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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 12:50 PM
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Borowitz: Trump Dogged By Rumors His Hair is Not From U.S.
:rofl:

So-called Balders Movement Gathers Steam



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) A threat to the fledgling presidential campaign of Donald Trump emerged today, as a group of activists charged that Mr. Trump is not eligible to hold the nations highest office because his hair does not originate from the U.S.

The group, who call themselves Balders, claim that the hair-like substance that crowns Mr. Trumps head is from a foreign country, which would mean that the candidate is less than one hundred percent American.

Time and time again, Donald Trump has refused to produce a certificate of authenticity for his hair, said Leeann Selwyn, a leading Balder. This is tantamount to a comb-over of the truth.

But if in fact Mr. Trumps distinctive mane turns out to be of foreign origin, such a revelation need not be fatal to his presidential hopes, says Professor Davis Logsdon, who has studied the history of presidential hair at the University of Minnesota.

Remember, several of our greatest early presidents, like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, had hair that originated elsewhere, Mr. Logsdon says. The only thing that could kill Trump politically is if his hair turns out to be from France.

More: http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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notesdev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 12:52 PM
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1. Where's the hairline???
Why won't Donald show his hairline? What's he got to hide? A lobotomy...?
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:07 PM
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2. Excellent. You know, I heard that the parent company of the hair manufacturer
had the piece on his head implanted here in the U.S. just so they could get a foothold in the American market.
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BillStein Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:10 PM
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3. I still think his hair
is from a litter that was born in a chimney in Vermont.
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:42 PM
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4. a litter of what?
Opossums?
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