It's Friday the 13th - the perfect time for the latest installment
of the DU Hate Mailbag. Yes, it's been a while, but don't
worry - those hilarious conservatives just can't help but keep
telling us to "go fuck ourselves" or "go back
to afganastan and kiss sad-dams butt" or something equally
witty. So here we go, it's Hate Mailbag time again! And don't
forget - as always, these emails have not been edited in
ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.
Apart from the guy who used an obviously spoofed address.
Should Just Stop Enjoying Themselves
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 22:04:25 EDT
are such idealistic, liberal assholes. You criticize anybody
that wants to do anything moral. If you want to be such indulgers
in everything self-satisfying, than just claim the motto "if
it fills good do it", sell your soul to the devil, and move
to Haiti (I hear they dedicated their island to Satan). Just
quit imposing your wickedness in every law we have. The only
way you jerks are happy is when a liberal (however idiotic
he may be) is in office so you can ignore everything he does
wrong and enjoy the license that his legislation gives you
to be a bunch of whoremongers and Satan worshipers. DEMOCRATIC
PARTY= PANDORA'S BOX!
So what you're saying is, if Pandora's Box fills good,
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 17:10:23 -0400
Subject: Your website
want to puke. You're all a bunch of losers and freaks.
RESPONDS: We'll be thinking of you while you're
honking your guts out, Fred.
Our Sick Souls
Date: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 20:12:08 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: PROUD REPUBLICAN
a bunch of SICK SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW PROUD I AM TO BE A
REPUBLICAN AND LIVING IN AMERICA, THE LAND OF THE FREE. WE
FINALLY HAVE A LEADER IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT HAS BROUGHT
PRIDE AND DIGINITY TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY... You are the losers...OHIO
voter and PROUD OF OUR PRESIDENT..
Surely you mean, "pridety and dignitude."
---------@webtv.net (Craig -----)
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 11:02:34 -0500 (CDT)
What a bunch
of chickenshits you are if yiou ban anyone with dfferent ideas
or concepts from your forum discussions. You talk about the
right being the party wanting to suppress our individual rights
and likening them to Nazis, well you policies certainly smack
of the same vein.
Speaking of smack and veins, Craig, it sounds like you
need your next hit.
Use Of The English Language
Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2002 21:31:11 -0400
be ashamed of yourselves. I happened upon this by accident
but, unfortunately those ignorant people who read your publication
will actually believe it. You can't find anything truthful
against President Bush so you just make things up. You can't
defend yourself with your little disclaimer at the beginning.
This is, as any intelligent person knows, a bunch of malarkey.
Marlarkey? What, have we mysteriously time traveled back
to the the fifties, or are dubious old-fogie words suddenly
back in fashion?
Don't Find Them Attractive, Just Confusing
Date: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 02:04:04 EDT
contains a fatel flaw it only lists male or female. You forgot
transgender and genderless. as these are what most democrates
I think you need to spend a little less time at www.ladyboys.com,
sir. It's obviously messing with your head.
The Mailbag's Biggest Fan
Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 13:48:52 -0400
thing worth a damn on your pitiful hate web site is the Truth
Mail, aka Hate Mailbag. I really enjoy those delightful letters
from your most intelligent readers. You have'nt published
the Mailbag since April. Please gived us another installment
Mailbag would be much better if you completely omitted your
childish, smart-ass comments after each letter.
A fine point, but I think the way we do it now is just
fine. You enormous tit.
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 14:53:04 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: your all morons
is foolish and you all sound like morons.demorcrats have ruined
this country ,our safety our intelligence our schools take
your welfare amd all your stupid programs and please move
to cuba or afganastan where you can implement allyour assinine
thoughts.bush is great clintons are evil.
Um, yes... I will concede the point that the schools may
possibly have been ruined where YOU live...
Of The Barrel
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 20:54:02 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: A Question for Auntie Pinko
Why do Democrats
like to take it up the ass so much?
Better question: why are Republicans so fixated on people
taking it up the ass? Thinking about giving it a try,
Better To Do
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 16:24:16 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: DemocraticUnderground.com CAUGHT by Foxnews,
CNN & others
be aware that Foxnews has all your babbling hate email about
Sean Hannity -- all email conversations have been cut and
pasted and sent to everyone at Foxnews, CNN, MSNBC and others
to let them know what you all do on a daily basis. Beware
-- you may be getting yourself in a lot of HOT water. Don't
you hate-mongering liberals have anything better to do then
rally against conservatives with mass emails, do any of you
We have a watch dog who has a file on your site for al the
email campaigns you are sending. Basicly, you can't hide anymore.
We have contacted and alerted all the major networks and have
reported your ABUSE -- many other advocate groups will be
looking at your site on a dialy basis to report abuse.
We'll be watching you, closely!
RESPONDS: You can rest assured that we here
at Democratic Underground are on the verge of wetting our
pants with fear.
Told You A Million Times Not To Exaggerate
Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 16:40:04 -0400
By not allowing
me to respond to the posters in the :Driving is a right" thread,
is no different then holding me down while others beatup on
me. Your actions are that of cowards.
Why do I suspect being that held down while others beat
up on him is not a new experience for this gentleman?
Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 07:36:54 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Stiff it hard, losers
buddy "Crispin" Miller I really enjoyed hiding copies his
hardbound buttwipe "Bush Dyslexicon" behind stacks of REAL
books like "Death of the West" by Buchanan, "No Spin Zone"
by O'Reilly and "Slander" by Coulter...you chicom geeks used
to pull sh*t like that with Limbaugh's books.
to payback, Comrades. See ya back at the front lines, of the
Great American Culture War.
all g-g-g-g-g-g-get along? Hell no, and who wants to.
I hope Al-Qaeda takes down New Dork University too...and your
own building, of course.
So hiding books and blowing up New York University is your
idea of winning the Great American Culture War, eh? No, don't
tell me - you voted for Bush.
Damn Uneducated Socialistists
Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 14:58:22 -0700 (PDT)
in America where free speech is allowed except when it comes
to conservative viewpoints. Democrats are uneducated, Anti-American,
Anti-free speech, socialistist, taliban loving freaks. If
it weren't for conservatives, the U.S.A. would be ruled by
the muslims and we'd all be speaking arabic. Of course that's
what your hidden agenda is anyway, right? Destroy big business
so everyone can live off welfare and the Democratic Taliban
can RULE. My question is this: if the democrats destroy big
business, who's going to pay all the taxes for you to suck
off the system? All it will take is a few years of wimpy democratic
control in Washington and you'll wish you had seen the light.
Check it out - Sean Hannity has created conservative chatbots
to spread his message far and wide across the Internet! I
think this one's broken though.
Perry Farrell, Is That You?
Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2002 09:33:47 -0500
Will Make Great Pets.
Altogether now: "We'll make great pets, we'll make
great pets," etc.
Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 17:34:33
Subject: DU DIGEST: Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No.
Yourselves You Commie Bastards. Take Jane Fonda with you.
You would probably love some old tough meat. I don't want
to receive your Clinton-Commie shit so take me off your lists.
But you can still go fuck yourselves just on general principles.
Speaking of tough old meat, how's your mother?
Final Word On Abortion
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 20:27:35 -0500
Why do you
like to let abortionists kill babies?
Just to piss you off.
You Threatening Us?
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 13:52:39 -0400
ONE post that didn't kowtow to the naive, Liberal line you
deleted my account?
so afraid of conflicting ideology that you must stifle all
dissent? Yes, you are.
fun, I'll have a good friend of mine who is an expert hacker
get into your site and....shall we say, make life interesting.
fun, doesn't it, my small-minded friends.
bet 10,000 dollars that not ONE of you has ever had a meaningful
success in ANY field of life that is quantitative (i.e. school
boy successes don't count)
you envious, resentful little people. Back to your cheap,
dirty little apartments now. Go on boy. Go on!!
You know, you'll probably feel much better if you just
take a deep breath and finally admit to yourself that you
don't really have any friends at all. And you can send the
$10,000 to http:/www.democraticunderground.com/donate
Are You Threatening Us? - Part Two
(By the way)
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 13:58:55 -0400
funny how you little no-haves have to hide behind blind email
functions. Not even a real email address, let alone a street
address. Don't worry though, they are easy to find:)
to your life-long dwelling, a horrid, dirty little apartment,
the cave dwelling of a career loser. Go on boy! Go on!!
"Don't worry though, they are easy to find."
Oh, we're shaking in our shoes! Let's see, we've already established
that since you spend your day tapping out pointless hate mail
in your bedroom, you don't have any friends. Since you're
unemployed you probably don't have a car, and I strongly suspect
that you would have serious difficulty with a bus timetable.
And - correct me if I'm wrong - but if you actually did make
it all the way here, you'd be too out of shape to get up the
PS. Who's hiding behind blind email addresses, Mr. firstname.lastname@example.org?
Run along, loser.
Date: Sat, 1 Jun 2002 11:53:33 -0400 (EDT)
from DemocraticUnderground.com has been sent to you by
are HILLARIOUS!! But, then when I stop to think about it I
realize that you freaks are influencing other clueless no-life
morons to think the same way. AND THAT IS SCARY. I also think
it's really cute how you edit (and yes, you know you do) the
comments here that really hit home to contain misspellings
so as to try to make them seem less credible. I hope, as all
of our lives continue the decent into liberal pc hell, that
you liberals will be the first to "off" yourselves when it's
apparent America has vanished.
Check your Sent Mail folder. Then get a dictionary and
check the correct spellings of "hilarious" and "descent."
Then ask youself again whether we edit these messages.
Now hang your head in shame. It's okay to cry.
Rush Limbaugh Insult
Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 01:18:27 -0400 (EDT)
I had great
hopes when I first ran across your site but have found it
to be the Dem-equivalent to Rush Limbaugh. I.e. shallow, venomous
and spiteful and ultimately, small.
Surely you mean shallow, venomous, spiteful, and ultimately,
ENORMOUS. Boom tiss!