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I tried to have an Ann Coulter sex fantasy once..ONCE.

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Dr Fate Donating Member (5654 posts) Click to EMail Dr%20Fate Click to send private message to Dr%20Fate Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:25 PM (ET)
I tried to have an Ann Coulter sex fantasy once..ONCE.
LAST EDITED ON Mar-20-03 AT 03:25 PM (ET)

You know, the one where she is dressed in a neo-nazi get up, captian's hat and all.

Hey- I tried to give her a chance, but it just wouldnt work. She's just aint got a sexy bone in her body, I even tried to imagine her with a fuller figure- no, that wouldnt work either.

And as I said in the other thread, the carpet don't match the drapes either.

Oh well, there's always a pre 9/11 Barbara Olsen.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 was it the Lorena Bobbit knife in her hand latebloomer Mar-20-03 1
 LOL... silverchair Mar-20-03 2
 Ann Coulter is very pretty jabuchan Mar-20-03 3
   She, she likes to have fun... brhodes 03/20/2003 25
 Are you trying to get on Dr. Phil? Nambe Mar-20-03 4
   I'll let you know how it turns out. Dr Fate 03/20/2003 5
       You are one sick person, Dr. Fate. Aristus 03/20/2003 6
 She used to have a sexy "bone", but she got it cut off.... liberal_veteran Mar-20-03 7
   LAWDY! Now that's the kind of response I wanted to generate!!!! Dr Fate 03/20/2003 8
       You bet, Dr. Fate, Aristus 03/20/2003 9
 MODS: Ban DR Fate. I thought describing Sex with Animals Submariner Mar-20-03 10
   Did I mention the riding crop? Dr Fate 03/20/2003 11
       A ball gag in her mouth would be about the sexiest jchild 03/20/2003 15
 Why ... I think she is disgusting Drifter Mar-20-03 12
 Just your description of it made me shiver. classics Mar-20-03 13
   A sandwich or a donut? GOPisEvil 03/20/2003 14
       She needs truth-serum laced milkshakes!!!! Dr Fate 03/21/2003 28
 Don't like Frigid, skinny, dog-from-hell lookin' women, Doc ?? hippiechick Mar-20-03 16
 Mine would go concave.... MnFats Mar-20-03 18
 I'd try that geniph Mar-20-03 22
 ugh!! bookworm65t Mar-20-03 23
 Isn't "she" a "he"? liberalmuse Mar-20-03 24
 I would Bobbitt myself if I was stuck in a room with her GabysPoppy Mar-20-03 26
 Not just no but hell no dwickham Mar-20-03 27
 I think I saw AC on The Powerpuff Girls last night. Why Mar-21-03 29
 Uggghhhh! She looks, dresses, talks and acts like frankzappa Mar-21-03 30

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latebloomer Donating Member (1326 posts) Click to EMail latebloomer Click to send private message to latebloomer Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:26 PM (ET)
1. was it the Lorena Bobbit knife in her hand
that kinda took the wind out of your sails?
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silverchair Donating Member (764 posts) Click to EMail silverchair Click to send private message to silverchair Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:26 PM (ET)
2. LOL...
very funny.
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jabuchan (22 posts) Click to EMail jabuchan Click to send private message to jabuchan Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:29 PM (ET)
3. Ann Coulter is very pretty
in a frigid sexless bimbo pundit sort of way.
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brhodes (573 posts) Click to EMail brhodes Click to send private message to brhodes Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 09:57 PM (ET)
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25. She, she likes to have fun...

Just not normal fun, like the common people.

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Nambe Donating Member (3141 posts) Click to EMail Nambe Click to send private message to Nambe Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:30 PM (ET)
4. Are you trying to get on Dr. Phil?
What's wrong with Madalyn Allbright? She has a brain.
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Dr Fate Donating Member (5654 posts) Click to EMail Dr%20Fate Click to send private message to Dr%20Fate Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:32 PM (ET)
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5. I'll let you know how it turns out.
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Aristus (416 posts) Click to EMail Aristus Click to send private message to Aristus Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:33 PM (ET)
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6. You are one sick person, Dr. Fate.
Eeeewwww, I just don't EVEN want to go there!
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liberal_veteran Donating Member (936 posts) Click to EMail liberal_veteran Click to send private message to liberal_veteran Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:34 PM (ET)
7. She used to have a sexy "bone", but she got it cut off....
...when she had her gender reassignment surgery.
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Dr Fate Donating Member (5654 posts) Click to EMail Dr%20Fate Click to send private message to Dr%20Fate Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:51 PM (ET)
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8. LAWDY! Now that's the kind of response I wanted to generate!!!!
n/t
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Aristus (416 posts) Click to EMail Aristus Click to send private message to Aristus Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:54 PM (ET)
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9. You bet, Dr. Fate,
we've got your back on this.
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Submariner Donating Member (701 posts) Click to EMail Submariner Click to send private message to Submariner Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:54 PM (ET)
10. MODS: Ban DR Fate. I thought describing Sex with Animals
was prohibited at DU! That is the most disgusting dream sequence I have ever seen here. We don't have to be subjected to this Freeper sex fantasy crap do we? I'm appalled!

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Dr Fate Donating Member (5654 posts) Click to EMail Dr%20Fate Click to send private message to Dr%20Fate Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:57 PM (ET)
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11. Did I mention the riding crop?
n/t
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jchild (124 posts) Click to EMail jchild Click to send private message to jchild Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 04:35 PM (ET)
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15. A ball gag in her mouth would be about the sexiest
thing I could imagine her wearing.
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Drifter Donating Member (849 posts) Click to EMail Drifter Click to send private message to Drifter Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 03:57 PM (ET)
12. Why ... I think she is disgusting
I would use the term "Heroine Chic" to describe her look. Probably a good explaination for her viewpoints as well.

Cheers
Drifter

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classics Donating Member (832 posts) Click to EMail classics Click to send private message to classics Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 04:07 PM (ET)
13. Just your description of it made me shiver.

Anyone who thinks she is attractive should be kept away from little boys.

Someone please get her a sandwich or a donut.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (9878 posts) Click to EMail GOPisEvil Click to send private message to GOPisEvil Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 04:10 PM (ET)
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14. A sandwich or a donut?
Hell...she needs the whole damn deli AND the whole damn Krispy Kreme!

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Dr Fate Donating Member (5654 posts) Click to EMail Dr%20Fate Click to send private message to Dr%20Fate Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-21-03, 11:17 AM (ET)
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28. She needs truth-serum laced milkshakes!!!!
Enough with the "cigarettes and chardonnay" Ms. Ann!!!
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Mar-20-03, 04:35 PM (ET)
16. Don't like Frigid, skinny, dog-from-hell lookin' women, Doc ??
moi ausse.......
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MnFats (348 posts) Click to EMail MnFats Click to send private message to MnFats Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 04:51 PM (ET)
18. Mine would go concave....
...if I thought about that for very long...
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Mar-20-03, 05:29 PM (ET)
22. I'd try that
except that I don't get off on snuff fantasies...
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bookworm65t Donating Member (348 posts) Click to EMail bookworm65t Click to send private message to bookworm65t Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 09:26 PM (ET)
23. ugh!!
is it possible that a sex fantasy about Ann Coulter could be a sign of a mental disorder? If you think about her with her Nazi outfit for too long, could it cause one? Just asking...no offense meant to anyone here who has a mental condition
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liberalmuse (459 posts) Click to EMail liberalmuse Click to send private message to liberalmuse Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 09:53 PM (ET)
24. Isn't "she" a "he"?
She looks like a male who's going through a gradual sex change. I swear she's really a man, or perhaps she's a hermaphrodite?
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GabysPoppy Donating Member (271 posts) Click to EMail GabysPoppy Click to send private message to GabysPoppy Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-20-03, 10:38 PM (ET)
26. I would Bobbitt myself if I was stuck in a room with her

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Mar-20-03, 10:41 PM (ET)
27. Not just no but hell no
I don't care how big her strap on was, there is no way in hell that I would touch that skinny skanky bitch

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Why Donating Member (5025 posts) Click to EMail Why Click to send private message to Why Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster Click to add this poster to your Friend List
Mar-21-03, 11:39 AM (ET)
29. I think I saw AC on The Powerpuff Girls last night.
She was playing this character Femme Fatale, who looked like a feminist good gal, but she robbed banks of their Susan B. Anthony dollar coins. She eluded the Powerpuff Girls by filling their heads full of misplaced gender resentment, much like AC would do to make her vile talking points appear valid. After an intervention by Sara Bellum, they confronted the stealth villainess, asking her if she even knew who Susan B. Anthony was before throwing her in jail.

Damn, try as I may, I can't find a jpeg of Ms. Fatale anywhere. just trust me when I say she looks like Ann Coulter, meanness and all, in a white supervillain suit.

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Mar-21-03, 01:49 PM (ET)
30. Uggghhhh! She looks, dresses, talks and acts like
you-know-what. A degenerate preppy s**t.

Lord knows how many men (and maybe women) she's slept with.

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