizon.net
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 23:07:09 -0500
The article on
your web site by Bernard Weiner - co edits The Crisis Papers should
read: Bernard Weiner co-idiots The Crisis Papers.
DU RESPONDS: You must be
the guy that writes Carrot Top's jokes.
A Republican Says Too Much
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 18:07:41 +0000
Subject: Stay Underground
I'm sure this email won't be deemed worthy of Hate Mailbag status
because it's not an F-bomb laced tirade from some Red State hick
that you can post with a smug little response to elicit giggles
from your elite fanbase. But there is a good reason that you need
to be (and stay) "underground". The level of cynicism and spinelessness
that is consistently demonstrated by the articles posted on your
site is sickening. One can only hope that America will, as it always
has in the past, rise to meet its challenges amidst the constant
whining of the children who are clueless as to what is actually
good for them. You may wonder why someone of my opinion would even
bother visiting your site, and it would be a legitimate question.
I can only provide the analogy that trying to understand the mindset
of the left is like staring at an accident scene: you are at once
repulsed and strangely fascinated. As the "main stream" majority
that you so abhor begins to really understand the self-destructive
nature of today's out-of-touch liberals, you will continue to find
yourself ever deeper underground. Grab a shovel - it's time to start
DU RESPONDS: Aha - you're
one of those Bush voters who enjoys playing the base for suckers
on issues like gay marriage and abortion! We don't get many of your
sort around here - you're normally too busy off laughing at the
rubes. I assume you enjoyed your tax cuts while the "Red State
hicks" lost their health insurance? I assume you smugly patted
yourself on the back when Saddam Hussein was captured while the
"Red State hicks" are still losing children in Iraq every
day? Eventually they're going to figure this game out, you know.
And Now... The F-Bomb Laced Tirades From The Red State Hicks
Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 11:50 PM
Subject: how can I help??
I want to make
sure you scum fuck liberals bitch and moan as much as possible for
the next 4 years. How can I rub it in your face the best? DO NOT
REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL!! YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO THE POLICE FOR HARRASSMENT
IF YOU DO, SCUM!!!!!
DU RESPONDS: Oh yeah!? Well........
uh, wait. What?
Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:18:39 -0800
From: --- ---------@hotmail.com
To: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org,
Subject: I wnat to help
KISS MY ASS YOU
STUPID LIBERALS, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GAY LOVERS!!!! YOU
LIBERALS ARE IN LOVE WITH TEROSISTS TOO! BUSH IS OUR PRESIDENT WHEREVER
YOULIKE IT OR NOT.
DU RESPONDS: That's okay,
I like it wherever.
Jesse ----- -------@kc.rr.com
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:28:43 -0500
SCREW YOU YOU
LIBERAL PIECE OF SHITFUCKS
DU RESPONDS: Yahtzee!
A Voice Of Reason
Mark ------ ---------@msn.com
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 09:27:41 -0700
Subject: Only demo....
are perfect, right!
DU RESPONDS: FINALLY someone
who understands what we've been saying all along.
A Gay Old Time
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 15:19:26 -0600
Subject: DU is the official Gays Only Forum
Thanks to you
moderators?, you have opted to exclude anyone who voices disagreement
with the gay freaks.
Many of the disenfranchised
straight people are leaving for other quarters and so they should.
They have no voice at DU, unless they approve of the gay lifestyle.
Stop blaming our
dissent solely on Christians. There are millions of non-Christians
who find this gay marriage argument as ludicrous. That includes
a great number of labor Democrats. Once you successfully run them
off, then you can rename your party Gayocons or something fitting.
Have a nice day,
DU RESPONDS: No, stop. Please
don't leave. No, really. Don't go. We really want you to stay. Hello?
Lowering The Tone
Cory ----- -----@erskine.edu
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 14:06:16 -0500
The posts lately on your site
I am concerend about some posts on your website lately. The language
is terrible and I do not like the tone.
You WILL honor
Bush on Jan. 20. He is our President and he has a mandate. Liberalism
is dying. And Ted Kennedy is the BEST thing for the GOP!
:-D Four more
DU RESPONDS: Unfortunately,
Cory, despite your terribly un-American order to grovel before a
politician, I failed to honor Bush on Jan 20. But I will not disagree
that the president has a man date.
The Four Minute Man
Constitutional Rights [-------------------@yahoo.com]
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 06:16:07 -0800 (PST)
Do you still wonder
why we are kickin' your fuckin' asses in the elections? It's because
you refuse to discuss the issues that you disagree with. I love
the fact that I was removed from your forum in four minutes. Please
let me know if that is a record. I'd love the braggin' rights.
Dan Blather and
Tom Brokejaw have nothin' on you when it comes to propoganda.
I will shower
in your grief after the next election.
What a dick you
DU RESPONDS: And don't tell
me... you're not going to shower until then, right? Incidentally
four minutes isn't even close to the record, so no bragging rights
this time. But you could try for four minutes next time you have
sex with your wife, who, sources tell me, is also the family pet.
Best of luck!
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