"Stand firm..Hold your member".. (Michelle Bachmann)
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:04 AM
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"Stand firm..Hold your member".. (Michelle Bachmann)
Who will highlight this insane turn of a phrase she used about the shut down? Colbert? Letterman? Stewart? all of the above? she's almost more fun to watch than Sarah..:rofl:
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:06 AM
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1. She makes my member shrivel up so small I cant hold it
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:08 AM
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2. I find her attractive . . .. then she opens her mouth
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:21 AM
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:23 AM
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4. Yep..just heard her say it on MSNBC...
after she hesitated, she finished the sentence with "accountable "...
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:24 AM
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5. What a penetrating turn of phrase, a brilliant rhetorical stroke. nt
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:25 AM
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6. she could have gone further by telling them to "man up"
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:31 AM
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7. Well they are all jerk offs, so she is pretty much preaching to the choir.
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:35 AM
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:36 AM
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9. Probably not, knowing her
a unfortunate pause..but funny nonetheless
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:37 AM
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she was thinking about it at some level, and it surfaced and owned her
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:46 AM
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11. This so soon after the "laying pipe" comment by another GOP congressperson? (nt)
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Thu Apr-07-11 09:47 AM
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12. Yes, Teabaggers - stand firm and hold your members....
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:54 AM
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13. Hold your firm, standing member
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:56 AM
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14. Gives new meaning to Boner's "no daylight" between him and the baggers.
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:56 AM
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:58 AM
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16. First they would have to find their "member" and if they found it get a grip on it.
This could be difficult in both instances.
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Thu Apr-07-11 10:59 AM
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These GOPukers are about 5 minutes away from total disassembly.
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:17 AM
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18. But only after they've taken off the lace panties, I hope. (nt)
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Thu Apr-07-11 11:22 AM
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Edited on Thu Apr-07-11 11:22 AM by Marrah_G
:rofl:
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Thu Apr-07-11 12:54 PM
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20. and she followed up by saying "Drop your socks and grab your cocks."
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Thu Apr-07-11 01:11 PM
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21. Standard GOP testosteroratory, scrambled. n/t
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