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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:16 PM
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ROFLMAO !!! - Beware... Another DU GD Circumcision Thread... Arizona Edition
Arizona birther law to accept circumcision papers as proof of citizenship
By David Edwards - RawStory
Thursday, April 14th, 2011 -- 4:52 pm

<snip>

If you intend to run for president in Arizona but don't have the required birth certificate, all is not lost. The state may be willing to accept a description of your penis -- if you've got one -- as proof you were born in the U.S.

Before passing their so-called "birther" bill Wednesday, Arizona Republicans apparently decided it wasn't fair to limit proof of citizenship to the "long form birth certificate." So, they amended the measure to include several other forms of proof.

One such document, a certificate of circumcision, is given to the parents of a male Jewish child after his foreskin is snipped.

"Pulling out your penis in front of election officials, however, will not prove citizenship -- and, in the worst case scenario, could get labeled a sex offender," Phoenix New Times' James King noted.

Postpartum medical records or a baptismal certificate are also apparently enough to prove citizenship in the Grand Canyon state.

The measure was passed by the Arizona Senate Wednesday 20 to 9. Read the bill here: http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/legtext...

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Link: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/04/14/arizona-birther-l... /

:wtf:

:rofl:
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:18 PM
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1. "a baptismal certificate"??
What the hell does that prove, besides the religious denomination of your parents? Non-citizens can't get baptized here??
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 10:29 PM
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22. Plus your not usually baptised until much later, proves nothing..except you got splashed.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:18 PM
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2. I wanna see someone walk into the election office
and whip it out. :rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:28 PM
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5. Don't you mean erection office?
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:33 PM
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13. Levity, no question about it.
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:26 PM
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3. Will a photocopy do?
Or do they need to see the original clipping?

;)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:27 PM
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4. What is it with Republican men and penises??
:wtf:

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:00 PM
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7. Envy, of course.
They envy males who have them.
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:39 PM
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6. It would be simpler to just tie them up in a sack and see if they float... honest
to god I wonder where we are headed as a race.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:04 PM
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8. Ihre mnnliches papiere, bitte.
:P


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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:07 PM
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9. I Still Have my Foreskin.... nya, nya, nya, nya....
this needs a little humor.
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:36 PM
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14. That's why I keep a copy of my birth certificate on my wall.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:07 PM
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10. What am I missing here?

How does proving one is Jewish or not Jewish prove citizenship?
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:08 PM
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11. SO...all these birthers need is for Obama to show them his dick??
IS that what all this has been about?
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ehrnst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:19 PM
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12. Is there a long form bris? (nt)
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:00 PM
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15. Yeah, the United States is the ONLY country where males are circumcised
:eyes:

Yup...the ONLY place in the world.



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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:02 PM
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16. This is certain to cause a big flap.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:52 PM
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18. More likely a small one.
You hear about the vet who circumcises elephants?
Doesn't pay much, but the tips are huge!

-Hoot
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:59 PM
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19. Or The Guy Who Bought A Wallet, Made Out Of Foreskins...
If you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.

:hide: :evilgrin: :hide:

:yoiks:
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:51 PM
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17. Hah! I was born in Indonesia and I WAS circumcised there!
Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 08:00 PM by cascadiance
So, now does that make me a natural born citizen if I can "show" that them a "Porky's moment"?

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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:37 PM
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20. .
:rofl:

They had a line up IIRC?

-Hoot
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 10:28 PM
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21. Arizona is taking TIPS ??
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