Hate Mailbag
April 25, 2001

The hate mail has been crawling in with its usual tedious regularity. So, for your entertainment and amusement, here's the latest batch. As always - these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender. And we do that because we care.

With Facts Like These, Who Needs Spin?
From: D M <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 14:48:01 -0800 (PST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: vote

Hmm, every time I try to log in to your web-site and add comments from a conservative point of view, I get kicked out and my posts disappear. Guess that ole' Freedom of Speech thing was getting old anyway. Looking at your vote I was hoping to get some clarification on some of the issues presented in the vote. Overseas war on Terrorism, going good. Threatening civil-rights? That's old hat, political speak by you guys on the left. Ashcroft just 'violated' a bunch of pedophiles on the internet trafficking child porn. Enron? Come on, ENRON had its dirty hands and money in the Clinton Admin (Ken Lay and Clinton played golf monthly) and other Democratic leaders. Enron pulled the wool over everyone's eyes. Theft of the election. One word.....Whaaaaaaahhhh! Economy? Recession started in last year of Clinton Administration. Oh yeah, those Republican bastards gave me money back from the 8 years of being over taxed by Clinton, those 'jerks!' As for extremism on gay rights, environment, etc. Ted Turner owns a ranch and he is a environmentalist, GW Bush has a ranch and he is not? Gay rights? Gays better than straight? Your platform would be terribly weak. As for Al Gore running again, that's great. As for the biggest conservative idiot, my vote goes to Jerry and Pat B. After second thought, the whole concept of 'Biggest Conservative Idiot' is rather grade-schoolish don't you think. Are we Conservatives now supposed to say "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" or something 'childish' like that. I know you guys won't read or even dare print this, but it sure is fun pointing out that instead of good, hard facts, you base yourselves on old rhetoric and character assassination. I'll try to clean up my party if you try to clean up yours. Knock off the silliness and put up some facts and nail your point home instead of this immature babble.!!!!

DU RESPONDS: Speaking of childish and immature babble (dig that criticism by the way - it works really well after the "Whaaaaaaahhhh!") we haven't received a conservative email this badly informed since...

Stick To The Facts! Stick To The Facts!
From: "Timothy --------" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 3:42:34 -0800
To: [email protected]

If Bush is such an idiot why did he score higher on his SAT's than Gore. Maybe you should stick to the facts and just call him a bad speaker you communist.

DU RESPONDS: Sorry Timothy, but you wouldn't know a fact if it broke into your house and punctured your inflatable woman. You can see Bush and Gore's SAT scores right here. PS. Bush isn't a bad speaker - he's TERRIBLE.

I Wish I'd Gone To A Private Shool Like This Guy
From: [email protected] (Dave -----)
Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 09:42:18 -0500 (EST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your ignorance cannot withstand the light of day.

Apparently you cannot stand the truth or your truth cannot withstand the light of day. Whichever it is you are a pathetic bunch of ignorant public shool educated morons. If you want to debate issue oriented ideology you should allow every ideological opinion on your site. Apparently you would prefer to preach to the choir. Sad but true you cannot withstand the light of truth.

DU RESPONDS: Hey, I'll have you know we did pretty good in shool, bucko. And you're right, if we wanted to debate issue-oriented ideology, we WOULD allow every ideological opinion on our site. Duh.

Smell Ya Later
From: [email protected] (John -------)
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:44:05 -0500 (EST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Hello

Your website stinks. Thank you.

DU RESPONDS: You're welcome.

Conservative Seeks Liberal For Projection Of Own Insecurities
From: "antares" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2002 02:26:21 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: DU

I am looking for a large collection of left wing, socialist marxists that think capitalism is the root of all evil, and that the state is the only entity that can provide utopia.

They must be against the individual to protect him or her self with a fire arm because there to stupid to figure out which end of the gun you point.

They must believe that despite every single recount, and an independent media recount, a supreme court decision, that Bush stole the election anyway. They need to fail to understand the genius of the electoral college in so much it protects more populous states from squelching the voice of the inland less populated states. They must not care about this as long as there leftist liberal agenda is satisfied.

They must also believe that killing unborn children is OK, but killing heinous murderers and terrorists is not.

They must also believe that it is perfectly natural for one man to stick his penus in the rectum of another man, and they must want to teach this behaviour to children as young as 10 years of age. They must believe that this is totally natural and is a life style choice.

DU RESPONDS: I'm looking for an ignorant, semi-literate buffoon who... oh, never mind.

 
This Month's "I'm A Lifelong Democrat" Bullshitter
From: "George -----" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 19:34:22 -0500 (EST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Democratic Underground Registration Information

To Whom It May Concern,
You people are a poor excuse for democrats. I register and two hours later you ban me from the forum. Obviously, you are not interested in democracy, and you have the audacity to call the republicans Nazis. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves for deliberately censoring anything that does not jibe with your mantra. I've been a lifelong democrat but your kind make me want to puke!
Ashamed to be a democrat,
Gildildo

DU RESPONDS: Dear Mr. Dildo, I would like to formally apologize on behalf of the DU staff for making such an egregious error. You are clearly not a troublemaker, and we're desperately, desperately sorry that we banned you. Without you our website could eventually just dwindle away to nothingness! Can you forgive us? Please? Please? Please? (That's enough pretend groveling — Ed)

He Doesn't Get It
From: "Sean --------- " [email protected]>
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 14:49:04 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: I don't get it

username - SNT

I try to have an intelligent discussion. I have a different view to an almost nuetral view.
I get a response that implies that I am not an adult by someone named underpants. That makes alot of sense.
So, then it appears that I get banned since I can no longer log in. It's becoming more and more obvious that liberals do not care about free speech unless it agrees with their beliefs.
I'm not exactly sure how a successful forum can be run without views from all sides. What good, or fun, is it if everybody believes the same thing?

Someone going by the name of 'Underpants' implies that I am not an adult. ???????????

DU RESPONDS: Make us a promise - when you DO figure out how a successful forum is run, will you get back in touch and let us know? Ours seems to be stagnating at a growth rate of about 200 new users per week. Thanks in advance!

Pot, Kettle, Black
From: Kendall ----- <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:47:12 -0800 (PST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: You goofy bastards.

Does it make you feel more important to berate other people? I'm sure the Democratic Party has better things to do like, Pardon Brothers-in-law or WHINE like little bitches about losing an election. This whole war is a joke and the funding for it is just as much Democrats fault as Republicans. You lost the election, get over it. You are the same people that couldn't manufacture a decent defense for Bill Clinton, what makes you any better than anyone else? I'm not a lawyer and I could have had those charges dismissed in 20 minutes.

DU RESPONDS: And I'm not a psychiatrist but I think you're a perfectly rational human being.

Speaking Of Perfectly Rational Human Beings...
From: "Jim Crowe" [email protected]>
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 17:42:49 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: repeat something often enough...........

take me off your pro-faggot, pro- abortion, anti-religous,anti-common sense list.perhaps someday you silly bastards will win everything thereby removing our protective cloak.then we will all fall.long live conservatism.

DU RESPONDS: Fair point, but our protective cloak isn't much good against subspace listening posts, gravitic sensors, and tachyon detection grids anyway. So even if the Terrists don't get us, I think you'll find that the Romulans will.

 
Delusion Of The Day
From: [email protected] (Peter --------)
Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 22:41:15 -0600
To: [email protected]
Subject: You f*ing Nazi bozos banned me?

Hmm, I was thinking of signing up to participate in you discussion forum, but I see by your self-proclaimed rules that conservatives are not welcome on your site. I regularly participate in lively discussions at Free Republic, where ALL opinions are tolerated. Only people who are deliberately and repeatedly rude or disruptive get banned, and this applies to all political points of view, not just liberals. So my question to you, in the light of you much-vaunted passion for 'tolerance' and 'diversity' is this: What are you afraid of?
Actually, I should be pleased that you Democrats feel the need to hermetically seal your discussions from exposure to the wider world of politics and common sense. This accurately reflects the national trend of the Democratic Party these days -- a sorry retreat into whining self-pity and licking of wounds as each and every one of your dire predictions about our great President and his policies is stunningly rebuked by your greatest enemy -- Reality!
Looking forward to the mid-term elections, yes I am!

DU RESPONDS: This description of Rimjob as the benevolent mayor of Impartialville is making my head hurt.

Delusion Of The Day Part Two
From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002 17:13:24 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Democratic Underground Registration Information

As a conservative, I frequently visit your site to see what is going on in the extreme liberal world. I find interesting your diminishing amount posting activity. What do you think? Are your contributors giving up in the face of the obvious?

DU RESPONDS: It's true, our number of posters has indeed diminished from zero just over a year ago to almost 11,000 today.

Suprise! It's This Month's OTHER "I'm A Lifelong Democrat" Bullshitter
From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 21:37:51 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: Just found this sight.

I am a Democrat and embarressed with this site. Do you people ever have anything good to say to about Republicans? i mean, you are overboard. Gees, we are all Americans.

Besides, I married a Republican and she is pretty good. Ok, I said pretty good, not great. But I love her. lol

Your top ten listing, and I reviewed several, is completely disgusting.

Where in hell do you get all of this spew?

One word describes this site........embarissing.

To anyone that would view it as a Democrat, IGNORE IT. It does not represent the majority of us.

DU RESPONDS: I'm still trying to figure out whether it's better to be embarissing or unedumicated.

And I Thought It Was All About The Lying...
From: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 00:38:38 -0500 (EST)
To: "[email protected]"
Subject: Tom Dashle

Because he believes that people really care about his issues when our current president is enjoying an approval rating even Clinton never got. I wonder if Clinton can someday join Phil Giordano in a cell.... oh I forget, liberals don't care when (their) president has an inappropiate relationship and then refuses to step down.

How about a "hyprocrite of the year award"? Seems like your whole group will be up for first place.

I know, with Clinton it was different, you can lie under oath is it's just about sex and morals aren't important.

DU RESPONDS: So oral sex with a consenting adult is now in the same league as going to prison for raping children? Geez, I knew you conservatives had some sexual hangups, but this is ridiculous!

Nurse!
From: [email protected] (FUCK YOU)
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 2002 12:01:14 -0400 (EDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: WWW Form Submission

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE EMEMY WITH YOUR SOCIALIST IDEALS. HOW CAN YOU EVEN CALL YOURSELVES AMERICANS...YOUR IDEAS OF WHAT GOVERMENT SHOULD BE LIKE YOUR PERFECT UTOPIAN SOCIETY UNDER ONE GLOBAL GOVERMENT THE NWO, IS REALLY A BIG FUCKING SHAME! AND THE BRAIN WASHING THAT YOU LIBERALS ARE DOING MAY BE IN YOUR FAVOR AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF SOCIETY IS REALLY GULLABLE AND EASY TO MANIPULATE BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING...YOUR SECRET IS OUT AND WHAT YOUR ARE ATTEMPING TO DO WILL BE STOPPED...THE U.N. WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OVER THIS COUNTY...THE RESISTANCE IS BUILDING AGAINST YOUR POLITICAL CORRECT BULLSHIT...THE BEST PART IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THROUGH YOUR LIES AND YOUR TWISTED VERSION OF THE TRUTH...WHEN IT COMES TO STANDING UP TO WHATS RIGHT YOUR CAN COUNT ON A DEMOCRAT TO PUT HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS ASS AND SAY LETS FIND A POLITICAL SOLUTION...LIKE YOUR FAILED MIDEAST PEACE ACCORD BY THE FULL OF SHIT AND SHAMFUL PRESIDENT CLINTON WHO COULD NOT KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS ...YES THAT WAS AN ERA THAT WILL DEFINITLEY BE REMEMBERED AS A TIME THAT WE THE LOGICAL THINKING ONES WISH WE COULD FORGET...BUT INSTEAD WE WILL EXPLOIT THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR FAILURES CORRECT THEM WITH SUCCESS AND MORE SUCCESS...EVENTUALLY YOUR SOCIALISTIC IDEALS WILL BE DIE JUST LIKE THE SOVIET UNION...

DU RESPONDS: Looks like a nasty case of the Dittos... nurse, fetch me a hot poker, stat. We're going to have to remove his pre-frontal lobes. What's that? They're already missing?

It's Anger Management Man!
From: [email protected] (Fuck You)
Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 16:01:06 -0500 (EST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: FUCK YOU

You are fucked up.

DU RESPONDS: This must be an example of that whole "liberals are guided by emotion, conservatives are guided by logic" thing...

A Libertarian Speaks
From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 17:05:48 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: Suck my dick you liberal asswipes

the communist are not in power yet so we Libertarians can still kick your ass.

DU RESPONDS: Yeah? Well you'll have to pry my ass from your cold dead fingers first.

And finally...
From: [email protected] (Fred ----- Jr)
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 00:23:29 -0500 (EST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: What a Joke

Just looked at your website, what a joke, it is a waste of space. Go get a real job, oh I'm sorry I forgot demos don't like to work, they want the government to hand them everything.

DU RESPONDS: Fred, if we could have half as much fun shoveling shit for a living as you obviously do, you can bet we'd be with down there in that shit-pit with you faster than you can say "George W. Bush for President."

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