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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:09 AM
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#notafactualstatement - HILARIOUS!
Yes I actually went onto twitter.

Colbert's "hastag" has taken off - CNN even reported on it this morning.


Here is the link to Colbert's twitter page

http://twitter.com/stephenathome


Jon Kyl was named after the Quebec town, Jonquire, which is fitting because he ate all of its residents


Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a "sneenis."


Jon Kyl destroyed love in 1973. All feelings since then have been but a shadow of the original concept.

Citing religious reasons, Jon Kyl refuses to utter the number 8.

Jon Kyl calls all Asians "Neil" no matter what their name is.

Jon Kyl is one of Gaddafi's sexy female ninja guards.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/12/stephen-colbert...
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:59 AM
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1. I actually just signed up because of Cobert!!
Hilarious stuff. :hi:
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:13 AM
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2. Jon Kyl's torso is covered in superfluous nipples
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