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HarveyDarkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:41 PM
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Exporting Democracy Has Led to Shortages of it in U.S., Experts Say
Wisconsin, Florida Hardest Hit

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) The U.S. policy of exporting democracy abroad has meant that there is very little of it left at home.

That is the grim assessment of a new study commissioned by the University of Minnesota, which predicts that if the U.S. continues to export democracy at its current pace it may completely run out of it at home by the year 2015.

We have been exporting democracy to Afghanistan and Iraq while there are severe shortages of it in Wisconsin and Florida, said Professor Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study. This is madness.

Citing the study, Speaker of the House John Boehner said today, It has been clear to me for some time that we must explore alternative forms of government, such as oligarchy or plutocracy.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:46 PM
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1. ... and the truth shall set us free.
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:52 PM
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2. Yeah, the experts were saying that when I read about it here this afternoon:
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:54 PM
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3. In other breaking news, Irony is still dead, but was seen smiling in death at this story.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:00 PM
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4. K&R. (nt)
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