Un-Scientific Poll: Would you vote for Donald Trump for President?

[Roy Rolling]

Poll question: Un-Scientific Poll: Would you vote for Donald Trump for President?

This totally unscientific and humorous poll is meant for entertainmant purposes---please, no wagering.

[Renew Deal]

1. Absolutely!

Not!

[NYC_SKP]

2. Yes, for President of Shit on a Stick on Some Distant Planet.

The Planet Turd.

[cliffordu]

10. I sense some hostility.

Tell us how you really feel, SKP......

:rofl:

[etherealtruth]

3. I would be more likely to gouge my eyes out ....

... eat dirt by the handful, walk on broken glass ...

[Roy Rolling]

4. Just as I suspected

From the early exit polls it appears that, despite trying to patronize us by using salty language, "the Donald" cannot fool DUers into supporting him with such superficial methods. :fistbump:

[quinnox]

5. Depends on his opponent

Against certain people, yes I would vote for him. For instance, George Bush comes to mind. I'd take Trump over that moron every time. Against a Democrat, then of course Trump would lose out.

[Curmudgeoness]

11. Now THAT would be a predicament. Lucky for us,

all the real harebrained lunatics are on the Republican side of the aisle.

[Better Believe It]

6. President of what? Hair Club for Men?

[Roy Rolling]

8. I gotta agree with that one...

Perhaps he could make a good "Comb-over-in-Chief".

[anneboleyn]

18. That picture is awesome! Oh, the hair! The hair!

[hlthe2b]

7. If we vote him President (Premier?) of China...

he can go bankrupt them.... Solution to our long term debt.

[Terra Alta]

9. I would vote for Trump for President of the Birthers

but as for President of the US? No fucking way.

[Anakin Skywalker]

12. Donald Trump is shit!

[cali]

13. sure. with a loaded pistol to my head or a straight razor at my throat or

a crossbow aimed at my heart or a grenade about to be thrown.

[leftofcool]

14. I'll cut off my right arm first and feed it to a Zombie

[Suji to Seoul]

15. he's get my vote for speed bump!

[blondeatlast]

16. I REALLY need a "I'll chew my own arm off first" option. No fucking way just doesn't cover it.

[Speck Tater]

17. Of course I would!

Think of how much livelier DU would be with Trump as our president. It would probably result in doubling or tripling DU membership. As for long-term consequences, the Republican brand would be discredited for a generation or more. Nobody would ever vote Republican again.

[ellenfl]

19. only in the primaries . . . eom

[Booster]

20. I was looking for Hell, No but No Fucking Way works even better.

[lunatica]

21. I would give up my right to vote first.

[mwrguy]

22. I would vote for him

if it was to award the title of "Pigfucker of the year".

[unkachuck]

23. I wouldn't....

....vote for trump-ette for dog catcher....the man oozes and drips with slime....

[Thor_MN]

24. If he were elected, my hope for be for softball sized Hail to the Chief