The hate mail has been crawling in with its usual tedious
regularity. So, for your entertainment and amusement, here's
the latest batch. As always - these emails have not been
edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the
sender. And we do that because we care.
Facts Like These, Who Needs Spin?
D M <----------------@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 14:48:01 -0800 (PST)
time I try to log in to your web-site and add comments from
a conservative point of view, I get kicked out and my posts
disappear. Guess that ole' Freedom of Speech thing was getting
old anyway. Looking at your vote I was hoping to get some
clarification on some of the issues presented in the vote.
Overseas war on Terrorism, going good. Threatening civil-rights?
That's old hat, political speak by you guys on the left. Ashcroft
just 'violated' a bunch of pedophiles on the internet trafficking
child porn. Enron? Come on, ENRON had its dirty hands and
money in the Clinton Admin (Ken Lay and Clinton played golf
monthly) and other Democratic leaders. Enron pulled the wool
over everyone's eyes. Theft of the election. One word.....Whaaaaaaahhhh!
Economy? Recession started in last year of Clinton Administration.
Oh yeah, those Republican bastards gave me money back from
the 8 years of being over taxed by Clinton, those 'jerks!'
As for extremism on gay rights, environment, etc. Ted Turner
owns a ranch and he is a environmentalist, GW Bush has a ranch
and he is not? Gay rights? Gays better than straight? Your
platform would be terribly weak. As for Al Gore running again,
that's great. As for the biggest conservative idiot, my vote
goes to Jerry and Pat B. After second thought, the whole concept
of 'Biggest Conservative Idiot' is rather grade-schoolish
don't you think. Are we Conservatives now supposed to say
"Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" or something
'childish' like that. I know you guys won't read or even dare
print this, but it sure is fun pointing out that instead of
good, hard facts, you base yourselves on old rhetoric and
character assassination. I'll try to clean up my party if
you try to clean up yours. Knock off the silliness and put
up some facts and nail your point home instead of this immature
Speaking of childish and immature babble (dig that criticism
by the way - it works really well after the "Whaaaaaaahhhh!")
we haven't received a conservative email this badly informed
To The Facts! Stick To The Facts!
"Timothy --------" <--------@earthlink.net>
Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 3:42:34 -0800
is such an idiot why did he score higher on his SAT's than
Gore. Maybe you should stick to the facts and just call him
a bad speaker you communist.
Sorry Timothy, but you wouldn't know a fact if it broke
into your house and punctured your inflatable woman. You
can see Bush and Gore's SAT scores right here.
PS. Bush isn't a bad speaker - he's TERRIBLE.
Wish I'd Gone To A Private Shool Like This Guy
Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 09:42:18 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Your ignorance cannot withstand the light
you cannot stand the truth or your truth cannot withstand
the light of day. Whichever it is you are a pathetic bunch
of ignorant public shool educated morons. If you want to debate
issue oriented ideology you should allow every ideological
opinion on your site. Apparently you would prefer to preach
to the choir. Sad but true you cannot withstand the light
RESPONDS: Hey, I'll have you know we did pretty
good in shool, bucko. And you're right, if we wanted to debate
issue-oriented ideology, we WOULD allow every ideological
opinion on our site. Duh.
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:44:05 -0500 (EST)
stinks. Thank you.
Seeks Liberal For Projection Of Own Insecurities
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2002 02:26:21 -0500
I am looking
for a large collection of left wing, socialist marxists that
think capitalism is the root of all evil, and that the state
is the only entity that can provide utopia.
be against the individual to protect him or her self with
a fire arm because there to stupid to figure out which end
of the gun you point.
believe that despite every single recount, and an independent
media recount, a supreme court decision, that Bush stole the
election anyway. They need to fail to understand the genius
of the electoral college in so much it protects more populous
states from squelching the voice of the inland less populated
states. They must not care about this as long as there leftist
liberal agenda is satisfied.
also believe that killing unborn children is OK, but killing
heinous murderers and terrorists is not.
also believe that it is perfectly natural for one man to stick
his penus in the rectum of another man, and they must want
to teach this behaviour to children as young as 10 years of
age. They must believe that this is totally natural and is
a life style choice.
I'm looking for an ignorant, semi-literate buffoon who...
oh, never mind.
Month's "I'm A Lifelong Democrat" Bullshitter
Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 19:34:22 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: Democratic Underground Registration Information
It May Concern,
You people are a poor excuse for democrats. I register and
two hours later you ban me from the forum. Obviously, you
are not interested in democracy, and you have the audacity
to call the republicans Nazis. You ought to be ashamed of
yourselves for deliberately censoring anything that does not
jibe with your mantra. I've been a lifelong democrat but your
kind make me want to puke!
Ashamed to be a democrat,
Dear Mr. Dildo, I would like to formally apologize on behalf
of the DU staff for making such an egregious error. You are
clearly not a troublemaker, and we're desperately, desperately
sorry that we banned you. Without you our website could eventually
just dwindle away to nothingness! Can you forgive us? Please?
Please? Please? (That's enough pretend groveling Ed)
Doesn't Get It
--------- " -----@---.com>
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 14:49:04 -0500
Subject: I don't get it
I try to
have an intelligent discussion. I have a different view to
an almost nuetral view.
I get a response that implies that I am not an adult by someone
named underpants. That makes alot of sense.
So, then it appears that I get banned since I can no longer
log in. It's becoming more and more obvious that liberals
do not care about free speech unless it agrees with their
I'm not exactly sure how a successful forum can be run without
views from all sides. What good, or fun, is it if everybody
believes the same thing?
going by the name of 'Underpants' implies that I am not an
Make us a promise - when you DO figure out how a successful
forum is run, will you get back in touch and let us know?
Ours seems to be stagnating at a growth rate of about 200
new users per week. Thanks in advance!
Kendall ----- <----------@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:47:12 -0800 (PST)
Subject: You goofy bastards.
make you feel more important to berate other people? I'm sure
the Democratic Party has better things to do like, Pardon
Brothers-in-law or WHINE like little bitches about losing
an election. This whole war is a joke and the funding for
it is just as much Democrats fault as Republicans. You lost
the election, get over it. You are the same people that couldn't
manufacture a decent defense for Bill Clinton, what makes
you any better than anyone else? I'm not a lawyer and I could
have had those charges dismissed in 20 minutes.
And I'm not a psychiatrist but I think you're a perfectly
rational human being.
Of Perfectly Rational Human Beings...
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 17:42:49 -0500
Subject: repeat something often enough...........
off your pro-faggot, pro- abortion, anti-religous,anti-common
sense list.perhaps someday you silly bastards will win everything
thereby removing our protective cloak.then we will all fall.long
Fair point, but our protective cloak isn't much good against
subspace listening posts, gravitic sensors, and tachyon detection
grids anyway. So even if the Terrists don't get us, I think
you'll find that the Romulans will.
Of The Day
Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 22:41:15 -0600
Subject: You f*ing Nazi bozos banned me?
Hmm, I was
thinking of signing up to participate in you discussion forum,
but I see by your self-proclaimed rules that conservatives
are not welcome on your site. I regularly participate in lively
discussions at Free Republic, where ALL opinions are tolerated.
Only people who are deliberately and repeatedly rude or disruptive
get banned, and this applies to all political points of view,
not just liberals. So my question to you, in the light of
you much-vaunted passion for 'tolerance' and 'diversity' is
this: What are you afraid of?
Actually, I should be pleased that you Democrats feel the
need to hermetically seal your discussions from exposure to
the wider world of politics and common sense. This accurately
reflects the national trend of the Democratic Party these
days -- a sorry retreat into whining self-pity and licking
of wounds as each and every one of your dire predictions about
our great President and his policies is stunningly rebuked
by your greatest enemy -- Reality!
Looking forward to the mid-term elections, yes I am!
This description of Rimjob as the benevolent mayor of Impartialville
is making my head hurt.
Of The Day Part Two
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002 17:13:24 EST
Subject: Re: Democratic Underground Registration Information
As a conservative,
I frequently visit your site to see what is going on in the
extreme liberal world. I find interesting your diminishing
amount posting activity. What do you think? Are your contributors
giving up in the face of the obvious?
RESPONDS: It's true, our number of posters has
indeed diminished from zero just over a year ago to almost
It's This Month's OTHER "I'm A Lifelong Democrat"
Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 21:37:51 EST
Subject: Just found this sight.
I am a Democrat
and embarressed with this site. Do you people ever have anything
good to say to about Republicans? i mean, you are overboard.
Gees, we are all Americans.
I married a Republican and she is pretty good. Ok, I said
pretty good, not great. But I love her. lol
ten listing, and I reviewed several, is completely disgusting.
hell do you get all of this spew?
describes this site........embarissing.
that would view it as a Democrat, IGNORE IT. It does not represent
the majority of us.
I'm still trying to figure out whether it's better to be
embarissing or unedumicated.
I Thought It Was All About The Lying...
Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 00:38:38 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Tom Dashle
he believes that people really care about his issues when
our current president is enjoying an approval rating even
Clinton never got. I wonder if Clinton can someday join Phil
Giordano in a cell.... oh I forget, liberals don't care when
(their) president has an inappropiate relationship and then
refuses to step down.
a "hyprocrite of the year award"? Seems like your whole group
will be up for first place.
with Clinton it was different, you can lie under oath is it's
just about sex and morals aren't important.
So oral sex with a consenting adult is now in the same
league as going to prison for raping children? Geez, I knew
you conservatives had some sexual hangups, but this is ridiculous!
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 2002 12:01:14 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: WWW Form Submission
ARE THE EMEMY WITH YOUR SOCIALIST IDEALS. HOW CAN YOU EVEN
CALL YOURSELVES AMERICANS...YOUR IDEAS OF WHAT GOVERMENT SHOULD
BE LIKE YOUR PERFECT UTOPIAN SOCIETY UNDER ONE GLOBAL GOVERMENT
THE NWO, IS REALLY A BIG FUCKING SHAME! AND THE BRAIN WASHING
THAT YOU LIBERALS ARE DOING MAY BE IN YOUR FAVOR AT THE MOMENT
BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF SOCIETY IS REALLY GULLABLE AND EASY
TO MANIPULATE BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING...YOUR SECRET
IS OUT AND WHAT YOUR ARE ATTEMPING TO DO WILL BE STOPPED...THE
U.N. WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OVER THIS COUNTY...THE RESISTANCE
IS BUILDING AGAINST YOUR POLITICAL CORRECT BULLSHIT...THE
BEST PART IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THROUGH
YOUR LIES AND YOUR TWISTED VERSION OF THE TRUTH...WHEN IT
COMES TO STANDING UP TO WHATS RIGHT YOUR CAN COUNT ON A DEMOCRAT
TO PUT HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS ASS AND SAY LETS FIND A POLITICAL
SOLUTION...LIKE YOUR FAILED MIDEAST PEACE ACCORD BY THE FULL
OF SHIT AND SHAMFUL PRESIDENT CLINTON WHO COULD NOT KEEP HIS
DICK IN HIS PANTS ...YES THAT WAS AN ERA THAT WILL DEFINITLEY
BE REMEMBERED AS A TIME THAT WE THE LOGICAL THINKING ONES
WISH WE COULD FORGET...BUT INSTEAD WE WILL EXPLOIT THE VERY
NATURE OF YOUR FAILURES CORRECT THEM WITH SUCCESS AND MORE
SUCCESS...EVENTUALLY YOUR SOCIALISTIC IDEALS WILL BE DIE JUST
LIKE THE SOVIET UNION...
Looks like a nasty case of the Dittos... nurse, fetch me
a hot poker, stat. We're going to have to remove his pre-frontal
lobes. What's that? They're already missing?
It's Anger Management Man!
Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 16:01:06 -0500 (EST)
Subject: FUCK YOU
This must be an example of that whole "liberals are
guided by emotion, conservatives are guided by logic"
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 17:05:48 EST
Subject: Suck my dick you liberal asswipes
are not in power yet so we Libertarians can still kick your
Yeah? Well you'll have to pry my ass from your cold dead
(Fred ----- Jr)
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 00:23:29 -0500 (EST)
Subject: What a Joke
at your website, what a joke, it is a waste of space. Go get
a real job, oh I'm sorry I forgot demos don't like to work,
they want the government to hand them everything.
Fred, if we could have half as much fun shoveling shit
for a living as you obviously do, you can bet we'd be with
down there in that shit-pit with you faster than you can say
"George W. Bush for President."