Dos Equis Shows You How To Capture & Tame A Woman In The Wild

[kpete]

Dos Equis Shows You How To Capture & Tame A Woman In The Wild

http://jezebel.com/#!5795049/dos-equis-shows-you-how-to-capture--tame-a-woman-in-the-wild


just DUMB on SO MANY levels...
kpete

[sinkingfeeling]

1. And with a golf club? Stupid advertising campaign.

[pipi_k]

18. I don't think that's a golf club...

It looks more like a whip of some kind. You know...the kind they use when playing polo on horseback.

He's probably just got finished playing polo with his two buddies there. Back to the clubhouse for a few drinks and some serious flirting with the female of the species...


hahahahaha :+

[sinkingfeeling]

21. Go look at the whole picture in the link. It's a golf club.

[Le Taz Hot]

2. What. The. Fuck.?

:mad:

[niyad]

3. this is appalling on so many levels. I don't drink that stuff, but they are certainly going to hear

from me.

[seabeyond]

4. isnt this the same company that has an old fart being all that with young women

rolling of the eyes. see the people that run the company are a bunch of old men living in illusion to seel product to a bunch of other old men.

[pipi_k]

7. that's the point...

I think they're playing on the stupidity of ads that try to make people believe that they'll become as chic/fashionable/thin/beautiful/manly/studly/etc. as the people in the ads IF ONLY they would use their product.

How many years have the admen been selling this shit line to us...

I think the people at Dos Equis are sort of making fun of that line of thinking...

[seabeyond]

9. pipi, in all my discussions of this issue, i cannot tell you the number of men that tell me that is

what a man is. is his biology. cant help himself. all that he is.

the men buy it.

they have a fucked up life cause they buy this shit. and whine about their fucked up life.

i do not see it as amusing and fin anymore.

but

i say all this respectfully and with hug... cause

well hey

i think you are grand, though we dont agree on this, lol

[pipi_k]

14. Many respected anthropologists

have said that very thing.

It's in the nature of men to do what they do.

It's also in the nature of women to do what they do.


It's the way of the wild, after all, from which we're not that far removed. Male animals mate with as many females...young, fertile females...as possible. The urge to propagate is strong.

Females of some species will mate with the strongest male, usually. Some female primates, though, will mate with multiple partners. But usually they want a male who has "proven" himself through battle and dominance of his peers.


We're all just animals underneath our clothing...

[seabeyond]

22. 4 decades ago the same would be said about womens inability, dependence

unable to have brain power to work in business, go to college, belong in the kitchen. a mere four decades put that thinking in the trash. an amazing view of evolution in such a short time. truly amazing.

biological. the way women are made. not

find me an old, tht cant appreciate the young. be it either gender.

[pipi_k]

5. Has anyone seen any of the other commercials for Dos Equis?

Satire.


I dunno. I'm a female and I'm not offended by this.


I would imagine that some women who describe themselves as "cougars" would probably be pretty amused by it.

Cougars. Wild animals.



But whatever...

:shrug:

[seabeyond]

6. kinda funny like a game park in nevada that send naked women out and men hunt them and drag back by

hair... all in amusement and jest. i hear ya.

i am sure those women were having a blast too.

i know fox news was awfully tickled doing a show on it

[pipi_k]

13. Not the same

nobody is being hurt in that commercial. Everybody is clothed.


And those women in the game park...were they forced to participate? I have no opinion on that except that if the women are fully informed, over the age of consent, etc., then it's their business.

Doesn't speak well of their self-respect, but if weren't that activity, it would be another just as humiliating and painful. Activities like that (where women participate willingly) don't exist unless there are women who consent to participate.

At the least, they need mental health counseling.

[JNelson6563]

8. I usually get a kick out of those commercials

Love the most interesting man in the world's opinion of the two party system. He says it's the after party you want to attend.

Julie

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. It's funny, this first thing I saw -

was two African-appearing men and the phrase "wild animals" -- I thought that was tastless. And yes, dumb and eye-roll worthy as to women, as well.

[BeyondGeography]

11. It's tongue in cheek

"He is the most interesting man in the world." Intoned while he's chasing a cougar off his kitchen counter. It's a send-up of 70s macho excess with an actual participant.

Big deal.

[pipi_k]

15. Bwahahahah!!! I love that one!

It's brilliant!

Making fun of the macho guy who wouldn't dare own a cat by having a macho guy own a cat that probably weighs more than he does...

And chasing it off the counter while he's cooking!


:rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

16. Stay thirsty, my friends

:thumbsup:

[blondeatlast]

19. I love the radio one regarding nachos. No spoilers from me, though!

Look, I'm a feminist, but I think the damn things are funny although this one must have been written by a different person--not so much funny as usual.

[Renew Deal]

12. That post is funnier than the ad

Read the link...

:rofl:

[pipi_k]

17. Hahahahahah!!!! The last paragraph....

"But be warned, you must use "caution" when trying to trap a female in the wild, as she may be wary of the three men dressed as Village People who are currently approaching her with swords and staring at her like she's a poison dart frog."



OMG...that is too funny! :7

[blondeatlast]

20. Jezzie's a hoot. Love the site. nt

[Lance_Boyle]

23. Compare and contrast

Here are ten to chew on:

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment_300/327_top_10_list.html

[EC]

24. Tried the beer once -

it tasted like water. So there was no way I was ever going to order again anyway...their commercials have been dumb and offensive all along...this one is just worse.

[guitar man]

25. Ha!

All I can say is I hope that asshole runs across a redhead. After being married to one for 20 years I can tell you, he's going to have a hard time maintaining a "calm and soothing voice" with a golf club stuck up his ass! :rofl: