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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:13 PM
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I just found 7000 votes...in my pants.
but none of them are for Prosser, thankfully.
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Paradoxical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:13 PM
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1. That's where I left them.
I was totally looking for those.
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:16 PM
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2. Can you believe this next story coming out of the reddest county in the state?
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:19 PM
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6. no, not really.
It's a bit nuts. I'm waiting to see if we lawyer up or not. If our team doesn't, eff us. I'll just laugh and enjoy the spectacle.

I refuse to invest my time or energy in people who don't fight.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:33 PM
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14. Me too...I'm sick of watching us lay down...I'll laugh till someone steps up.
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Logical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:18 PM
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3. Or are you happy to see me? n-t
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joshcryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:18 PM
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4. Haha, first lame joke I thought of.
Glad I'm still not original. ;)
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Logical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:27 PM
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9. Great minds!! :-)
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:19 PM
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5. Phew! I knew someone was gonna pull this one outta their ass! nt
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:24 PM
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7. BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
I just heard on TRMS, that the official forgot to hit the "save" button in a "regular Access" file.
IN MICROSOFT ACCESS THERE IS NO SAVE BUTTON!
WHEN YOU ENTER THE DATA, IT'S IN THE FUCKING DATABASE!
LIES, LIES, LIES!
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:26 PM
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8. I'm just disturbed that they are using Access.
.
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:30 PM
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11. Ain't that the truth!
It's plagued with holes, and more holes, and more bugs than a Lower East Side Tenement!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:38 PM
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17. yeah, really
The most WELL-KNOWN and EASILY HACKABLE database format still in existence.

Even competent "script-kiddies" could manipulate date stamps and field data with no incriminating traces.
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:51 PM
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25. Don't you mean
The easiest hackable database EVER!

Even INCOMPETENT script kiddies can manipulate any manner of the data, WITHOUT A TRACE!
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:29 PM
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10. I just saw her say that on Rachel's show. Can you post some-
thing (like from a manual) about data entry in Access.
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:31 PM
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12. There are no manuals. I know from over 20 years experience
I have been supporting 2000+ users with Microsoft software for more than 20 years. I don't need no stinkin' manuals. I know by heart!
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:31 PM
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13. "IN MICROSOFT ACCESS THERE IS NO SAVE BUTTON!"
Thanks, I didn't know that. I'm going back to my special place for a while.... :argh:
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:33 PM
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15. IIRC, Kathy Nikolaus specifically stated she forgot to hit the save button correct?
Am I mis-remembering or did she really baldfaced lie???
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:37 PM
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16. I think that was Nixon's secretary.
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:38 PM
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18. Yeah, her too! Heh. Thanks for the first laugh I've had all day.
:hi: I needed that.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:41 PM
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19. Absolutely I heard it too. MSNBC needs to know about this,
the County Clerk having worked for Prossser, the immunity and the August election business.
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Shrek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:04 PM
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28. My copy of Access has one
It's right there on the toolbar.

Shows up on the menu as well.




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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 10:44 AM
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32. That's to save forms, not data n/t
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JustAmused Donating Member (261 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:51 PM
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31. Yes there is
There is a "save" icon in Access and a Save and Save As option on the main menu.
Not that that is an excuse.
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 08:03 PM
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33. That's to save a form, not data in a table. n/t
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:45 PM
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20.  I hope they weren't the ones I pulled out of my ass. If they are,
I can give you the name of a really good dry cleaner.
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louslobbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:56 PM
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26. ass pulled Prosser votes, then they will need to be sandblasted, and then shoved up Prossers ass
so that he can feel the will of the people as deeply as possible.
Lou
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:50 PM
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30. If they are, it would explain how we'd know they were votes for Prosser. n/t
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somone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:46 PM
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21. Trust your elections to Microsoft
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:47 PM
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22. Sooooooooo....I'll ask the obvious question...
Is that an election in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:47 PM
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23. Are they for Gore!?
Does Al still have a chance?

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louslobbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:50 PM
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24. Turn those Klopper votes in immediately, I found seven hundred under my matress this morn for JoAnne
Kloppenburg as well, that makes 7700, that will put her back over the top, Whew!
I thought the Kochs and Partisan Repbulican Kathy Nickolaus had us beat. Thankfully we caught these errors teaser, and during our canvass process these errors were caught. You found yours in your pants and I thankfully under my matress. I know that you and I were only trying to protect the integrity and security of these ballots by taking them with us, but we just forgot that we had them until today during the canvassing of my bed and your pants. Let's get them over to add to Kloppers totals so that she can once again be in the legitimate lead for the seat of the Wisconsin Supreme Court 10 year seat. lol
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 08:56 PM
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27. So your prognosis is electoral dysfunction? n/t
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:49 PM
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29. Best tweet I've seen tonight: "I just "found" some extra votes and now am the 1974 prom queen
for my high school." :rofl:
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