I allege that Trump's hair piece is an Al-Qaeda sleeper agent born in Albania

[Hugabear]

That's the story I'm sticking with until I see a birth certificate for his hair.

[blondeatlast]

1. The hair is the intelligent, sentient being, gang, and it keeps trying

to escape its captor.

I actually pity it.

[Hugabear]

3. I expect it will be a contestant on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice"

Garry Trudeau, if you're reading this, you have my full permission to take this and run with it :)

[NYC_SKP]

2. Long Form.

Insist on it.

[Marie Marie]

4. Until his hair is checked with the Terrorist Watch List,

he should not be allowed to even talk about running for President.