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HATE MAILBAG SPECIAL EDITION
Dittohead Rushbag
October 17, 2003

And thus it came to pass that Rush Limbaugh, he of the famous weight/drugs/truth problems, mentioned our little website twice on his radio show last week. "Don't go there!" Rush told his listeners, describing the terrors that lie in wait for unsuspecting dittoheads. Funnily enough though, many of Rush's fans chose to ignore his command to avoid Democratic Underground - which is convenient for Rush since it clears him of inciting a denial of service attack.

But anyway, you'll be unsurprised to learn that we received literally hundreds of emails from outraged dittoheads last week, so the cream of the crap has been selected for this special Hate Mailbag. This time the emails have even been separated into separate sections to highlight the bizarre similarities in dittohead thinking (okay - it's not that bizarre). As usual: these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except - unlike Fox News, who give out the unlisted home telephone numbers of people they don't like - we have preserved the anonymity of the senders.


Don't Be Hatin'

I'll admit it - I didn't actually hear Rush's radio diatribe about DU that prompted so many of his fans to send us this flood of high-quality emails. But I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that he said something along the lines of: "Liberals are hypocritical because they're supposed to be tolerant, but they're actually hateful." Why do I think he said that? Because his loyal troop of mindless robots simply parroted it back to us. Witness "independent thinking" at its finest...


But... But... What About Clinton?
From: "Andy -----" <-----@-------------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 12:35 PM
Subject:
Why are you guys so hateful?

Unbelievable, you guys say the GOP is spitting out hateful messages, but the first thing I read on this website is that Rush is a pigboy!! Then you talk about the groping that the new Gov of Calif. is accused of but nothing is said about Bill Clinton, what gives???? so dishonest!!! you want people to change there mind by using this kind of language?? Both parties have a lot of work to do!!!! Sounds like your going the wrong way, sorry to say. I'll give you another try down the road, but it doesn't look very good for your party.

Andrew J. -----

DU RESPONDS: Hey, pigboy is a term of endearment! You know, like, "Whassup, pigboy?"


Can't We All Just Get Along? (Part One)
From: "Chris ------" <chris@-----------------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Thursday, October 09, 2003 12:57 AM
Subject:
LIBERAL idiots

i didnt think it was true but you guys are hateful!

DU RESPONDS: I love you, man.


Can't We All Just Get Along? (Part Two)
From: "I'm Sasown" <------@-----.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 3:42 PM
Subject:
Why the hatred?

Why are you people so filled with hate? I thought you Dems were supposed to be the party who wants peace! You accuse the Reps of being people who want war for no reason, yet you spew hatred toward your neighbors and fellow citizen who aren't even your enemy! What a good example you are!!

DU RESPONDS: You too, man, I love you.


Oh Boy, This Guy's Got It All Wrong
From: Todd ------ <-------@-------------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 4:14 PM
Subject:
RE: conservative idiot

Why are you so hateful? Go to any reputable conservative site and you won't find hateful insults about James Carville or Bill Clintons physical features. I thought liberals were suppose to be enlightened? You attack people and degrade them because they have a difference of opinion from your own? I have a lot of liberal friends and relatives, and they hardly ever agree with me, but they do not resort to name-calling and insults. Why can't you use the English language to express yourself and draw on opposing views to counter the household-name-conservatives that you have set out to talk trash about? You must represent the fringe, because I have met a lot of liberals in my time, mostly Southern Democrats, and none have been as nasty I you seem to be. In fact, we may joke around about each other's point of view, but we always treat one another with respect...like intelligent human beings should.

Todd ------

Fayetteville, NC

DU RESPONDS: Uh-huh... Carville... mm-hmm... Clinton... let's see... oh, I'm sorry - you said REPUTABLE.


KKKicking Your Ass
From: Nick ----- <-----@-----------------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 5:04 PM
Subject:
LIBERAL idiots

The hatred that I have witnessed on this site is worse that a KKK documentary, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ENLIGHTENED and tolerant of everyone?, I was looking for different views on issues, not 1 statement of hatred after another. No wonder the Democrat Party is losing ground nationwide. This is sick

DU RESPONDS: So Rush told you we were enlightened and tolerant, eh? And yet here, staring you in the face, is evidence that he's a liar. Please don't think about this conundrum too hard. I don't want you to hurt your brain.


The Mole
From: drpinion <-------@--------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:43 AM
Subject:
so much anger!!!!

So much anger and hate.Until you bed wetting lefties get a real message and stop acting like a buch of spoiled kids you are doomed to lose election after election. The vast majority of Americans don't want to hear the constant hatred that you and your ilk spew. Although I guess it is a good thing that you on the left are so stupid to make the same mistake over and over because WE ont the RIGHT continue to WIN.

DU RESPONDS: Well let me just tell you... hey, wait a minute - "bed wetting lefties?" Just one moment here! You're no dittohead - you're a BOORTZ FAN! I can smell you guys a mile away. Tsk tsk, trying to sneak into this special Rush mailbag. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Another Brainiac
From: Bob ------- <--------@chartermi.net>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 10:28 PM
Subject:
So Sad

I can't believe the utter hatred you have for people that want to keep our country the way our founding fathers sought in our constitution AND DIED for us to be free. I guess freedom to you is "do want ever you want" unless it disagrees with our philosophy. Please do us a favor and keep your sniveling contrives to yourself. If you have a following that agrees with what you spout, then it's either God bless us or, thank God, you all are going to self destruct from your hatred.

Another pleasant conservative

DU RESPONDS: So let me get this straight - you support the people who died defending my right to free speech by telling me to shut up? I see...


Sorry, Not Tolerant
From: HANKINS <--------@----------------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Thursday, October 09, 2003 10:59 AM
Subject:
Liberals always talk about tolerance. Your website isseething with hatred. It is one thing to deb

Liberals always talk about tolerance. Your website is seething with hatred. It is one thing to debate, but it is another to go as far as you have. My God, what is it you want? Do you really want to take Liberalism to the extreme and bring in Socialism? Why do you say that you hate Bush. I am a conservative, and I do not hate anyone. I did not hate Clinton. But, I am getting concerned about things like your website. Why all the anger? Is this not the greatest country on earth? Why do Liberals want to bring us down? Just because you are losing power at every level, does that give you the right to this type of activism? I feel sorry for you. If you really hate this country, why don't you just leave? You are angry because you have lost so much power. And, you are losing it because of CLinton running your party. Look at the losses you have incurred during his time. Yet, you all follow him like sheep. Take a look at your website sometime with an objective view-you will see why we think of you as "wacko". You are replacing debate with hate. Keep it up-it is only going to bring you down further.

DU RESPONDS: Hey dude, just off the top of my head... since your boy stole the White House he's shoveled billions of dollars to the richest 1% of the population while millions of Americans have lost their jobs, he coddled the Saudis after 9/11 and has so far failed to catch Osama bin Laden, and he's currently in the process of getting hundreds of American kids killed in Iraq, while spending the United States into a deficit hole which will be paid for by our grandchildren. Oh yeah, and all that spending - your money, remember - is going straight into the pockets of his rich campaign contributors via exclusive contracts in Iraq. And you're stupid enough to believe that this shouldn't piss us off? No wonder you listen to Rush Limbaugh.


Sticks and Stones

Rush's brainwashing ability is legendary. How on earth does a man who regularly spews forth such lamentable insults as "Environmentalist Wackos," "Feminazis," "Puff Daschle," and "Little Dick Gephardt" - to name but a few - manage to convince his supporters that liberals are constantly resorting to namecalling because they're mentally inferior? Wrong, wrong, wrong. The difference is that our namecalling is simply of a higher caliber - I mean, "Puff Daschle?" What's that? That's just lame. See, I could explain away the dittoheads' willingness to ignore Rush's namecalling hypocrisy by simply calling them "Doodooheads" or "Ditto-twits" or something equally pathetic, but let's just cut to the chase here. They're a bunch of gullible fuckheads.


Stop Namecalling, You Idiots!
From: ---------@aol.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 4:33 PM
Subject:
LIBERAL idiots

you and all of your ilk. All you can do is resort to name calling because you have nothing, that America needs, to offer.

DU RESPONDS: Here's an idea: next time try to write more than two sentences before exposing yourself as a douchebag.


Words Of Wisdom
From: -------@despammed.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 10:22 PM
Subject:
Website Observation

I logged on to your website for the first time this evening. While you have some good points, I was overwhelmed by all of the name-calling of people that you disagree with.

One of the bits of wisdom that I have acquired through the years is that calling a person by a negative or sarcastic name comes not out of strength, but out of weakness. Your website gives me the distinct impression that you feel very insecure in your position and greatly threatened by those with whom you differ.

Douglas ------

DU RESPONDS: Not really, Douglas. We just think they're assholes.


Don't Be A Haterer
From: dean <------------@charter.net>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Thursday, October 09, 2003 10:19 AM
Subject:
My God!

The name calling and transparent HATERED are disgusting. You will never forward your cause to the main stream with this over the top hate! Thank goodness for that!

DU RESPONDS: Mainstream? This is the UNDERGROUND, baby!


Actually It Was "Lardbottom"
From: Colleen ------ <------------------@hotmail.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 3:18 PM
Subject:
About Rush And Bush

Hey there.. I was just reading your website.. which I got off of a radio show... let me guess which one.. Yes Rush Limbaugh... Anyways.. I saw that banner on your front page, "Anyone but BUSH" ... Now, there's something that Rush has always said.. that you Liberal Democrats just have this seathing hatred for Bush... I now believe him when he says this.. you would rather anyone but him.. you dont care what anyone else does to this country, just that its not Bush, a Republican, running the show... This isnt hate mail.. I do NOT write this in hatred either.. I dont see the point.. I just dont understand why you hate George W. so much... I think hes doing a great job... And I dont understand why you resort to name-calling when your talking about him or Rush Limbaugh.. I read one of your articles.. "Top 10 Idiot Conservatives".. where you called Rush a LardButt or something.. I think thats uncalled for.. I thought you guys were suppose to be more intelligent than that? anyways.. I think Bush is doing a great job but the liberal media likes to make it seem like hes an idiot... I have to put up with hearing that from my roommates all the time.. I just dont see it.. From what I see.. he had perfect reasoning for going to war... and it wasnt that conservatives OR you liberals want the troops to die... Its that this war was for those people in Iraq that were suffering over there under that dictator.. NO ONE wants them to be killed... and thats NOT what Rush said either... I listened to him thru that whole period.. not once did he say anything like that... he jests in it.. but is never serious! Bush had the right motives for that war.. and I commend him for it! Its had nothing to do with his 'political adgenda' here in the States... its just your seathing hatred for him! You will do anything to get that power and thats all that matters to you.. its scarey... anyways... I wish you guys well but hope that you come to realize how you sound sometimes... thank you.

Heather

DU RESPONDS: Actually Heather ... the war in Iraq was about ... the imminent danger ... to the United States ... from Saddam Hussein's ... weapons of mass destruction ... Remember them at all ... or is it all ... a little foggy ... ? Bush went on and on ... about them at the ... State of the Union Address ... And then there was ... Colin Powell's ... presentation to the UN ... Do you ... remember that ... ? I bet you don't ... even remember ... what you had for breakfast this morning ... do you ... By the way ... did anyone ever tell you ... you write exactly the same way ... George W. Bush reads ... his speeches ... ? It's a little bit ... unsettling ... actually ...


Stop Namecalling, You Morons!
From: "Pathfinder P" <---------------@-------.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 3:47 PM
Subject:
comment

I am sure you have heard this many many times, but....

You represent everything that is wrong with the democratic party. You are full of hate and you do not listen to other points of view, ever. This is the truth. All you do is hate and call everyone else names. It is sad. You are so un-informed and so hateful that you can't see the truth of any matter. Just look at the hypocrisy of Sen. Kennedy and his opposition (at first) to the Nantucket wind farm. New energy, yes, my back yard, no. You are pathetic and a waste. You are the reason that this country is in the place it is. You have no values and you are so PC that you make no sense. I would so hate to be you.

All you do is hate and you call it socialism. You buy votes with bills in congress, you buy votes with promises and you lie. Simple but you are stupid. Dumb really. You are.....Morons.

I do not agree with everything the Republicans do and say but I able to see the good in both parties. However the more you talk the less you are taken seriously. Al Franken as your spokes person?! LOL You have to be kidding. All you do is spew hate and cry when you are called on it.

Ok, now hit the delete key because you are scared to write back. There see, I knew it.

Pathfinder

DU RESPONDS: And... delete. *click*


But Let's Not Kid Ourselves

The tone of some of the previous "shocked, shocked I tell you" emails may lead one to believe that Rush Limbaugh fans are on the path to enlightenment and, through constant exposure to the Maha-Rushie, are incapable of taking the low road. Sadly, the following emails will come as a bit of a letdown.


Dittoheads Will Be Dittoheads
From: Gary ----
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 5:42 PM

Rush was right! You are a bunch of nigger loving fags!

DU RESPONDS: *splutter*


On The Topic Of Creating A Race Of Rush-Loving Nazi Supermen
From: Martin -------
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Friday, October 10, 2003 1:00 PM

Rally to this site if you are a limp-wristed, unmuscular,bespeckled, white male, or a shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune, or a non-thinking, black lemming, or an ashen-white enviromental, tree-hugging nerd, or aperson generally unpopular in school and unliked in every aspect of human contact, or a person who is generally disgusting to ordinary, everyday people or, in other words a democrat.

DU RESPONDS: I think somebody already tried to weed out the people you don't like from society about sixty years ago, Martin. Oh, what was his name, it's on the tip of my tongue. Austrian guy, had a little mustache...


Just To Clarify The Nazi Supermen Comment...
From: Martin -------
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Saturday, October 11, 2003 8:21 PM

Please queers, effeminate males, ugly women, ignorent blacks, goofy environmentalists, leave this country . your putrid political stands leave us vulnerable. Hopefully you will remove yourselves so someone else doesn't have to do it.

DU RESPONDS: Hello again, Martin. Still having those Holocaust fantasies are we?


How Strange
From: Mike -----
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Sunday, October 12, 2003 3:15 AM
Subject: I need a star

I would like to give you a donation but dog shit smells too much to send in the mail.

DU RESPONDS: Eh, why do you keep your money in piles of dog shit?


This Guy Needs To Go Shoot Something, And Soon
From: chris ------
To:
Friday, October 10, 2003 8:04 PM
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 5:42 PM
Subject:
hello

YOU PEOPLE SUCK! YOU ARE ALL FU--ED UP IN YOUR THINKING AND ALL YOU FREAKS SHOULD GET A CLUE! FRIGIN' FAG LOVEIN' LIBRALS!

DU RESPONDS: Take it easy, friend! I don't want you to blow a valuable braincell.


World's Worst Example Of Spin
From: Double-U
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 8:21 PM
Subject:
top ten?

I only counted 7 "idiots". See how libs spin? Democrats are like a crying little kid who lost a board game when they can't get there way. Why can't you people go away? You are a bunch of losers.

DU RESPONDS: Boy, they don't leave you much room for creativity in the school of conservative indoctrination, do they? Oh no, some "idiots" were put on the list twice! Call the cops, Mr. Everything-Must-Be-Literal-And-Presented-To-Me-In-Terms-Of-Black-And-White-Or-I-Won't-Understand-It-And-Get-All-Confused-And-Angry-Man.


Exercising The Right To Be Stupid
From: Adam
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 11:38 PM
Subject: A MISTAKE

CLEARLY ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, THEY DID'NT EXERCISE THEIR RIGHT TO CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

DU RESPONDS: Uh... yeah, they chose to have babies.


Communist Corner

Aside from gross absurdity, there is a another theme running through the emails that Rush's fans have been sending us over the last couple of weeks - yup, it's the old conservative fallback of calling us "communists." The people sending these messages are clearly way behind the times - these days it's much trendier to call us "anti-American" or "Saddam lovers" - although it's possible that Ann Coulter's recent defense of Joe McCarthy has made the "communist" insult au courant again. But come on guys, I mean really. We won the space race in 1969. The Berlin Wall came down almost fifteen years ago. The communist threat is over, unless you count that mad guy with the big glasses and the nuclear bombs that Dubya keeps provoking, or the sad old bearded guy who's always dressed up like a soldier. Come on now. Let's have no more of these lame "communist" emails. This is the year 2003. Surely you can do much better. Try "terrorist sympathizers," for example. Something with a bit more "oomph."


Love It Or Leave It Or Something
From: ----------@aol.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 1:19 PM
Subject: (no subject)

If you people want a communistic or socialistic society why don't you people move to your favorite European country. The fact that you want to change this country by entrusting it to a government and not the people tells me you hate this country and what it is all about. Please do the free people of the United States of America a favor and leave to abuse the people of another country.
Thank you
James

DU RESPONDS: Huh, and I thought the government was supposed to BE the people. Silly me. By the way James, I don't see why I have to leave America to abuse the people of another country when I can sit right here and watch George W. Bush do it for me.


In Defense Of Bill Clinton
From: -------@aol.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 6:45 PM
Subject: u

You should be unafraid to call yourselves what you really are, the commie-socialist pig underground. Why you would want to promote a system of government that feels that they deserve over 50% of your hard earned money is beyond me. The problem with your type is that you have no original ideas, you only know how to tear others down. It would not surprise me to find out that some of your type made the charges against Rush. Let those who have not sinned cast the first stone. Arnold has admitted to having a Hollywood past, he has moved on. You supported a purgerous, molester in the White house, what's the difference? John Ashcroft is a righteous man who fears God, if you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to fear him druggie, or is it something worse? Thank God Californians woke up, its a sign that people are fed up with your kind and We're not Gonna Take it!

DU RESPONDS: Okay, I think I'm with you - so sexual battery is okay, whereas having a relationship with a consenting adult is NOT okay. Got it. Is that part of the new Republican party platform?


Traitors Grate
From: --------------@aol.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Tuesday, October 14, 2003 8:00 PM
Subject: Traitors

Hey you freaking traitors!!

What's up??! Ya know, no one likes Communists...except Bill and Hillary Clinton, and because Americans don't like them, we are going to get rid of them...one by one. We will deport you traitors to your Meccas - North Korea, China, Russia, etc.

By the way assholes...the difference between what Limbaugh has done and what Clinton has done is that Limbaugh was at least a man and stood up and admitted what he had done when he was caught. Clinton didn't. Clinton was disbarred after his Presidency was over. Oops!!! You seem to have forgotten that.

You are a bunch of liars and traitors. We will find you and rid our country of you. We are raising enough money to ship you out of here on boats...how about Cuba for you? What about that Scumbag??

DU RESPONDS: I've got a better idea - how about you keep your money and use it to buy yourself a brain transplant?


Ass Fascination
From: ------------@wmconnect.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 11:55 AM
Subject: (no subject)

Commi Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay underground you ass-licking faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DU RESPONDS: Or what? You'll throw exclamation points at us?


Just Bizarre

At least some of the emails you've read so far have been semi-literate. But not all dittoheads know how to put what passes for their thoughts down on electronic paper.


Trigger Crappy
From: Mike -------
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 1:28 PM
Subject: Idiots

What you idiots don't realize is the continuous indirect insults you hurl at the people who support the President Of The United States, and the US Armed Forces. You have not single soul among of equal virtue, and you did not get thier guns.

Think about it

DU RESPONDS: Okay, I've thought about it - and I still have no idea what you're talking about.


To Leach His Own
From: walter e ------
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 10:30 PM
Subject: underground?

Democrat underground? How about Democrat leach field?

DU RESPONDS: How about... uh, what?


Wil-MAAAA!!!
From: "Ken ---------" <--------@hotmail.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Monday, October 13, 2003 4:10 PM
Subject: This silly pathetic website

To whom it may concern, WILMA, You are suppose to be caring and loving liberals. If you only practiced what you preached maybe your views would be in the majority in today's society. Leave Rush alone, you have alot of balls trying to make him look like a bad guy. People make mistakes every day in this world, he was even man enough to admit his. I think that after all of this is said and done that he will have a different point of view when it comes to addicts and such. When you say the things that he says on the air waves, you can not possibly be correct all of the time. Do not knock a guy for being human. If more people believed the way that he believes in this country, it would be a much nicer place. Let's see where you are in 10 years lady. I'll bet not where you are at now. You should be more open minded to the conservative point of view and just see how your life will change. If you read this, thanks for your time, Ken

DU RESPONDS: I think Ken was trying to direct this email to Wilma Cline, Rush's ex-housekeeper. Unfortunately he seems to believe that emails arrive at their intended recpient by sheer willpower.


Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good For A Laugh
From: "Decypher is right, Liberals are wrong" <-----@hotmail.com>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 4:11 PM
Subject: Cali Recall

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DU RESPONDS: Are you done?


Time To Give Something Back

Finally, we come to the true heart and soul of Rush's audience - mentally retarded cavemen. But there's a catch - when I received the following messages, my bleeding, compassionate, liberal heart was almost rent asunder. Why, I asked myself, why do we as a society allow these poor folks to slip through the cracks? When all they have is a radio tuned to Rush Limbaugh and a computer with an Internet connection, it's clear that they aren't getting the kind of help they really need. I realized that it was time to give something back. But what could I do? How could I aid these unfortunate individuals who are barely clinging to the lowest rung of society? And then it hit me - perhaps there was a way to help them! So I dug through the contents of my deleted spam folder, and I think I've come up with some real words of wisdom and encouragement that will not just help these poor dittoheads, but help them to help themselves.


Help A Dittohead, No. 1
From:
johnsb
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:00 PM
Subject:
fuck you

hey weaselcrat, fuckyou.

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Help A Dittohead, No. 2
From: "John Bowers" <jbowers66@comcast.net>
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Thursday, October 09, 2003 4:57 AM
Subject:
FUCK YOU!!!

Enough said.

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Help A Dittohead, No. 3
From: MikeT
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:00 PM
Subject:
FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU LIBERALS

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Help A Dittohead, No. 4
From: johnsb
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 8:55 PM
Subject:
i fuck your mother

fuck you, fuck you, and fuck your mother.

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Help A Dittohead, No. 5
From: Helmut23@aol.com
To:
mail@democraticunderground.com
Sent:
Wednesday, October 08, 2003 1:09 PM
Subject:
Hate

I hope you Bastards drop Dead

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