Just keep that tin foil hat handy.You know why there are no closeted gay people in the Bush family? There are too many skeletons in their closet.
Remember how Cheney actually resembled a living being when he was talking about how he was running the country while George W. Bush was running away? He knows damn well that unless George W. Bush is bumped off he's in the highest office he'll ever be in, no matter how many parts are replaced.
He'd just love a chance to be in the big chair officially, even when he knows he'd never get re-elected.
George W. Bush might be a favorite son, but I would watch my back around Poppy, if he were my father. The man's face has "back-stabber" written on it in Dayglo letters.
Jeb is wearing the albatross for getting his brother elected. Wouldn't it be really nice if his brother got bumped off, so any Democratic competitor (Janet Reno) would look soulless for bringing up how his dead brother got appointed after Jeb conspired to deny so many Floridians of their Constitutional rights?
Laura gets to play Jackie Kennedy. He even left in her D.C. while he made that sudden trip to Florida. It might have been her in the rubble instead of Pentagon employees. Since she has a husband who is a disgrace and daughters that are a disgrace she has to have SOMETHING to look forward to.
Trent Lott stands to be given the nod to become the V.P. This gives him the tie-breaker in the Senate. Considering that he knows damn well that he'll never live long enough to see the Republicans regain a majority, it's the highest office he can hope to hold. He'd just love to trump Dachle's card and it's the only way he'll ever do it again.
Karl Rove would get to dispose of the dummy he's had on his knee all these years. Old Dick would keep him around till the show leaves town and he could look for some other dim-bulb to guide to power.
The CIA, NSA and FBI would get to make weepy faces and call for new ways to invade privacy, on top of the invasions they won from 9/11. Ashcroft will be in place to squash any anti-gun bias that rises out of the "lone gunman" who they get to do the job.
Maybe they could even spin it in a way that lets them declare martial law, thereby continuing the show that would close when this boatload of criminals and co-conspirators faces the 2004 elections.
And George W. Bush knows that he will go down with the highest approval ratings possible. A beloved figure, with Republicans wanting to name everything after HIM, not Ronald Reagan.
The only way for him to avoid facing the humiliation of a landslide defeat in 2004 is to not be there to run. He will have visions of being named along with Lincoln and Kennedy.
He'd sign on to this scenario in a friggin' heartbeat. If not, Karl Rove would just sign on to it for him.
Yeah, it's a tin foil hat scenario. And if I told you in July that by October George W. Bush would have the highest approval ratings possible you'd have called me a nut-burger. If I told you in 1999 that the Supreme court would be assigning the next President of the U.S. you'd have thought I was ready for the rubber room.
Tell me anything about the Bush family and the rapacious horde of criminals they ride with that ISN'T a tin foil hat idea before you see it in the newspaper.
Through violence you may murder the liar,but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth.
Through violence you murder the hater, but you do not murder the hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate.
Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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