cock-smokers! That's right - we're back with yet another all-singing,
all-swearing Hate Mailbag. They just don't give up, do they? And
that's just the way we like it. Thanks for yet more free content,
Unfortunately our spam filter appears to have been foiling the
most illiterate hate mailers recently - although one or two managed
to figure it out, probably with some help from their mothers. As
usual, these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve
the anonymity of the senders. Because we're nice like that.
Message From The Vice President
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 12:48 AM
Fuck you. You
are all a bunch of anti-american cock-smokers. Stop spreading your
bullshit anti-bush anti-republican propaganda. I can't believe you
fucking assholes have nothing better to do that bash one of the
greatest presidents in this nations history and try to raise up
on your pathetic faggot ass shoulders this fucking pussy Kerry who
fucking runs and cries when a splinter gets in his finger so he
can get a fucking purple heart. What will happen if this piece of
shit is put in charge of our country? He will turn this nation over
to UN control, ask them what we should do (the UN hates American
by the way fuck-tards) let them delegate how we should run our lives,
he will severely weaken our policies on how we deal with terrorists,
handing that over to the UN too, Bush has balls, he takes care of
his own. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I am hoping you write some
aging hippie bullshit back for me to read and have a good laugh
over. So remember... FUCK YOU!
DU RESPONDS: Steady on Dick.
This isn't the floor of the Senate you know.
Best Moderator Application Ever
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 7:48 PM
I wanna be a moderator
because I hate the USA and everything it stands for. I want to elect
Kerry so that we can be seen as the gutless turds we deserve to
be in the eyes of the entire world. I want to put it to all the
'repugs' who come to DU everyday for a laugh. I want to be closer
to my DU sisters and brothers like a big pyschotherapy group where
we all hold hands and hug and coo, "There, there. Nothing is your
fault. You have no responsibilty to anyone but yourself. Shrub is
to blame for everything..."
It's my dream
to be a witless, pathetic waste of air. That would make a perfect
DU moderator, wouldn't it, comrade?!
DU RESPONDS: Sure thing.
You can moderate the Cock-Smoker forum.
Ignoring History And Facts
From: "Bob ---------" <------@peoplepc.com>
Sent: Monday, June 28, 2004 11:00 PM
Subject: How is it going?
In case you have
never noticed, the USA is a republic, built on heroism, dedication
to the ideal of democracy, a nation of leadership that doesn't take
well to the socialism of Europe, true American leaders refuse to
follow. The French, since Napolation, haven't been able to protect
themselves, the Germany's started wars they couldn't finish and
Russia would have dominated the entire region if not for the USA.
I truely try to understand the minds of your affilliation, however
the biggest obsticleto my turn, is ignoring history and facts.
Democratics live in a make believe world, that didn't use to be
so, for power Dems have no boundaries.
DU RESPONDS: Stop. You had
me at "Napolation."
I Feel The Need, The Need For Spude
Sent: Thursday, July 15, 2004 12:18 PM
Subject: what you understand
Why are you so
fucking stupid to believe the shit that is spude by your leaders.
I respect your rights to say the things you say but I also want
you to understand how stupid any thought process that would make
you think John Scary can lead this country. Kerry was a coward in
Vietnam and as a veteran and a fast boat operator I know what he
did to get the medals; he is a rich kid that was a wantabe John
F. Kennedy (he's not even in the same ball park). You need to sit
in a church so that you can realize how stupid the things say are.
You have awakened a sleeping giant and we will defeate you not just
in the White House.
DU RESPONDS: Sounds to me
like the sleeping giant is still somewhat woozy and possibly a little
hung over. Why not get back to us when the sleeping giant has fully
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 2:10 PM
Subject: About your website/Store
My name is Jennifer
------ and I am a resident of Illinois. I am writing in disgust
of your website. I am not a Republican or a Democrat. I vote for
who I see fit to run this country. I think that it is very disrespectful
to our nation and to our president to post many of the items that
have posted and sell products that call the leader of our country
a ZERO. I personally would like to see someone other than Bush or
Kerry running this country but given the choice (which I supposedly
have) I choose Bush.
I am for the amendment
to ban "gay marriage" and preserve the sanctity of marriage as we
know it. I am also Pro-Life. I feel that partial birth abortions,
if not all, should be illegal! After having a child one year ago,
I cannot understand how a woman can feel that child inside her moving
and growing and decide to have a murderer rip that child out of
her and destroy such a wonderful gift of life that God has chosen
to give her.
DU RESPONDS: Damn, does the
T-shirt design say "Zero?" It was supposed to say "Dildo."
The Smell Test
Sent: Saturday, July 10, 2004 11:38 PM
Subject: (no subject)
You A$$holes stink
DU RESPONDS: Then get your
nose out of our undershorts.
Slowly Sinking Into The Pit Of Insanity
Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 9:23 AM
Subject: On column by Christian DeWar
The article by
Christian DeWar on President Bush is nothing but vitriolic propaganda.
Were it not for Christians in the United States of America, this
country would long ago have been conquered by atheist dictators.
The Democratic Party as represented by your website is a step child
of the Lenin/Stalin Communist Party. The Soviet Communist Party
had its Gulag. Today's Democratic Party has its own Gulag--it's
called abortion. Do you not yet hear the cries of 40 million dead
DU RESPONDS: What the fuck
are you talking about?
Fun With Irony
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 9:43 PM
Subject: Acceptable Use Policy
My God!!! You'd
think we're a bunch of Republicans, what with all the rules. I was
going to register and maybe enjoy an exchange or two. But after
reading the thousands of words of rules I'm concerned that almost
no matter what I write it'd be bound to break one of the rules and
end up being banned.
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DU RESPONDS: Geez Thomas,
speak for yourself.
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:37 PM
The Top 10 Conservative
NEW! June 7
Do you think name
calling is the way to do business or are issues most important.
DU RESPONDS: Um... well...
hmmmmm... Can I get back to you on that?
Spice Girls' Vocal Concert
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 2:10 PM
Subject: If I get anymore viruses from you socialists Im
gonna report you to the FBI
DU RESPONDS: Justin, your
manly use of capital letters makes me want to shit my pants.
A Tad Premature
From: ---- ----- LOGAN [--------@MSN.COM]
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2004 12:50 PM
Subject: Get stuffed!!
You people are
the most hate filled, intolerant, arrogant, one sided poltroons
I have ever encountered, I wouldn't give you one penny. You clowns
on the left used to be funny when you were out of power. Now you
are truly frightening.
DU RESPONDS: Damn, are we
back in power already?
I'm A Loser, Baby
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:08 PM
Reference to your
hate mail page. I can see the handiwork of Rick Myers in the clever
response to the e-mails. Oh, by the way I am sending a link to your
filth, sorry, I mean SITE to Beck, Quinn and Limbaugh as I would
like them to have the same opportunity, as the rest of us to laugh
their asses off at this garbage.
I am sure you
won't print Myers' name............Neither would I, Boys.
DU RESPONDS: Sorry, completely
wrong. By the way, I can understand why you'd want to send our site
to Quinn and Limbaugh, but Beck? I'm not sure the influential genre-hopping
indie-rocker is into politics...
Help! My Nose Is Stuck In The Gipper's
Sent: Wednesday, June 09, 2004 7:08 PM
All you flaming
liberal (dim)ocrats are really having a hard time accepting the
fact that the republicans are turning the minds and hearts of todays
society by exposing the lies that your party have been trying to
force feed the general public for the last 40 years.
no longer in power and it's driving you guys crazy.....my suggestion
to you is....GET OVER IT!!!
The republican party has the reigns thanks in part to great men
like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and mostly due to the God given
insight of our greatest president of the 20th century Ronald Reagan.You
don't get it and quite frankly I don't think you ever will.
So go on and continue living in the darkness....it's your choice
but I for one am glad I'm on the RIGHT side!!!!!!!!!!
DU RESPONDS: Yeah, it was
really great when Ronald Reagan sold weapons to Iran so he could
fund terrorists in Central America. And when he sent Donald Rumsfeld
to cozy up to Saddam Hussein. And when he funded and trained Osama
bin Laden and Co. in Afghanistan. Talk about being on the right
side of history...!
The Sad Result Of Wishful Thinking
From: "adam ---" <-------@yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2004 2:35 PM
I read your little
comparison of the "Ditto Heads" emails. I guess if I too thought
the way that most liberals think I would also want to quickly dismiss
these emails as just idiots spouting out what they heard on the
radio. But maybe, (and I know that it will be very tough for you
to think outside of your precious little box that you've constructed
for yourself being that all of these people are mindless retards)
just maybe these people are independent, free thinkers and they
each have individually pegged you for being the hateful, lying,
manipulative waste of space that you are. But I'm sure that it is
easier for you to think that millions of people who have the same
brain capacity, nervous system, and a similar collection of atoms
as you posess, have no way of expressing their own thoughts and
their own opinions. Just blame Rush.
DU RESPONDS: Ah yes. This
person is referring to the special Dittohead
Rushbag we did last year in which we printed extremely similar
emails from Rush fans. Yes, these "independent free thinkers"
just HAPPENED to "individually" take it upon themselves
to parrot the words and phrases their lord and master Rush Limbaugh
used, all on the same day. Right...
Sent: Sunday, June 06, 2004 7:41 PM
Subject: The lefty revolting, results are hidden mistakes.
A few points I would like to be addressed by your websight.
1, Anyone but Bush.........I suppose that means kerry?
2, Why so hate filled for the president? Dont give me the iraqie
speech youve worn it out a long time ago. I am not buying it for
a second either.
3, Hate filled rants against the former now deceased President Ronald
Regan. A pity I thought your kind had a little more class than that.
4, What if I dont want scocialized medical coverage just affordable
health care? And who says it's free? Ever heard of taxes........well
Id paying a higher price every april 14th.
Then the real problem ELUDES your moron group of commie freedom
grabbing scum bags.
Try 86.4 billion a year for illegale free health care coming out
of my pocket and yours. So President Bushes present program for
illegales leaves me thinking NO WAY MAN is he going to do this.
But that change of mind will come with a voice from people telling
As you might be able to surmize I am a indapendant voting for the
Reublican party. It came to me this year never to vote for a democrat
again as I had in the past for local and state elections. Algore
lost get over it idiots. The guys unstable and needs some serouse
meds and has never had a complete thought with out being told it
first in his life. Algores a scum bag. Please tell it to him for
me next time you kiss his collective ass.
By the way your out rage over clintons little fling being a "privet"
matter......... next time a "privet" matter happens in a "public"
place on the "publics" pay roll and then lied about in a "PUBLIC"
court........... let me know.
Please accept the typos....... and missspelled words and accept
my little prayer for your futures.
May god be driving the bus that runs over your sorry asses.
liberals in a nut shell.....Im not lost .....I found you.
DU RESPONDS: Dude, get an
Quite A Load, Indeed
Sent: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:29 PM
Subject: Sarin Gas in Iraq
You can stop with
the "where are the WMDs?" horse shit now, please. They found sarin
gas in Iraq, not that you would know it unless you go to fox news.
Well, that makes quite a load that has been found thus far, huh?
What with those scud missles, mobile chemical weapons labs, the
mustard gas, the chemical-able warhead stockpile, the other mustard
gas, the nuclear "yellow cake" materials, and now the sarin gas.
Plus the 500 lb bomb the UN experts so expertly found in the cement
truck that drove through thier HQ lobby, right before they cut and
ran. ( You don't really think they have the balls to run the coallition,
do you? After the "food for oil" scandal, the Iraqis wouldn't trust
them the run a dairy queen, let alone the nation) Now that the Iraq/Al-Quadea
connection has been confirmed, you think that the media and the
democRATs would be falling all over themselves to help President
Bush win this nessisary war. Please tell me that you don't think
that some captive enemy combatants with hurt feelings is worse that
an innocent American being brutally murdered! You democRATs are
pathetic! See you in November, losers!
Jeffro In Ga.
DU RESPONDS: Don't forget
the nuclear missiles they just found in Tikrit! And the remote-control
submarines parked in the Potomac River! And the anthrax-coated towels
they've smuggled into the bargain bin at Bed Bath & Beyond!
I love Fox News.
The Quintessential Conservative, Part One
From: TONY ------ [-------@msn.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 11:58 PM
Subject: Contact information for PayPal donor
I'll donate something:
It's a shame that you forgot all about 9/11. You and your lying
comrades are doing more harm to this country than the terrorists.
I am a Republican. However, I would support a candidate who cares
more about our security, regardless of party affiliation. This happens
to be President Bush. I only hope that if another attack is successful,
it is in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Boston or any other
of the anti-American cesspools.
What will it take
for you to realize that we are in a war. We didn't start it. Our
enemy is nothing more than subhuman garbage which we have to eliminate
for our own survival. I don't care if you think me a bigot. I detest
the filthy, ragheaded animals who seek to destroy us.
DU RESPONDS: 9/11 - wait,
that rings a bell. If I remember correctly, that was when 15 terrorists
from Saudi Arabia, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, and two from
the United Arab Emirates flew planes into the World Trade Center
and killed 3,000 people. Then the guy in charge of the operation
fled to Pakistan, which is why we sent all our troops to invade
Iraq. Funny story though: Iraq is now a haven for Islamic militants
- when it wasn't before! And not only that but Osama bin Laden is
still at large because we only sent 11,000 troops to Afghanistan
and then told the Afghans to go get him. But the most hilarious
part is that since we invaded Iraq under false pretenses, anti-American
sentiment is now at an all-time worldwide high, which simply serves
to create more opportunities for terrorist recruiters! Don't worry
though, with a bit of luck they WILL attack San Francisco, Los Angeles,
Seattle or Boston, and then you can sit back in your comfy chair
with a satisfied smile on your face, safe in the knowledge that
you hate terrorists just slightly less than you hate your fellow
The Quintessential Conservative, Part Two
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 12:17 AM
Subject: Pit Bulls
I hate democrats.....
I have a pitt bull who is direct offspring of "Chinaman" one of
the baddest dogs that pit fighting has ever known. My cat eats out
of his food bowl and my 7 month old daughter crawls in my floor.
My dog is the perfect gentleman... He is always supervised and is
a 57.26lb theft duturant. My dog would kill for "my family" and
I am glad that he would. I do not have to have a gun in my house
b/c my dog loves me and would die for "me". It is just a breed of
dogs that you democrats have ruined by you stupidity. "Niggers"
walking up and down the street in the ghetto with these dogs is
what ruined the breed. Do some research or better yet, own one of
these dogs and you will see that "traditionally" they have been
and are great dogs.
DU RESPONDS: Okay, well,
good luck with that, you fucking maniac.
Land of the Banned
May The Circle Be Unbroken
From: damn nukkah [mailto:--------@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:04 AM
Subject: Your site
Your website is
a poster for the new bed wetting left. Topics aren't debated, it's
a big circle jerk, nothing more. I got banned from your site for
doing nothing but disagreeing with Bush being a war criminal, nothing
more. I don't think you faggots realize what you wish for by pushing
the far left. Ever heard of communism?
I hope you guys
all get lost in the woods...
DU RESPONDS: Aha, I think
I finally get it! Conservatives just can't stand it when someone's
having a circle jerk without them.
Another One Bites The Dust
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:49 PM
Subject: To whomever deleted my account after only 4 posts
One of these days
you are going to attack the wrong innocent person.
Wise up buttheads.
DU RESPONDS: Yes, one of
these days... :)
Can't Imagine Why This Guy Got Booted...
Sent: Saturday, July 03, 2004 2:35 AM
Subject: Fuck You!
You don't know
the first fucking thing about applying message board rules to particular
posts. I think YOU had better read your own fucking rules instead
of supporting cliques of weak posters, like fucking wimps.
You suck as administrators/moderators.
Let me hear you
type "Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo."
DU RESPONDS: Okay... Boo
hoo hoo hoo hoo. Bye now!
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 12:58 PM
Ok, my name was
R-WAttackMAchine. why am I banned I posted 3 things after they have
been trashing my site all day. I said nothing nasty just asked questions.
DU RESPONDS: Uh... gee...
Those Damn Free Thinkers
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 8:11 PM
I have emailed
you before regarding my posting rights. My username is hmfic72.
I was re-reading
your "rules" about who can and cannot post to your "progressive"
website. I find them to be utterly lacking in any civility whatsoever.
Now I don't honestly
expect an answer from anyone on your staff. That would mean that
you have taken the time to exercise some discretion in what you
do and allow a free thinker into the mix.
But have you ever
thought that someone might sue you for not allowing their freedom
of speech? Sounds like a violation of my rights, if you ask me.
Something to keep
DU RESPONDS: Tell you what,
while you're doing some of that "free thinking," see if
you can work out why the Constitution doesn't give you the right
to post messages on a privately-owned discussion board.
From The Poster Formerly Known As DemLikr
Sent: Saturday, May 01, 2004 12:22 AM
Subject: Hey Earl, fuck yourself and your tiny, closed little
With "dems" like
you who need "pukes?"
DU RESPONDS: What a silly
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