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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:01 AM
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"Reverend Graham, what's the idea that you most dearly associate with Easter?"
"Reverend Graham, what's the idea that you most dearly associate with Easter?"



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"Ham, Christiane, a big old Smithfield ham. But beyond that, it's the sacrifice of Jesus Christ for me."

"You have also said that we live in the time of the anti-Christ."

"Well sure, Christiane. I mean, he's in the White House right now as we speak. At least metaphorically. I suppose that since it is Easter, he could be making a token appearance in church."

"You have said that so many of these earth-shattering events that we're experiencing over the last few years, whether it's natural disasters, wars, or whatever it is, it's almost like the labor pains for the second coming."

"I would call that a no-brainer, Christiane. We're definitely in the latter days, whether that means a few months or few thousand years, I don't know. I guess a lot will depend on how the anti-Christ does in next years election."


more LOL:
http://fgaq.blogspot.com/2011/04/this-week-with-christi...
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:08 AM
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1. geez!
What an asshole!!

the 'latter days" ..but it could be a few thousand years yet.....not hedging your bets, are ya?
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:09 AM
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2. "few thousand years" Someone sounds like they don't have much faith
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:10 AM
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3. lol. ham and Jesus go together like.... bacon and eggs.
what a bigoted piece of shit- not to mention a first rate idiot. fuck him.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:11 AM
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4. Jesus was Jewish. Ham ain't kosher.
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CelticThunder Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:15 AM
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5. Dreaming of child porn being found on his laptop...
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:22 AM
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6. SOB - son of Billy
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:28 AM
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7. This IS made up stuff, right? A joke, right?
:shrug: I can't imagine even Graham would say that kind of stuff in public, even if he really does think it! :shrug:
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:04 PM
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15. Yes, it's just satire.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:30 PM
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16. Especially the part about Smithfield hams
They aren't that good. Besides, ol' Franklin looks like a Junior Johnson Country Ham man to me.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:29 AM
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8. I would call it a "no-brainer", too, although for very different reasons.
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mulsh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:36 AM
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9. Why does this sleazy grifter rate an interview on CNN?
His dad cleverly became "America's minister", pals with most presidents, which just shows how bad their judgement was at times and how pushy that slimy crook was. But sonny boy. why waste our time with this professional fundraiser?

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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 02:48 PM
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10. Satire. n/t
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 02:56 PM
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11. If there is an anti-Christ, Graham is him.
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 02:57 PM
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12. Demagogue: one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H.L. Mencken
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:01 PM
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13. Ishtar ...the godess of love and fertility.
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:04 PM
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14. Chocoloat Easter Bunnies - always hollow, always crappy chocolate, always a disappointment
Edited on Mon Apr-25-11 03:05 PM by ThomWV
Mmmmmm, chocolat.
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