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Nicknames for "mainstream media" and media/press personalities
Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 02:14 PM by EarlG

GENERAL NAMES FOR MEDIA AND MEDIA PERSONALITIES AS A GROUP:


6-headed Pravda (ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, Faux)
captive media (the)
corporate media
corporate media cartel
corporate newsaganda
corpwhoreate media
Corporate Pravda
downstream media
GOPPravda
Goebbels's wet dream
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein News Channel
lamestream media
lapdog media
lapdog press
media whores
Ministry of Propaganda
MSM or M$M
poodle press
presstitutes
pre$$titutes
Rove's lapdogs
Rovian lapdogs
Talking Point Monkeys
The Press Corpse
Whore of Babylon Media

All the Spin that can be Spun
I came, I saw, I spun (Vini, Vidi, Spinni)

NAMES FOR INDIVIDUAL ORGANIZATIONS, OUTLETS, COMPANIES


CNN
Corporatist Neocon Newsaganda
Conservative News Network
Contains No News
Controlled News Network
Crap News Network
Certainly Not News
Home Of The Yawning Kid

Fox News
Faux News
Faux
The Greatest Smell On Earth
We distort, you decide
We distort, you comply
Faux News: We Report, you Shut the Hell Up
Red Meat Theater
Unfair and Unbalanced
Fux News
Borg News - Resistance Is Futile

MSNBC
MSRNC
MSGOP
GENBC
BSNBC
MFNBC

Washngton Times
Toilet Paper
Paper unfit for birdcages
Moonie Times (owned by Sun Myung Moon)

Weekly Standard
Weekly Double-Standard

Meet the Press
Press the Meat

NAMES FOR INDIVIDUAL PERSONALITIES AND "JOURNALISTS"


Roger Ailes
That Fat Slob

Wolf Blitzer
Leslie (his real name!)
Wolfie
Blitzkreig

Alan Colmes
Peeps

Anderson Cooper
The Boy Toy

Rita Cosby
Hurricane Rita
Throaty McHuskington (from Daily Show)

Candy Crowley
Creepy Crawley
Candy COWley
John Candy

Ann Coulter
The 5'9" sack of snot
Ann the Man
Annthrax
Annorexic
Ann Ghoulter
Anthrax Annie
Annexoria
MAnn
Man Hands Ann
Manthrax
The Coultergeist
TrAnn
Twiggy with Tourette's (Eric Alterman)

Tucker Carlson
Boy Blunder
The Bowtied Blunder
Boy Idiot
F@%#er Carlson (rhymes with Tucker)

Maureen Dowd
MoDo

Jeff Gannon
Bulldog
The Original Presstitute

Nancy Grace
Nancy Dis-grace
Flaring Nostrils For Justice
Miss Evil Eye

Sean Hannity
Hannibal
Sean Inanity
Sean Insanity
Sean Ham-it-up
The Baby Jesus
Sir Schumck-A-Lot
Mini-Rush
Little Mr. Glass Jaw
Sean Vanity

Brit Hume
Twit Goon
Shit Fume
Flappy Man (owing to his sagging cheek/jowls)
Basset Hound (" ")
Big Harumpher

Don Imus

Laura Ingraham
The Harpie

Daryn Kagin
Rush's New Beard (a beard is a in the cloest gay man's female companion)

Larry King

Mort Kondracke
Komodo (reptilian appearance)

Charles Krauthammer
Son of Dr. Strangelove

Rush Limbaugh
Analcyst Boy
El Rushbozo
Flush Limbo
The Great Gasbag
Kaptain Krispy Kreme
King Donut
King of the Ditto Monkeys
Lardbag
Limpballs
Limpbloat
Lintball
Limberger
Mush Limpdick
OxyRush
OxyMoron
Tonnage on Loan From G-d
The Pigman
Vulgar Pigboy

Chris Matthews
Tweety
Lips

Michelle Malkin
Scary Eyes Asian (from a picture of her posted on DU)
Coulter-Lite
Uber-Goblin Malkin
Michelle Malagong (her real name)

Michael Medved

Judith Miller
Little Miss Run Amok
Miss Run Amok
Weapon of Mass Distortion

Andrea Mitchell
Mrs. Greenspan

Robert Novak
Robert Nofacts
The Shittalker
Robert "Bullshit" Novak
Novacula (also Novakula)
Scumbag of Liberty
Douchebag of Liberty (thanks to Jon Stewart)
Robert Blowschunks
Prince of Darkness

Norah O'Donnel
Norah HO-Donnel
Whore-a O'Donnel

Bill O'Reilly
O'Lielly
O'Hardly
O'Really
Dild O'Lielly
Falafel Boy
No Spine Zone
O'Loofa
O'Reichly
O'Qaeda
Shill O'Reilly
Shrill O'Reilly
Right Wing Shrill Shill

Geraldo Rivera
the stache

Tim Russert
Timmy
TimmyWhore
Media Whore #1
Fat Timmy
Timmah
Fat Timmah
Timmytot
Mr. Potato Head

Joe Scarborough
Scatburrow
Scatburger

George Stephanopoulos
Snuffleupagus
Judas Maximus

John Stossel


Michael Savage
Weiner Boy (his real last name is Weiner)
The Savage Weiner
Our Favorite Fascist
The Jewish Nazi
The Walking non-Sequitir

Dr. Laura
The Fake Jew
The Porno Stripper
Bitch on Wheels

Bob Woodward
Booby Woodward
Mr. Run Amok
Woodworm
Wormtongue
Ass Kisser of the Highest Order



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