HATE MAILBAG DOUBLE EDITION
Hate Mailbag (Part Two)
April 2, 2003

Miami Dunce
From: "Don Johnson" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Saturday, December 06, 2003 10:23 AM
Subject: Get a life

DU RESPONDS: Don Johnson! Hey, what happened to you, man? Sorry to hear your wife dumped you for Antonio Banderas. Perhaps she just didn't like dudes who roll their jacket sleeves up.

Neal Before Zod
From: Tom -------
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2004 5:18 PM

AUUU I FOUND A FRIGGING NEST OF YOU FRIGGING DEMICRATS YOU SUCK {ROCK ON BUSH}
AND SAVAGE, KERRY SLIPPED OUT OF HIS MOTHERS CRACK 6 MONTHS TO EARLY,DEATH TO ALL DEMACRATS TAKE HILDO HITLERY CLINTON WITH YOU GOD WHAT A CUNT SHE IS<
SAVAGE NATION WE ARE HERE TO SWEEP AWAY FRIGGING DEMCRATE WAYS YOU SO SUCK
NEIL BOORTZ SAYS HI LOL

DU RESPONDS: Check it out, a Boortz fan. Hey Tom, what's the difference between Neal Boortz and a bag of shit? The bag! Just kidding. No I'm not. Fuck you!

Mean Streets
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 3:05 PM
Subject: tax,s

i hope most of you lib, s live in New York get your wallets out ha ha ha

DU RESPONDS: Uh, is this a stickup?

I Can Smell What TheRock Is Cooking

Saturday Morning, 1:08 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:08 AM
Subject: I broke no rules and was very civil. Why did you delete my account TheRock?

I broke no rules and was very civil. Why did you delete my account TheRock?

Saturday Morning, 1:19 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>;
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:19 AM
Subject: What exactly is your damage DU?

DU you just ban people because of your paranoia or are you psychic?

DU you know how many good Dems you have pushed to the other side with your facist actions?

Get a clue dimwits...you are damaging the Democrats with your facist actions.

Saturday Morning, 1:21 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:21 AM
Subject: The DU admin is braindead

You nimwits are turning away middle Dems and that is really stupid of you.

Saturday Morning, 1:24 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:24 AM
Subject: Please fix your software

How can an honest middle Dem get through your thick skull if you keep bouncing your email?

Are all three of you that stupid?

Saturday Morning, 1:24 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:24 AM
Subject: Fwd: Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender

Saturday Morning, 1:27 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:27 AM
Subject: Fwd: Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender

Saturday Morning, 1:30 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:30 AM
Subject: Don't fock with TheRock

This is your final warning to stop harassing me. Ceast and desist your harassment of me.

Saturday Morning, 1:39 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:39 AM
Subject: You DUmmies are toast

After your asses are kicked in November hoou will you spin it then? Let me guess...it was a "stolen" election.

Get a clue boneheads...your socialist crap has been refused by the people. I laugh at your ignorance of reality.

That and you are too coward to respond to reality.

Saturday Morning, 1:42 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:42 AM
Subject: Du was never under a DOS attack

That was your lame excuse for your ignorance of running a reliable website. Your leftwing asshole uses bought your lame excuse. You dipshits can't code your way out of a for loop.

Idiots...all of you wimp leftwing anti-Americans.

Saturday Morning, 1:44 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:44 AM
Subject: Ceast and desist your harrasment of me

This is your final warning. My lawyer (non-leftwing) has been notified.

Saturday Morning, 1:53 AM
From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 1:53 AM
Subject: You traitors think you are *so* smart

In the next four years of W rule you terrorists might consider joining America instead of tryin to destroy it. Your treason is being recorded .

Land of the Banned

Your Constitutional Rights Have Just Been Revoked
From: Jerry ------
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 10:34 AM
Subject: posting privleges

I do not understand why my posting privledges were being revoked. I used no foul languages in any post which i cannot say for others. I simply was expressing my opinions and thoughts in what I thought was a democratic forum. If my opinions offended anyone too bad I have a constitutional right to my opinion. Please respond to my inquiry with a detailed explanation to why my rights Including constitutionall right were revoked.

Jerry -------

DU RESPONDS: Okay, a detailed explanation, let's see... well, you know that scene at the end of Lethal Weapon 2, right, where the South African bad guy says "Deeplomatic Eemuneety!" and then Murtaugh shoots him in the head? That's pretty much what happened to you, in a metaphorical sense.

DU Darwin Award Winner
From: "Ashley ------" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, February 15, 2004 8:20 PM
Subject: error logging in

Hi,

I think there is a problem. I tried to post a reply on a message board for the first time (I just recently registered) and I got a message that I have been banned. There must be some error because I haven't even posted anything to get banned for. Please advise. My username is love2killbabies.

Thank you,

Ashley ------

DU RESPONDS: Hmm... well, first you should try deleting your cookies and restarting your browser. If that doesn't work I'll reset your... just kidding. You're an idiot.

From The DUer Formerly Known As jpgpenn (Part One)
From: "Joe" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 10:26 PM
Subject: OOOO Skinner BOY!!!

You have and always were a low life money grubbing asshole,. willing at anytime to suck a dollar from anyone and at the same time hide under a name of Democratic.

As you have figured out by now you can not post endless goofball rules to your likeing and then call it Democratic!

You areleft with the site you have, a melding of confused opinion wrapped in a riddle! Besty of Luck to ya!
Remeber you are far from Democratic! Let the money and donations roll! LOL

CREEPY FUCK YOU!

DU RESPONDS: So I take it you don't want to make a donation?

From The DUer Formerly Known As jpgpenn (Part Two)
From: "Joe" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 10:30 PM
Subject: at Least let others know you BANNED ME!

but that would go against your "democratic" image!

puke face money grubbing fuck! weak ass bastard!

DU RESPONDS: Are you sure I can't persuade you to make a small contribution?

From The DUer Formerly Known As jpgpenn (Part Three)
From: "Joe" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 10:50 PM
Subject: CHANGE YOUR NAME! YOU ARE NOT DEMOCRATIC!!

MONEY GRUBBING < FUCKING SCUMBAGS!

DU RESPONDS: Come on now, it's all for a good cause!

When Fools Don't Read The Rules
From: John ----
To: '[email protected]'
Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 1:31 PM
Subject: No Room For Dissent

In typical Democrat fashion all dissent must be crushed. Enjoy your inbred, dilusional forum!

DU RESPONDS: Sure thing. Enjoy taking fifth grade for the eleventh time!

Ooh, He Almost Had Me Going For A Minute
From: ------, David
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 2:03 PM
Subject: I have been kicked off?

I am sorry I made a comment that seemed to go against the rules on this website.

But I am a avid democrat. I hate everything that Bush stands for. I am for abortion, gay marriages higher taxes.

I am actually gay, if that will help. I do not believe in absolute truth. Rush Limbaugh sucks.

I believe I am a defenseless moron, that needs to find a politician to look out for me.

I am just what this website is all about.

How could I have been kicked off?

DU RESPONDS: Funny, David, pretty funny. Not as funny as when I hit the "off" button on your account though. Now THAT was entertaining.

You Win Some...
From: Susan -------------
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:22 PM
Subject: Question

Is the Democratic Underground owned by homosexuals who only allow posters who agree with them?

DU RESPONDS: I'll tell you for the price of a blowjob. But you'll have to wear a bag on your head and let me call you Steve.

...You Lose Some
From: Susan -------------
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:01 PM
Subject: Hello?

What did I do to get my privileges revoked?

DU RESPONDS: Dammit Steve, I told you not to take the bag off!

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