Yeah, we know. It's been a while. But rest assured, the hate
mail just keeps rolling in. And so, by popular demand, here
it is again - the good ol' Hate Mailbag. As always - these
emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve
the anonymity of the sender. Ain't we nice?
The Hatred Commence
From: Jean ---- <-------@home.com>
Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 16:23:14 -0500
Subject: A Question
I have been looking at your site lately, perusing some articles
and clicking around here and there. It seems that there is
so much hatred and bitterness against conservatives and I
find this hard to understand. It is more than just disagreement
and well reasoned opposition to the conservative agenda. I
can say without exaggeration that your site seems to be full
of hatred. Why is this? Although my politics are conservative
I don't feel that intense hatred for those who are on the
other side of the political spectrum. It saddens me to read
the mockery and cruelty with which you speak of some of our
RESPONDS: Aw yeah, I mean, up until Dubya became
president nobody spoke of our leaders with mockery
and cruelty did they? Take Bill Clinton for example. I'm sure
you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who had a bad word to
say about him. Anyway, if it's hatred and bitterness you want
to understand, you've come to the right place. Read on...
I Wonder Why THIS Guy Got Banned?
22 Nov 2001 21:18:44 -0800 (PST)
the matter, pussies?
I see that
you shut off any account through which the truth is spoken.
Typical for a bunch of self righteous sophists who are not
able to handle or respond to a rational conservative argument.
That is, without spurting blatant self serving LIES! What's
the matter, can't let your shithead high-school dropout tree
hugging users argue for themselves. Your actions are typical
of a party who doesn't respect freedom of speech, only freedom
of speech which they deem acceptable.
and Die, ASSHOLES!
RESPONDS: Oh, I'm sorry. You're clearly not
a troublemaker and were obviously just coming to our
message board for rational discourse. How can we ever apologize?
10 Oct 2001 11:59:50 -0400
yourself you sniveling bunch of cowardly lying shits.
RESPONDS: C'mon, you can do better than that! Actually,
you probably can't, can you.
Near, And Yet So Far...
From: -------------@hotmail.com (eric)
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 17:51:31 -0500
Subject: Conservative Idiot
mother ever tell you "if you don't have anything nice to say,
don't say it at all" Just because your views and beliefs differ
from others does NOT make them an idiot. I guess it is true
that a majority of the registered democrats are NOT college
educated. Who is the real idiot?
RESPONDS: Man, the intro was so promising,
but I think you shot yourself in the foot somewhat with the
punchline. How ironic.
Have We Heard THIS One Before?
Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 17:02:20 EST
Subject: (no subject)
I love this
site!!! It reassures me that THE DEMOCRATS ARE STILL WHINING
LOSERS ! thank you!!! Signed,
former democrat until I started reading crap like this.
RESPONDS: Ah, the old "former Democrat"
gambit. No, don't worry, we believe you. Hones...zzzzzzzz.
It's Better Than "Remember The Alamo!"
From: -------------@-------.com (Liberhater)
Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 15:53:44 -0600
a graduate of the Joseph Goebbles school of jounalism? It's
web pages like yours that spew baseless leftist vitriol that
make me proud of being a Republican. Let heart your hear be
trouble, George W Bush Won!!!
RESPONDS: Yes, let heart your hear be trouble!
A battle-cry for the ages!
On Planet Zarg
"Michael ------" <-------@earthlink.net>
Reply-To: "Michael ------" <-------@earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2001 13:51:30 -0700
Subject: Wellcome to the new world order.
Get over it. We cheat better. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh. You (we?)
are so screwed. Have another cup of decaf and put the pistol
in your mouth. It's over. All over but the weeping. See the
rights fly away. Bye, bye rights. Hope you had a nice cushy
college romp. The idiots have the ball (or is it you idiots
by the b....?). Go on, try and take it back. See you in Nirvana.
(It is not in Indiana.) Mine's bigger than your's is. Remember,
the fool with the best portfolio wins. Brave men watch idiots
shout. Then they act without remorse.
RESPONDS: Uh.... whu....?
Would Be Funnier If He Wasn't Serious
13 Nov 2001 10:28:53 -0600
found your site. I can't believe I'm reading what I have just
read on your site. I think you might be the most dangerous
people in American right now.
RESPONDS: Woooooooh! Look out! The evil DUers are
On The Brain
From: -----@sprynet.com (tim -------)
Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 06:21:24 -0600
Subject: Hmmm, sounds familiar
your Enron story. I loved this paragraph -- "Many apologists
will now claim that Enron was a noble endeavour, but those
who do so, betray themselves: there is no nobility in lying
to your own shareholders; only greed, arrogance, and stupidity.
Hmmmm, what happens if we replace the word "Enron" with the
word "Clinton" ... replace the word "shareholders" with the
word "American people." Nay, I'm sure that never made your
"whopper" column, right?
By the way,
I like your website ... it's nicely done.
RESPONDS: You know, you're right. What with this
being a left-wing site we really should start running more
anti-Clinton pieces. That would make sense. PS. I don't recall
Big Dog's blowjob resulting in thousands of people losing
their jobs, hmmmm. PPS. Why is it that right-wingers always
want to replace words with "Clinton?" Seems a little
obsessive don't you think?
You've Just Gotta Go For The Cheap Shot...
2 Dec 2001 19:35:14 -0600
Wolf in Sheep's Clothes!
RESPONDS: Yeah? Well you're a monkey with an Internet
Will They Learn?
29 Nov 2001 23:19:07 -0600
are fucking stupid and your web site proves it . Rush and
Liddy are right you people have your heads up your asses.
RESPONDS: Well I guess if Rush and Liddy said it,
it must be true.
Perils Of Watching Too Much Television
Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 12:44:44 -0600
to form an opinion that includes facts. You seem to believe
that anyone who would dair to have a position that is not
politically correct is an extreamist. Why not put the fachist
in Berkley, Ca, that destroy news papers that publish facts
that they don't like.
RESPONDS: You know, I've always found that reading
books is an excellent way to improve one's spelling and grammar.
You should try it sometime. If you can figure out which way
up to hold them.
Foreign Email Is The New Anthrax
06 Nov 2001 13:54:25 -0800
getting alot of dirty E-mail in a foreign language.
I think your responsible for it.
I think you like to put people on mailing lists as some sort
of militant act to harass them.
I've contacted the authorities.
RESPONDS: Yeah, we've been getting a lot of dirty
email in a foreign language as well - take the message above,
for example. Like you, we contacted the authorities, but they
just told us to stop wasting their time with such petty, pathetic
nonsense when they've got much more important things to worry
about. Is that what happened to you too? Just wondering...
Have We Heard THIS One Before? - Part 2
Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2001 19:32:24 -0500
am a Democrat. Worked and lived in Democratic Pittsburgh all
the most disgusting site on the entire internet. Your articles
make me sick to be a union person and a Democratic.
RESPONDS: Yeah, yeah yeah. You're a hard-core "Democratic."
Ironic Hate Mail... Ever
Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2001 02:38:40 -0500
who accepts left wing garbage is an uneducated idiot incapable
of self study or historical research and completly lacking
any capcity or common sence!
RESPONDS: Um, do you have any idea how ridiculous
you look right now?
A Death Threat But Didn't Quite Have The Balls
13 Nov 2001 16:43:05 -0600
why you call this Democratic underground. Whoever writes this
crap belongs underground; six feet under with a stone on top.
Why don't you guys go join Usama in his cave so you too may
know what it's like to be incinerated?
RESPONDS: Got a better idea - why don't you
go join Usama - so you may know what it's like to live life
with someone telling you how to think and behave 24/7. Actually,
scratch that. You probably already listen to Rush.
Guy MUST Be Related To Bob Boudelang!
7 Nov 2001 17:57:51 -0600
are destroying my Country
are destroying my Country. I also think it is funny that a
Republican won Mayor in NYC eventough 4/5 people are stupid
liberials. Your website is dick and your stupid fucking list
of top ten conservative idiots always has the same people
on it and some like our greatest President Bush are on thier
3 times each weeks. Grow tax hiking losers. And stop using
scare tactics to get Seniors to vote for you loser is that
the only way you can win by lieing and scaring old people.
Please stop ruining my country you losers.
RESPONDS: Daniel, my friend, as long as there are
people like you, there will be a Top Ten Conservative Idiots
list. Just to piss you off. Enjoy!
"Head Up Ass" Comments Seem Particularly Popular
At This Time Of Year
2 Dec 2001 19:35:14 -0600
JB has his head so far up his commie asshole that he can't
see the truth about what is going on in the world now. He
needs to crawl back under the rock he came out of.Piss on
RESPONDS: An excellent critique. Have you ever
considered applying for a job with Newsmax? What am I saying
- your style is far too eloquent.
It Or Not, This Happens To A Lot Of People
13 Nov 2001 16:43:05 -0600
to read your site fr amusement andthought you were funny.
But after reading your site ove the last few weeks I now think
you are just sick.
RESPONDS: Wait till you've read it for another
few weeks! Blood will start coming out of your ears and you'll
suffer a rectal prolapse. It's awesome!
To Think, He Could Have Ended Up A Liberal...
From: -----@sprynet.com (tim -------)
Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 09:19:32 -0600
Subject: Love reading your views!
Hey I really
enjoy reading your views. In fact, I used to be a Lib like
you while in college ... but I eventually grew up ... didn't
want to end up like you -- wearing Grateful Dead T-shirts
... waiting to mount that next big march on Kent State ...
listening to CSN&Y's Four Dead in Ohio 1,200 times a day ...
and living with his mother ...... "Mom, can I borrow $500
to start a website?"
RESPONDS: So how did you end up? Don't tell
me... wearing God Hates Fags t-shirts... picking rubber out
of your face after that tire came off Dale Jarrett's Ford
on the 115th lap... listening to Jeff Foxworthy's "Games
Rednecks Play"... and living with your battered wife...
who you won't have sex with because you secretly like men...
"Durlene, can I git $10 to grab me a case o' Schlitz...?"
Last But Not Least
From: "Russ ------" <-----@adelphia.net>
Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2001 22:45:52 -0800
are really just too stupid to live. Please do us all a big
favor and DO NOT BREED
RESPONDS: Too late I'm afraid! As dedicated leftists
we've already got 17 children each. And they're all on welfare.
Get over it!