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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 11:15 PM
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CONTEST: This is not intended to be a factual statement!
Edited on Wed Apr-13-11 11:50 PM by L. Coyote
O.K., give it your best shot!! And be sure to append
"This is not intended to be a factual statement!" :rofl:

Mine:

Quitter-Governor Sarah Palin and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann are secret lovers (not any more). This is not intended to be a factual statement!



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For those who slept in since day before yesterday:

http://www.colbertnation.com / Colbert Report: 4/12/11

Or, check this out:

Stephen Colberts Twitter Meme Holds Politician Accountable
http://blogs.forbes.com/christianwolan/2011/04/13/steph... /

Jon Kyl's Planned Parenthood Spending Breakdown (CHART)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/13/jon-kyl-planne...

NOTE: This is not intended to be a factual chart :rofl:
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OutNow Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:42 AM
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1. I am not a crook
"People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got." This is not intended to be a factual statement.

Richard Nixon - November 1973
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:44 AM
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2. This was not intended to be a factual statement!
Mission Accomplished! - George Bush, May 2003
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:45 AM
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3. Newt Gingrich goes to sex parties
dressed in a giant furry hamster costume... a FEMALE giant furry hamster costume.

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verges Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:02 AM
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15. I thought these weren't supposed to b true? nt
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:10 AM
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19. I considered have an actual quotes sub-thread.
"I am not a crook" is truly the classic political statement epitomizing the Republican Party and politics generally in that era.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:21 AM
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26. I hate this: Republicans
"They are not a crook"
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:50 AM
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4. The following sentence is intended to be a factual statement:
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 01:01 PM
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58. Cool name, cool sig, cool avatar. Your reply is just OK. nt
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:52 AM
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5. Senator Kyle's prostitutes
are 90% real, 10% Milk Maiden!

woohoo
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franzia99 Donating Member (479 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:02 AM
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13. Ah, so those are the first cousins he's been sleeping with. Not intended to be a factual statement.
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 01:01 AM
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6. There's a 90% chance that Sen. Jon Kyl has had an illegal abortion --
"This is not intended to be a factual statement!"
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:15 AM
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23. statement from Jon Kyl's Mother
"I should have swallowed" - Arlene Kyl
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lutherj Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 01:17 AM
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7. In other words, I'm a liar, I'm lying to you right now, ignorant american peeps!*
*This is not intended to be a factual statement. But it is. (Not.)
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 03:11 AM
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8. Jon Kyl graduated from The Larry Craig School Of Wide Stances
#Not intended to be a factual statement
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LooseWilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 03:52 AM
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9. Donald Trump is only raising the birther claims about Obama because...
he's convinced that people who are actually from Africa can't exercise rights as US citizens until they've signed a waiver for any potential future claims on acres or mulesa record which Trump's lawyers have not only billed him for the search for in Obama's case, but also billed him for in thousands of other cases in which Trump's lawyers advised him that the search would be a useful legal safety measure.

#Obviously, the above is not intended to be a factual statement.

Trump is obviously bringing up the birther issue because he can't find anything that Obama has REALLY done that the rich asshole financier class, and Republicans in general, can complain abouthence, he has to make shit up.
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Liberty Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 04:07 AM
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10. "I support compassionate conservatism."
There is of course no such thing; today's conservatives are heartless, ruthless bastards.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 05:48 AM
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11. Ronald Reagan.
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franzia99 Donating Member (479 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 06:00 AM
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12. lol
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 07:57 AM
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14. Jon Kyl supports the use of coal not so much for energy independence, but...
...because he longs for the days when children would work in the mines for 18 hours a day.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:03 AM
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16. Ohio Gov. John Kasick's favorite meal is poached baby...
...with a side of pickled kitten.

This is absolutely true.

The last two sentences are not intended to be factual statements.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:06 AM
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17. And while I'm on the subject of eating, Michelle Bachman can swallow a whole cow...
...by unhinging her jaws and enveloping it like a big snake.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:06 AM
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18. Saddam Hussein attacked us on Sept 11th.
*not intended to be a factual statement*
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:12 AM
Response to Reply #18
21. Oh come on, the statement has to at least be plausible.
:evilgrin:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:11 AM
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20. Mass. Congressman Barney Frank is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ...
...and will soon begin his thousand year reign.

I guess it's not necessary to disclaim any factuality when making a religious pronouncement.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:14 AM
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22. Duh!nald Trump's hair is actually made from a baby harp seal that he personally clubbed to death.
This is not intended to be a factual statement, although it would not surprise me if it were true.
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Capitalocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:34 AM
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49. No, that would count as doing actual work. nt
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Yavapai Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 03:06 PM
Response to Reply #22
61. You are onto something here!
Duh!nald Gump, has such a ring to it...
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BillStein Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:15 AM
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24. the pie chart left out the 27.5%
Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 08:16 AM by BillStein
they spend on indoctrinating christian youth into the gay lifestyle

*edited for clarity
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:21 AM
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25. *wrong place*
Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 08:22 AM by Deep13
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:38 AM
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35. 72% of statistics are made up!
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:22 AM
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27. Donald Trup's "hair" is actually the scalp of former Rolling Stone Brian Jones, worn by Trump

as a wig. Apparently Trump won Jones' scalp when Jones racked up a massive gambling death at Trump's casinos, and Trump's mob associates scalped Jones and staged his death with a body double to look like an accident.





Not intended to be a factual statement.

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:23 AM
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28. The real reason Obama will not release his birth certificate is out of modesty...
...because the actual document reads "Barrack Hussein Obama, 44th President of the United States."

Spooky, huh?

This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:24 AM
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29. FOX: ... no need for Planned Parenthood when women can get a Pap smear and breast exam at Walgreens.
Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 08:26 AM by L. Coyote
Pap Smears at Walgreens
There's no need for Planned Parenthood when women can get a Pap smear and breast exam at Walgreens.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/...
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:28 AM
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33. Right, that's why Walgreens has a drive-through. nt
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 02:25 PM
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43. Just pull down your top and don't stop
:rofl: Stop at the Photo booth later! :rofl:
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Yavapai Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 03:10 PM
Response to Reply #29
62. my new occupational goal,
freelance gynecologist at Walgreen's drive through (you want fries with that?)
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rdking647 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:26 AM
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30. kyl and vitter
john kyl and david vitter shared the same diapers when visiting the same dominatrix*

* this is not intended to be a factual statement
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NorthCarolina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:26 AM
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31. "Any plan I sign must include a public option." Barack Obama 7/17/09
This pledge to America was not intended to be a factual statement!
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 10:20 PM
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44. +1000% --- WINNER!!
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Poboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 10:25 AM
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46. Ohhh, BURN! We have a winner right here.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:27 AM
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32. At any given moment Sen. James Inhofe has between six and eight live rodents in his ass.
This is not intended to be a factual statement, although you never know with these holy roller freaks.
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:29 AM
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34. 98% of the people on Wall Street are honest. n/t
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:38 AM
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36. Mitt Romney uses poor people as skis.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:40 AM
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37. Glenn Beck is actually a giant maggot in a suit and tie.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:50 AM
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38. John Boehner's blood is 80% cheap Scotch and 20% really good Scotch.
Of course, this is not intended to be a factual statement.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 08:54 AM
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39. Everything I say is a lie ...
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:03 PM
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40. Republicans assume it's a 'given'... that everyone knows...
that everything coming out their noise hole also functions as fertilizers.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 10:16 AM
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45. damn ... a play on a classic Star Trek reference
goes unnoticed ...
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:50 AM
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52. Classic Harry Mudd
I remember that one.

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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:19 PM
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41. Jesus intentionally lied about rich people and heaven to get a tax cut
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-11 12:24 PM
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42. "Herman's Hermits were the REAL birth of the British Invasion.
Edited on Thu Apr-14-11 12:24 PM by blondeatlast
This is not intended to be a factual statement!"
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 10:32 AM
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47. Mitch McConnell drinks the blood of aborted fetuses.
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louslobbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 05:17 PM
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48. 90% of Sarah Palin's 10 past pregnancies, were ended by secret abortions.
8 of these pregnancies were not fathered by Todd Palin.

This is not intended to be a factual statement!

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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:37 AM
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50. There was no evidence of fraud in the recent election in Wisconsin.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:39 AM
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51. are there no consequences for blatantly LYING on the senate floor?
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:52 AM
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53. I love that pie chart!
:rofl:

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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 12:21 PM
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56. Do we need a sub-thread for Jon Kyl pie charts too?
Pie chart of Jon Kyl's veracity:

More than 90% of statements not intended to be factual.
About 5% of statements intended to throw staff under the bus.
About 3% of statements intended to cover-up statements that were not factual using that tired-old-horse claim about having misspoken.
About 2% of statements not intended at all.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 01:15 PM
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59. Haha!
:rofl:

Maybe someone who is good at that stuff can make a pie out of that!
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 02:48 PM
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60. I'll get right on it.
Edited on Sat Apr-16-11 03:00 PM by L. Coyote
Back before edit expires

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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:57 AM
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54. Mitch McConnell once worked as a model for an art school
and was the main inspiration for both Tippy and also Tubby.

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arrestblankfein Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 10:58 AM
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55. Kathy Nickolaus: Ballots Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement in Wisconsin Election 2006
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 12:25 PM
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57. "I'm a uniter"

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Yavapai Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 03:17 PM
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63. The first checks from Iraq's oil money to reimburse the USA for the war is in the mail.
"This is not intended to be a factual statement!"
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-11 04:08 PM
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64. Which city in Texas is it postmarked from?
This is intended to be a factual question!
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