Yoohoo - it's time for a surprise pre-election mailbag! That's
right, we just knew that you wouldn't be able to get through
to election day without a reminder of what lies in store for
the country if the Republicans achieve a full majority. Read
'em and weep, suckers! And don't forget - as always, these
emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve
the anonymity of the sender.
One Enormous Humidor Repository
"----, Andy" <andy.----@---.com>
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2002 16:01:40 -0400
To: "'firstname.lastname@example.org'" <email@example.com>
Subject: What do you think about this?
Democrats are less intelligent than Republicans i.e. Gore
and the Clintons. That's why Democrats will not see the White
House for many years to come. Especially, after once turning
our respected White House into a Chicken Ranch and a Humidor
repository. Long live Republicans and shall they inherit the
earth. Go Dubya!
Just one thing: before you go around accusing people of
being stupid, you might want to find out what a humidor is.
West Shall Rise Again
"frank --------" <---firstname.lastname@example.org>
Reply-To: "frank --------" <---email@example.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 07:52:17 -0500
Subject: Good idea!
have polarized the country. You have one thing in common with
radical Islamics: You both want to destroy the USA!
you have your "leaders" Kennedy, Hillary, Gephardt, Daschle,
et al break up the USA, dividing the country in half. You
liberals can take the half East of the Mississippi, Conservatives
can have the half west of the Mississippi. Then you guys can
create you own cry baby socialist hell. Conservatives can
go own as usual.
Uh... okay! Give us a call when you want in on the free
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 21:45:22 -0400
through your websight it struck me suddenly what it was I
was feeling. I felt like a kid again in an old style carnival
inside the freak tent - looking at all the misshaped and malformed
poor souls - not wanting to look but being unable to turn
away, feeling sorry for them but at the same time repulsed.
You poor poor people. I feel for you, I really do!
Surely it's WE who should feel sorry for YOU... I mean,
it must have been tough for you, growing up in the freak tent
at a carnival. I can only imagine what your poor parents must
look like. No wonder you keep having flashbacks.
A Box Of Syringes?
"Lawanna ------" <--------@bellsouth.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 12:53:19 -0400
Hypocrates are ruining America. Go live in Iraq you assholes.
If someone can explain to us what a "hypocrate"
is, please let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Look, We Banned An Asshole
Reply-To: "AMERICAN NOSTALGIA" <--------@bellsouth.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 19:27:05 -0400
Subject: Typical Liberals!
can dish it out but you can't take it! Typical! Freedom of
Speech is only when everyone agrees with you. Thanks for keeping
me out of the forum. You are a gutless group of Socialists.
Oh, I'm sorry - it must have been a terrible mistake. You
would obviously have been a productive and thoughtful member
of our group. Can you ever forgive us?
Week's Pretend Democrat
"Dan --------" <-------@chartermi.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 14:21:57 -0700
I just found
your website, and what a crock! You people would not know
a democracy if bit you in the butt. All I can say is thank
God your kind is not in charge. After Nov. 5th your buddy
Daschle will be called the Senate Minority Leader. Then we
can get on with the business of making this country great
just another dem turned republican.
Uh-huh, sure. Dem turned Republican. Mm-hmm. Right.
A Little Bit Of Republican Butt-Lovin'
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 11:16:36 -0700
DAY I WILL STICK MY REPUBLICAN DICK IN YOUR LEFT WING ASS.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. FUCK CARL MARX AND YOU.
Well, I'm left-wing, it's true - but I've gotta tell you,
my ass is pretty conservative.
Love It Or We'll Kick You Out
"The Bohns" <-----@---.--.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 12:06:49 -0500
Subject: Democratic Underground
should stay underground. You by far are the worst that this
country has to offer. Socialists and communists that is about
what you all are. There will be a day when this country gets
fed up and hauls your asses out of here. GOD BLESS AMERICA
DOWN WITH TERRANNY.
Yes, God bless your idea of an America where we throw out
the people we get fed up with! And down with terranny! (Whatever
Libertarians Are Boring
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 12:20:26 -400
Subject: No subject
for your "hate" mailbag. Nice use of that term, "hate", by
the way. Really drives home how you are such victims of the
Evil Right Wing Conspiracy.
Now, I will
be the first one to agree with you that the Republican Party
is filled with corrupt, greedy and selfish individuals. But
guess what, so is the Democratic Party. Neither of the two
Big Parties actually supports the ideals and guidelines set
forth in the <a href=http://www.house.gov/Constitution/Constitution.html>The
Constitution of the United States</a>. A good read,
by the way. Try looking through it some time. But I digress.
No one political party really hold up to the true ideals of
the Founding Fathers (oh, that's not a very PC phrase, is
it? Wouldn't want to sound misogynistic, would I? How about
the Founding Individuals?) The <a href=www.lp.org>Libertarian
Party</a> comes close to promoting an actual American
(as dictated by the Constitution) form of Governemt. (Hiss!
boo! Evil, crazy Libertarians! God forbid anyone try and bring
this country back to what it was originally supposed to be.)
of the Founding Individuals, I would like you to try a little
exercise. Look through The Constitution, The Declaration of
Independence and The Bill of Rights, and see how many times
the word "Democracy" pops up. For those too lazy (gee, people
who support welfare being lazy? Who would of thought?) to
try this little game, I'll give you a hint: 0. Gee, for all
the times politicians throw that glowing, vote-gaining word,
you'd think America was supposed to be a Democracy, wouldn't
you? And if that's the case, logic would stand to reason that
the most important and defining documents of our government
would be peppered with the word. Things that make you go hrrrrmmmmmmm.
Without further ado, I now will stop wasting my time with
you socialist dredges, and will return to reading a site with
some actual political content.
your pithy, yet void-of-any-actual-insight-or-logical-discourse
RESPONDS: I'll get back to you when I've finished
scratching my scrotum.
Financial Advisor Writes
"Peter - ------" <peter.-.------@----.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 11:06:11 -0400
Subject: free speach
Democrats were tolerant.
Democrats like to dialogue.
democrats encouraged diversity in thought, race, choice, religion,
I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are no longe liberal.
are dictitorial and have taken the pursuit of truth and turned
agenda right or wrong.... our ends always justifies our means".
of law is just a suggestion.
If it doesn't
go our way,we will get the courts to change the law!
Party is it's own worst enemy.
to stand for viable social issues. Now it's POWER, MONEY,
Voter will no longer vote Democratic anymore.
will go to Moderate Republicans and Libertarians!
INSANITY OR YOU WILL BECOME MORE IRRELEVANT!
Peter -. ------, CRPC CLTC
American Express Financial Advisors
--- Life Insurance Company
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------------, -- -----
Phone: (---) --------
Fax: (---) --------
And I thought financial advisors were supposed to be smart.
Or at least better than semi-literate.
Bless The America
"Greg ------" <-------@------.com>
Organization: Southern Mechanical Contractors
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:52:52 -0400
Subject: democrats suck
are bleeding heart liberals who don't give a dam about the
America. They would be most happy if we were a socialist country
where the people who have worked hard and made themselfs rich,
pay for the lazy bums who vote democratic.
will never be elected president, so why don't all you democrats
take Jimmy Carter and move to Cuba, and make everybody happy.
Why do you
think the democratic party is represented by a jackass? Cause
it represents their mentallty.
Why do you think the Republican party is represented by
an elephant? Because it produces an inordinate amount of dung.
"Andrew ---------" <-.-.---------@Verizon.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 23:18:47 -0400
Subject: Free Speech?
Sir: I realize
you may choose to read this and not respond, but I thought
I would write anyway. I had the chance to visit your site
and felt I should tell you that I have never come across a
site so full of hate, half-truths and innuendo. You clearly
demonstrate that not only can Democrats not take it; they
canšt dish it out intelligently either.
do embarrasses yourselves, I feel ashamed for you.
RESPONDS: We're not half as embarrassesed as
you should be, bucko.
Truth Is Out There
fsdf ddssd <---------@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 12 Oct 2002 15:05:51 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Democratic Underground Registration Information
I know something
a tad funny and after a few months to get t he unfettered
proof I will unleash it on the blind who frequent DU. Truth
is that when someone emails your Skinner, you ignore it but
you find a way to bring them up when you want to smear someone
or when they point out that you run your site without ethics.
Well Skinner, not everyone you take for granted or insult
is an amateur and I think that people may see you a tad differently
when they find out what some of us have found out. SInce you
insisted on your bigotry, we insisted on exposing your lies.
When the proof is without any dount it will be emailed and
unveiled for all to see :) You feel big running this site,
but I think bringing you to your knees will be a great moment
Sorry if we assumed that you were an amateur asshat. You're
obviously a professional - nay, a veteran even.
No, We've Been Caught Out!
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 01:33:58 -0700 (PDT)
To: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com
Cc: mail@Democraticunderground.com, firstname.lastname@example.org,
Subject: DemocraticUnderground CHEATS CNN POLLS, VOTE.com,
MSNBC, (Shame on RATS, again!!)))
I just wanted
you to know that a corrupt liberal forum has hijacked your
CNN POLLS over the past month (does the cookie trick and all)
. Here's a snip of proof from the democraticunderground.com
cult -- they are small small peanuts with lots of hate to
spread so MASS emailing and RIGGING POLLS ON CNN, MSNBC, VOTE.COM,
and others (even Oprah who also has been notified for her
redcent message board scam by democrats) These low life filth
mongers deserve no publicity because they have little support
to sustain themselves..they are from the sewer. They are pure
lazy anti-American trash.
we'll keep you posted on things, especially regarding rigged
polls by DUI's corrupt democrats, who would have guessed?.
We have media watch dogs monitoring activity
and thought you should know that this was the lastest email
we grabbed from their corrupt left-winged democrats. Re:
CNNPOLL: Corrupt comment about Wonderful Powell: Here's some
proof of illegal activity by democraticundergound.com
Oct-10-02, 02:28 AM (ET)
Reply to post #5 6. In any case, you can click away to
your heart's content.
been unfreeping these things for a couple of weeks. Don't
know if this one is worth it, but I couldn't sleep so WTF
-- I hit the vote button 40 or 50 times in a row.
not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
FOR THE CONSTITUTION WITH SENATOR BYRD
ASS socialists should be fined!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh, my aching sides!
Thy Name Is Rebecca
bluegoose bluegoose <--------------@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 11:07:08 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: your threats
your organization have been reported to the proper authorities.
You did not like my posts, which were quite reasonable, and
in return your posters, and your organization, made threats
to my person.
will be quite interested in what you have done. Your organization
is filled with anti-American hate speech, which may be acceptable
to the paranoid conspiracists such as you attract, but you
will not get away with threats.
I have also
been notified by someone I know at Yahoo that you have attempted
to get my personal information for harassment purposes. Continue
this, and you will have a lawsuit on your hands.
to spread the word about idiots like you, the authoritarian
left, and you will exposed for what you are. There are thousands
and thousands of moles who are infiltrating you and organizations
like you. Your socialism will be exposed. You are being watched
by the government. The American people will not allow you
totalitarians to get away with your garbage anymore. Any organization
which takes the name "Democratic......" is suspect, because
you try to hide your fascism with your name. You leftists
are at fault for 911 because of the way you destroyed the
military during the 90s and the way you influenced the Democratic
party. No more. Never again.
there, watching. Recording. Thousands will be. Your attempts
to undermine America will not work. You are being outed for
the vile creatures you are.
take back the Universities. We will take back America. You
leftists will cease to have control of the Democratic Party.
America, for a Moderate Democratic Party,
Oh for Gawd's sake, give it a rest. Two things: 1) you're
talking out of your rear end, and 2) nobody cares.
Hard To Surf When Your Head's In The Sand
"Larry L. -------" <------@------.com>
Date: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 21:24:40 -0800
Subject: Your site
I stumbled across your web site. As I read the threads I couldn't
help but notice a common theme. Every single one of you absolutely
hates the United States, the government, religion, the military,
the American way of life or anything else deemed to be 'conservative'.
By the same token, you all love Clinton, view abortion as
a 'choice', put the well being of a tree over the need of
a man to support his family, push alternative fuels while
stopping dams from being built and generally ridicule anyone
with a difference of opinion.
knew you existed but just didn't know the extent of your hatred.
Thank you for showing me.
So... you didn't ACTUALLY read the threads AT ALL then?
Me Again: Why Does The Rest Of The World Hate America?
Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 14:44:08 EDT
Subject: If America wants to control the world
I'm an American
and i think it's just great. Who would you rather controlled
the world? Dumbasses
I think dumbasses already do control the world don't they?
Or were Bush and Cheney impeached and nobody told me?
But Only Smart Enough To Teach Comp I At Texas State Technical
--- ---- <---.----@---------.----.--->
Organization: Texas State Technical College
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 12:52:15 -0500
Subject: another message you won't like
and gentlemen: I love to show your site to my Comp I students
as an example of an unreliable Web site. Keep up the good
work illustrating the basic premise that liberals such as
yourselves have little respect for honesty or even for rationality.
With any luck, even some of the most hardened Democrats may
learn to question a "vanguard" of ideologues that lack tolerance
for honest discourse while revealing the same level of logic
as typical seventh graders. If you choose to display my letter
in your Hatemail, please spew forth your most vile and childish
comments to further show people what your party represents.
Of course, I will be surprised if you have the intellectual
and moral fortitude to do so. Be that as it may - I am looking
forward to your best sophomoric display. In either case, I
am displaying this post, and we will look forward to either
silence (my prediction to my students) or yet another sassy
Democratic Underground reply.
is in your court and I'm predicting turnover.
Sir, before I commence with the bitchslap that you seem
to so richly desire, please indulge me for a moment while
I point out that if you're so keen on teaching your students
about "reliability", "honesty" and "rationality"
you might want to avoid making broad generalizations about
all Democrats and all liberals based on the obviously tongue-in-cheek
and obviously biased rantings of two sophomoric webmasters
with too much time on their hands. Thank you. And now for
the bitchslap. You're an idiot.
"asdasdasdasdasd asdasd" <--------------@mail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 17:54:22 -0500
I just came
across your site after looking for info on Mr Clinton on David
letterman a few nights ago :-)
people are sick. If I ever meet you or any of you! in dark
alley we will have a interesting discussion. And then I will
prrceed to kick your freaken gay stupid ass and dump you in
a trash can ware you belong.
That is, you will if your mommy lets you out after supper,