It seems that our conservative friends have reached new heights
of profanity and obscenity this time, so sit back, relax,
and enjoy another fascinating excursion into the conservative
psyche. And don't forget: these emails have not been edited
in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.
Kelly ------ <-------@jlssoftware.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 1:23 PM
Subject: fuck you
you liberal ass licker!!! Guess who is going to kick ass in
November? THE CONSERVATIVES ARE YOU STUPID FUCKING LIBERAL
RESPONDS: Jeepers, Kelly. Do you kiss your husband
who is also your brother with that mouth?
Paul ------ <----------@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, October 24, 2002 1:54 PM
Subject: You pussy fucks
argue your way out of a wet paper bag. I wish you would read
the Constitution sometime...especailly the second ammendment.
Thank God for Republicans. If it weren't for Republicans we
would be speaking Russian right now and if we don't get Republicans
in control of Congress we could all be those peace loving
fucks called Muslims in a decade or two.
It's a damn
shame that so many people in our own country hate this country
and what it is all about. It is not about wealth redistribution
or sitting around a camp fire smoking pot and believing that
all is well in the world and to hell with the military.
hearts not be troubled however because we will protect you
from yourselves you poor detached from reality morons.
that 99% of lefty liberal idiots work for government or for
someone else. If you ever had your own business or left the
cradle and went out on your own your eyes would surely be
I have had
my own business. It was a service business. My employees for
the most part did not have much of an education. We had over
50 employees and we offered health insurance. We paid half
and the employee paid the other half. It amounted to about
15-25 per week cost for each employee. We only paid around
$6-7 per hour for many of the employees. It's all we could
afford. Profit margins were still less than 10%. Many of the
employees elected to not take health insurance because they
could not afford the 15-25 per week taken from thier check.
But these same loosers spent $40 bucks per week on refer and
bought a couple of cases of beer per week. And you fucking
moronic liberals want us to pay for their fucking health care.
It's like that with any give away program you fucking idiots.
and go out and get a real job not with government or start
your own business and you will soon see why many of us on
the right take the positions we do.
Okay, just a coupla things: 1) 99% is an underestimation.
I can guarantee you that 100% of lefty liberals work
for the government or for someone else. 2) You staffed your
business with alcoholic potheads, yet it's the left-wing's
fault that you crashed and burned. Now that's what I call
taking personal responsibility!
Mail From The Federal Government
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 9:50 AM
Subject: Democratic Underground
you got the name right, I can not even classify you and your
merry band of followers as people. I think you would fall
more into the Troll/Communist definition. I am almost afraid
to E-mail radical left wingers such as yourselves for fear
of retribution such as car bombing etc. Democrats on the whole
are crooked and should not be trusted! All politicians are
I believe somewhat corrupt, however, Democrats can always
be counted on to show themselves to be of the lowest calliber
and of no moral fiber or backbone whatsoever! During the election
that is currently taking place in my town, local Democrats
did not let me down. I told my wife, watch, when I stick a
Repulican candidates sign in our yard it will disappear because
that is the lowdown cowardly way that Democrats operate. Sure
enough typical Democrat style displayed, if my opinion is
different than yours you will just sneak in during the cover
of night and steal the sign.In fact, I would speculate that
as you are reading this your inner Democrat is both proud
and gleefull that that the sign was stolen, probably thinking,
yea, way to go. That's alright, I simply replaced my one sign
with eight.Since I expect my new signs to disappear, I already
have gotten ten more to replace the eight currently in place!
I wish you and your cowardly communist ilk would slink back
into the cave you live in.I hate Democrats and wish you all
Considering the fact that you work for the federal Occupational
Safety and Health Administration, it seems that you are in
the unique position where you actually could cause
Democrats to die.
Mail From The Federal Government (Part Two)
------, ----- <-----.------@osha.gov>
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 1:55 PM
Subject: YOU MEATHEADS
TREE HUGGING, FAG LOVING, MONEY GRUBBING, COMMUNIST LEANING,
SELF SERVING, POLITICALLY CORRECT, WHINING, SNIVELLING, CROOKED,
LYING, COWARDLY, CORRUPT, DECIETFUL, LOW DOWN VERMIN INFESTED,
SICK, TWISTED, THIEVING, MURDEROUS, LEFT WING PANSIES!
sums up my thoughts on you communists, and your no moral left
do ya say to that! TROLLBOY/TROLLGIRL
I say... good grief, you must be pretty dumb to send that
kind of stuff from your federal government email address.
First For The Hate Mailbag
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 12:05 PM
Subject: ON YOUR SIDE
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. I CANNOT, AT PRESENT, VOTE. NOR CAN
ANY OF THE MEN HERE WITH ME. BUT WE ARE ALL DEMOCRATS AND
PRAY TO ALLAH EVERY DAY FOR BILL CLINTON AND AL GORE. YOU
ARE IN MY PRAYERS ALSO. IN 18 MONTHS I WILL BE FREE TO PURSUE
MY LIFE ONCE AGAIN AND HOPE TO BE VERY ACTIVE IN THE PARTY.
Ah, I see... it's the racist/anti-Muslim angle. I get it.
You are very clever.
Incoherence Is Killing Me
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 12:23 PM
Subject: From the Desk of George W. Bush
I have never
heard such dis-respect about one of our Presidents. I am sure
that you get a big charge out of this. I have my own opinion
about you and your coharts and
it is not all that good. All the time President Clinton was
in office and the way he handled things I never criticized
him. And he deserved it. The criticize hat did come out was
never anything like this. I have also read your other wedsite
or at least it is
A democratic one and it has a tone of hate. There are people
in this country who feel that not everyone can speak eloquently
(probably including you) but is more than capable of doing
the job and certainly George Bush can do the job. He has already
proven that. Democrats were in charge of the House and Senate
for 40 years and almost all were passed by Democrats. And
look at the situation that is in our country now because of
it. Before you reek such criticism maybe you ought to look
within your own party.
Bill Clinton was hardly criticized, but George W. Bush
is bashed constantly. Welcome to the bizarro world that is
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 3:53 PM
Subject: (no subject)
WHAT A BUNCH
OF FREAKIN' RETARDS YOU ARE.... THANK GOD ON NOVEMBER 6, 2002
WE WILL AWAKEN TO A COMPLETELY REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED LEGISLATIVE
AND EXCECUTIVE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT!!!! YOU BUNCH OF CLINTON
LOVING, BYRD KISSING, AND TOMBSTONE, ER... WELLSTONE LOSERS!!!!!!!!!
Yes, thank goodness the grown-ups are in charge.
Bill Clinton The Real Washington Sniper?
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 8:25 PM
Subject: PAUL WELLSTONE KILLED BY REPUBLICANS?
are a bunch of fornicating idiots!
HELL can anyone on your site imply that the Republicans killed
have you to say about the LONG list of people MURDERED while
Clinton was in power? Huh? You just forgot all that, didn't
are PUKES. I will come out and say it now....liberal Democrats
are the scum of the earth, unfit to be called human beings,
and fit only for enslavement. Everytime you take in a breath
of air, it's a waste of oxygen!
Do the world
a great big favor, and commit mass suicide! Give yourselves
the "Jim Jones" treatment and drink the poison Kool-Aid!
God bless you too, sir, and have a pleasant Thanksgiving!
Frank ------ <Frank-------@------.net>
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 3:23 PM
and Billary are responsible, there are a string of dead bodies
behind these two ruthless traitors!! Most prominent is the
death of Mike Foster.
Good point, Frank, but I think you'll find that Mike Foster
is alive and well and still governing Louisiana.
Punk Rock Republicans, Apparently
David -- <---------@prodigy.net>
Date: Sat, 2 Nov 2002 20:02:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: so you found me out !!!
for you ! You are a bunch of DILDOS ! Liberals and Democrats
suck ass, they have given us political correctness...... what
a crock of shit that is!! They want to take away my right
to own guns ...... right you can have my gun when you pry
it from my cold dead fingers! they give us the Kennedys...what
a bunch of DOUCHEBAGS!!! and lets not forget HITLERY CLINTON!!!!!!!!!!
she needs to FUCK OFF and go get in a plane crash like that
other ass hat last month. so in closeing let me just say GO
FUCK YOURSELF!! from the few , the arogant, the Punk Rock
Republicans! yes mother fuckers there is an ever growing punk/
alternative group that supports the Republicans. and I convert
more of them every year! so go die Socialist scum!
Oh sure, I can just see you there at the Lagwagon show
with your little shirt and tie, your GOP button and your shiny
shoes. Perhaps you should stick to Dave Matthews, young man.
Still Don't Get It
"Greg ---" <----------@-------.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 15:20:35 -0800
Subject: banned on the run
I have observed
with amusement that you banned me after ONE POST. What are
you afraid of?
Lucianne.com and join the discourse. It's a Republican site,
but you are welcome to join and comment. Nobody will ban you
for saying something they don't agree with. Of course, your
views may be challenged, but if you can't handle that, maybe
you should reexamine them.
expect a reply from you cowards.
Tell you what, Greg, let's try a little experiement. Go
over to Lucianne.com and register with a new username. Try
- I dunno - "GoreFan," or "ILoveHillary."
Then start posting messages about why you think Bill Clinton
was a great president. Then write us back and let us know
how many posts you got in before they kicked your ass out
the door. Okay?
Date: Wed, 06 Nov 2002 11:10:51 -0800
Subject: A FEAST!
GROUND DEMOCRATS, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE AND PREPARE TO FEAST
ON A BIG REPUBLICAN DICK!
A Highly Scientist (sic) Speaks
"John -----, --- ----------" <---------@cetlink.net>
Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2002 09:09:58 -0500
are IDIOTS. Hey, open up your stupid forum to free discussion.
resent your general assertion that I am a SHEEP, simply because
I do not agree with you. Let me tell you a little about myself.
I am a highly scientist. I have eaten meals with Nobel Prize
winners (yes, plural), I have given talks among the worlds
greatest scientists. I have taught both Chemistry and Physics
at several institutions of higher learning.
I have been
a Police Officer and a Firefighter. I have helped little old
ladies change flat tires in the rain, and I have pulled human
beings form burning buildings. I have had guns pointed at
me and knives pulled on me.
hunt, camp and hike.
I am also
a Conservative who is absolutely more thoughtful about the
opinions I hold than the vast majority of Liberals. My wife,
too, is a Conservative. She, by the way, is a medical doctor
who presently works at an urban hospital, including the clinics
for those that 'cannot afford' a 'regular doctor office.'
you know nothing about me. But here is something you should
know, and take it seriously. I know why you don't open your
forum up to honest debate.
you will lose.
J. -----, Ph.D.
Tsk tsk. For such a smart guy you've certainly got a nasty
way of asking us for a favor. And I don't care if you have
served meals to Nobel Prize winners or pulled burning flat
tires out of old ladies' buildings.
Question: What's worse than a Republican?
Answer: A Republican who calls himself an Independent
because he thinks it makes him look smarter.
It appears that DU fanatic Neal Boortz, who is apparently
some kind of small-time Republican radio talk show host, likes
to tell his audience that a) liberal arguments are based on
emotion and not logic because liberals don't have any facts,
b) that people who listen to his show are people who think
for themselves, not like all those other stupid sheep out
there, and c) that people who listen to his show are smarter
than the general population.
So here's a selection of e-mail from Boortz's biggest supporters
and brightest pupils. As you will see, they're all real independent
thinkers whose arguments are based on facts and logic and
who are clearly much smarter than the average person.
Fan Of Mass Debating
Date: Sat, 2 Nov 2002 20:46:42 EST
right, you people are afraid of any open debate because you
have no measurable i.q. i would expect that anyone who loves
America would love the idea of diversity in opinion. i would
also expect that anyone with a decent and valid argument defending
commie-liberalism and anti-American ideals would not run like
a scared little girl everytime someone disagreed with them.
one day you will see that you have been openly idiotic with
your site, and you probably will not care. after all, intelligence
is a non-issue to you.
also one day face the lord and he will send you south to a
place much warmer than broward county because you lie, cheat,
steal, enslave, defraud, and manipulate the poor, minorities,
women and seniors. oh yes, you also support the modern day
equivalent of Adolph Hitler, the murderous senator from n.y.,
hildabeast/hitlerry/ rosie muncher clinton. if you ever get
the gonads to argue your ideals,perhaps you will prove that
you do have a greater i.q. than the average pizza by engaging
in private e-mail with the other side. in case you are not
bright enough to dig that up, it is;
or cluck cluck bock bock, as you would say
Sir, it's true. Your opening gambit of "hildabeast/hitlerry/rosie
muncher clinton" is way out of my league. I'm afraid
I must decline your gracious invitation to debate, since you
are clearly a professional. Oh, and I just remembered, I have
to cut my toenails.
Dare We Be So Hateful?
"steve -----" <------@your-net.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 20:52:36 -0500
something?When I was reading some of the post on this sight
I knew that you would ban me. so much for telling and accepting
the truth as I see it. It seems that if I do not scream hate
full things and tow your line I am not worthy. Take a look
at what you people are saying and ask yourselves if most of
what is posted isn't "HATE SPEECH" and not FREE SPEECH. And
yes I agree that this is a private site and that you can say
who stays and who can not.
the things about hoping people die, get maimed,murdered,raped
ect.... I thought that most of us Dems. fought against these
kind of things. But if you just want to hear from the assholes
that's your right and more power to you.
what I thought was true to my own ideals and thoughts,& although
you do not seem to agree with them,I will cast my vote for
the Dems. Even all you assholes can't take that away from
me so FUCK YOU ALL ASSHOLES. Stay out there keep up all those
hateful post while the rest of us normal folk help drag you
along even if we don't want to. It might be better if about
75% of your posters on DU went over the Greens. With Dems
like yours it's no wonder talk radio is such a hit. You make
it so easy for them to show others out there that we are the
people who hate others that don't see things the way they
again thanks for showing people like Boortz just how hateful
some people can be.
I would like to tow the line as many of our posters would
write...................... I can't fucking believe how fucking
stupid those goddamn DU mother fuckers are. How fucking dare
they ban me from their stupid ass site. I'll bet they have
the fucking CIA,IRS,KGB, And NASA watching me. Those shitheads
have fucked with my car so that the brakes go out on my way
to vote.I cant' fucking wait till that shit for brains, ass
face fagot,shit dick sucking Bill Clit licker gets fucking
AIDS and dies, I hope his kid gets ran over by a MADD, DARE,
NAG Bitch that's has PMS.
Just a thought.
RESPONDS: So, let me get this straight. You're
calling us hateful?
Join The Miserable People. Result: Misery
Howard ---- <---------@msn.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 1:33 PM
Subject: Read this
I; login: GeorgeBushes made a comment regarding a thread that
was totally asinine. I consequently was banned from posting
on this site. In my search for the truth and interested in
all side's views, I was taught exactly what NEIL BOORTZ told
behind censored speech, as to not corrupt the precious votes
that you may already have. Any outside views or opinions are
simply unwanted, as where logic may actually sink into a democrats
head. (this of ourse would ruin them and they would begin
to think clearly.) So instead of running an interesting website
where views are debated, (the true test of which vies make
sense) You sensor out all views that appear to maybe come
from someone who is not a bleeding heart liberal, creating
a website for people in misery to congregate. After all Misery
against SOcialist and Commi Dems!
site will not continue to win votes for dems if you bann people
from posting thier opinions, and then ban them from emailing
and asking why. My post was very mild and had nothing to do
with politics, and I had to use a different email account
to write back to you fuckers
SUCK Capitalism is the only way!!!
Yes, it must be disappointing that we won't let you call
us socialist fuckers on our own message board. Stiff upper
lip though, eh? Don't cry.
Truth Is Out There
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 7:31 PM
that some potential democrats just might agree with those
opposing views you object to on your website?
That's ok Boortz and others will get the TRUTH out to them.
Later dumb asses
Yeah, we're worried that the power of your arguments will
turn all of DU's raging liberals into conservatives as you
shine the light of truth upon them. Ha ha!
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 9:58 PM
To: firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com
Subject: Pathetic children...
do show your true colors. Keep up the good work. I guess First
Amendment rights that you so fondly preach on your democratic
podium don't apply unless they agree with what you are saying....logic
and intelligence seem to have passed you by, if this is the
future of America...WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
is a statement from the uneducated demoractunderground board.
Neal Boortz would be the first to agree that private businesses
have no obligation to provide a soapbox to people whose opinions
Mr. Boortz has expounded upon this very principle many times
on his own radio program when he cuts off callers who express
differing points of view.
in the United States Constitution. You IGNORANT CONSERVATIVE
FUCKS should all read it some time.
are going to kick your asses in November. HAHAHAHAHA!
THE GOOD WORK NEAL!!!!...YOU AND I COULD OUTSMART THESE IDIOTS
WITH HALF ARE BRAIN TIRED BEHIND MY BACK.
"Half are brain." Nice. This is the best email
I've ever seen, and I mean that most sincerely.
On Ass (Allegedly)
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 6:34 PM
Subject: Shhhhhhh.... Another secret theory unveiled!
I must admit
this all sounds very true, I am speaking of the plane crash
of course! But there is this guy he knows all the secret underminings
that are occuring in this country. His name is....(I pause
to do the sign of the cross so as to protect myself when i
speak of him)...Art Bell. He is your personal Jesus isn't
he. You people border on retardation. Everybody knows LBJ
killed JFK. He was a dumocrat, guess I screwed up your prognostication
that Republicans kill libs. Neal Boortz is on your ass, he
Who the fuck is Art Bell?
Mysterious "Boortz/Ass" Mail
Date: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 11:18 PM
Subject: (no subject)
so hard..........left wing assholes..............boortz will
get you,better have a clean ass you dumb bastards.........ROFLOL
Hey, if Boortz wants my ass he can clean it himself.
Think I See Where This Ass Thing Is Going...
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 5:12 PM
is right, when the truth is thrust in your face, you back
paddle and hide behind your own agenda. Take money from people
who worked to earn it, and give it to people who did not work
to earn it. Wealth distribution perhaps? I work hard for my
money as a crane operator for a non union construction firm
and I am damn sick of seeing $500 a week taken from me, at
gun point, by the government, and give it to some jerk that
knows how to work the system. Oh yeah, lets not forget, we
must have feeeeeling for the poooor oppressed immigrant. Boortz
and Savage have the right ideas and perhaps you should listen
to them. Hey, they hold no favorites, Bush gets blasted also,
but the democratic agenda will be the death of this country.
I dare you to post this, yet I know you won't, the truth hurts.
With all due respect, Glenn -------.
I dunno - on my ass, cleaning my ass, thrusting it in my
face, paddling my back... this Neal Boortz sounds like quite
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 10:24 AM
Subject: just visited your site
Marxist scum are beyond belief... I thought the 1st amendment
applied to EVERYONE. either way...I've forwarded your address,
AND LIST of site sponsors to RUSH, Neal Boortz, and EVERY
Conservative talk show host in the country.
you people going to get the GUTS to call yourselves what you
really are... MARXISTS.
Ooh, when you type it in caps it hurts even more!
Of Typing In Caps...
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 11:10 PM
Subject: (no subject)
CANT EVEN LET AN OPEN CHAT FORUM HAPPEN...I UNDERSTAND YOUR
ONE SIDED OPINIONS BUT YOU CANT EVEN LET PEOPLE RESPOND..
ONCE YOUVE BEEN MADE A FOOL OF YOU CANT TAKE IT... I AM VERY
SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE I GUESS SOME SHOULD BE AMUSED BECAUSE ITS
A TENT YOU NEED FOR YOU CIRCUS OF FOOLS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
AT THE HAND OF THE ARABS YOU ARE SO EGER TO DEFEND...
Do all "independents" think like this, or is
it just the smarter Boortz listeners?
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 18:37:26 EST
Subject: I was just speaking my mind
I'm a libertarian
just like Neal Boortz and I'm pround of it. I would like to
retract the statement saying that you were bastards but I
still think you are all socialist feeding off the top 30%
of the nation and if you get in control of the senate and
congress, you will turn our country to socialism.
for calling you bastards.
And I apologize for a calling you a fuckhead. Sorry about
I Learned To Hate
I Love Democractics <------@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, October 28, 2002 5:40 PM
Subject: Where can I give 10,000 to the party?
2000 elc. and listing to neal bortz I have learned to
hate you BASTERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your party SUCKS BIG
DONKEY DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neal bortz has opened my
to all your dam lies. Tell the heldabeast she will never get
to the white house. Telling lies to the old folks about S.S.
is getting old. I believe allot of people are starting to
wake up and see the truth thanks to fox news and neal bortz
and others. Your party will soon be the my norety like the
blacks because they will soon be the onling ones voting for
Tom dashale and gore, clitton has really killed your party
This is why you DICK HEADS have to call it the democratic
underground because you know one day that where you will be.
Have you ever wonder why fox news is doing so good?
I you ever wonder why left wing am radio sucks because no
body listens to your SHIT. By the way tomorrow you should
1,000,000 spam emails from every body that listens to his
show. So I think you call him and thank him for letting every
body know about your shity web site.
The Neail Bortz listener.
Thanks, "The Neail Bortz Listener" - and you're
absolutely right. Our popularity has soared since Mr. Boortz
started plugging us on his show!