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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:32 PM
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Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta
WASHINGTONIn the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb.

"All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vesselspreferably along with a photo of the crowning and deliveryand this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official.

If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/afterbirthers-demand-t... /
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:38 PM
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1. Ewwwww! We all know he was hatched, not born,
so he can't produce this material.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:41 PM
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2. Then the Birthers demand to see the shell.
Better be notarized, too.

Never mind, it doesn't matter. They won't believe it.
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