Hey hey! Normally the Hate Mailbag schedule revolves around
a bunch of DUers asking where the the hell it is, and isn't
it about damn time we published it again. Surprise! We didn't
get nagged once, yet here it is. So sit back, relax, and enjoy
the latest installment of what presumably passes for "facts
and figures" in the minds of conservatives. As usual
please note: these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY,
except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.
Of The Damned
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 11:35 AM
Subject: New to your website
my first time visiting the website. I read a bit of the "hatemail"
postings. Every time a "conservative" wrote with
facts and figures, the only response DU gives is some off-hand,
childish insult. It's like a child in a playground responding.
A child who doesn't have a comeback that is thoughtful or
factful, just pure immature emotion. It's so sad. I'm open
to hear the DU Views, but there really aren't any, are there?
Just a suggestion, why don't you actually respond with plans
or ideas on how to build a better government if you are so
upset about the one now? Why sit and whine about it and lash
out with such hatred?
Do you ever seek truth? Do you ever actually research fully
for truths? Do you have better ideas or plans than the current
executives? Do tell.
Unless, of course, you are children, then what I'm reading
would be understandable.
I won't return to your website. It's not even well written
enough for an eleven year old child. A CHILD has better sense.
Does that tell you something?
Now, please try not to reply with a CHILDISH insult.
The Truth shall set you free, my friends!!!! Seek Truth!!!
I wish you enlightenment!!!!
RESPONDS: Okay, as is becoming the custom, let's
take a look at some of those enlightened, adult conservatives
and their facts and figures. Ready?
It's Kinda "Adult"
Sent: Friday, May 09, 2003 4:21 PM
Subject: in yer face democrats
FACE, PHAGGOT DEMOCRATS. WE CONTROL THE SENATE, HOUSE AND
WHITEHOUSE, WE RUN THE COUNTRY. BY WE I MEAN THE GOP. THE
DNC IS THE PARTY OF THE AIDS PHAGGOT, THE FELON, THE JEW,
THE LAZY-ILLITERATE-WELFARE RECIPIENT, THE ABORTION WHORE,
ANTI-AMERICANS, AND COMMUNISTS. YOUR SITE IS A JOKE. AIDS
IS FUNNY TOO, IT KILLS DEMOCRATS DEAD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUSH WILL GET HIS JUDGES IN AND THE ABORTION WHORES WILL PAY.
RESPONDS: Uh-oh, this enlightened gentleman's
facts and figures are just way too persuasive for my emotional
liberal mind. Boy howdy, I sure wish this guy hadn't listened
to so much Rush Limbaugh.
Kinda "Adult," Part Two
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 11:11 AM
time you mother fuckers were on an aircraft carrier , you
fuckers stole everything that wasn;t tied down..so why don't
you ass holes get a real job. Give it up, & stop trying
to take the country down the toilet
Get a front row seat and watch the hildebeast and rosie o
'stupid get on the end of a dildo . That really is your low
life level of current events
Better that we have GEORGE W BUSH running the show than that
slut lovin whore monger you ass holes had for 8 years.
GO FUCK YOURSELF
RESPONDS: Please stop! I can't handle any more
facts and figures!
If Your Shoes Were On The Right Feet You Might Not Stumble
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2003 1:46 PM
of stumbled on this site. I love seeing the shoe on the other
foot for awhile. I think it's about time you quasi communists
get your come upins.
RESPONDS: Come upins? Come upins? Oh, you mean
"comeuppance!" How cute.
We Can't Handle Respectful Questions
"Art ----" <--------@fastmail.ca>
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2003 12:07 PM
Subject: Posting privledges for ---...
outed me! I'm a freeper!
Can't handle respectful questions, can you?
This is what you want to do to THIS NATION. NOBODY dare question
judgement of our LIBERAL KEEPERS.
I asked questions. That's all. Since you locked me out...I
means you have NO ANSWERS.
Postscript: Should you be so unwise as to complain to my mail
host...DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A D.O.S. ATTACK
RESPONDS: Indeed I do know what is a D.O.S.
attack, Art. Now let me ask you a question: do you know what
is a F.B.I.?
Out The Truth
Sent: Saturday, May 10, 2003 6:27 AM
is the blouse that Monica had with the protien stains on it
from Sex crazed Bill at now?
RESPONDS: To be honest I'm not sure. But my
guess is that it's somewhere in the back of Ken Starr's closet
next to his dog-eared copies of Juggs magazine.
Pity The Fool
Sent: Friday, May 09, 2003 3:00 AM
saying is true I think: If you are young and not a Democrat
then you don't have a heart. If you are older and not a Republican,
you don't have a brain. In my opinion, the democratic party
has turned from a compassionate, intelligent, progressive
camp to a husk of desperate weakness. I'm sorry. I don't mean
to be cruel. I've always voted democratic in the past but
there is no leadership to attract me anymore. Even if Bush
was wrong, he at least did something. I like that. Fools only
have respect when there are other fools around to respect
RESPONDS: Hey thanks - I guess that DOES explain
You Have To Ask...
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 10:16 PM
Subject: What the fuck?
how come I can't register with a free e-mail account? What
RESPONDS: Well, the purpose is to prevent rude,
ignorant conservatives from posting on the message board.
I see it's working.
Mail From A Parallel Dimension
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 12:00 PM
Subject: Gore Jr
that Gore Jr's maasive nationwide vote fraud didn't steal
RESPONDS: Yes, and congratulations to the Detroit
Tigers on last year's impressive World Series victory.
Me To The Moon
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2003 8:34 AM
the top ten page very funny and interesting. But number 3
(the pentagon) I do not ageree with. How can the pentagon
be dumb when they are able to send people to the moon and
accomplish the impossible? You may not agree with them but
that doesnt make them dumb.
RESPONDS: True, but thinking it was the Pentagon
that sent people to the moon makes YOU dumb.
Loyal Subject Of Sean Hannity Writes
"Jerry ------" <--------@mail.lig.bellsouth.net>
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2003 11:32 PM
Subject: <no subject>
RESPONDS: He sure does, Jerry! He's the king
of the shit heap.
To Hate Mailers: Parroting Neal Boortz Does Not Demonstrate
"Jack --------" <--------------@yahoo.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 04, 2003 2:55 PM
Subject: NO SOCIALIZATION OF AMERICA
are a bunch of idiots. Why are you trying to
control people's lives? Why are you liberals
RESPONDS: Sorry to be nit-picky, Jack, but I
think you mean "hypocrates!"
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 4:38 PM
News: 1, Books: 0
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 5:03 PM
is the prime example of left wing cencorship. I love it how
all the dems complain about "conservative" talk
radio being the prelude for a futer of a conservative controlled
america. It appears to me the simple fact that the so called
"domination" of radio and television by conservatives
is that they became dominated in a FREE ENTERPRIZE. Oh wait
iam sorry I forgot dems. dont know what a system of FREE ENTERPRIZE
is. I will tell you the real secret of taking control of both
T.V. and radio. You take contol by being correct and obivisouly
dems are wrong because instead of a powerful left-wing radio/T.V.
we see (as this sight proves) dems hiding behind the saftey
of controling a debate. My finale comment is i find it hillaroius
that you combat hate mail by criticizing spelling and calling
writers derogetory names but of course thats the Socilist
Left wing for you
RESPONDS: Big fan of TV and radio are you? You
should give reading a try sometime.
To Not Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions
From: Jeff ---
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2003 2:26 AM
Subject: Please remove my registration
my registration. The userid is "-------" and the
password is ------
At the time
I registered I had no idea your organization would demand
I respond to others posts before I posted my own remarks.
You should make that clear before registration. I simply don't
feel like I was treated fairly. Bye Bye.
RESPONDS: Oh Boy. Okay, remember when you registered
and you had to click that button that said "I Agree"
- remember that? Right above that there's a section that says,
"POSTING RESTRICTIONS ON NEW MEMBERS. Please be aware
that new members are restricted from starting new discussion
topics. We require you to first post responses to a few existing
discussion threads before you are given the privilege to do
so." So if you don't know what you agreed to when
you signed up, don't blame us bucko.
Transmission From Cats
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 9:23 AM
Subject: SENATOR KKK BYRD
TIME IS HERE TO REMIND SENATOR BYRD TO GO AWAY...GARBAGE LIKE
HIM AND ALIKE (CLINTON, KENNEDY, DASHEL, WAXMAN, ETC.) ARE
ALL EMBARRASSMENT. CHARLES ----.
RESPONDS: Whoa, somebody set up us the bomb.
And now all our base are belong to him. What you say?
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