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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:04 AM
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"Stand firm..Hold your member".. (Michelle Bachmann)
Who will highlight this insane turn of a phrase she used about the shut down?

Colbert?
Letterman?
Stewart?

all of the above?


she's almost more fun to watch than Sarah.. :rofl:
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:06 AM
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1. She makes my member shrivel up so small I cant hold it
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:08 AM
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2. I find her attractive . . .. then she opens her mouth
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:21 AM
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3. Is it on tape?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:23 AM
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4. Yep..just heard her say it on MSNBC...
after she hesitated, she finished the sentence with "accountable "...
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:24 AM
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5. What a penetrating turn of phrase, a brilliant rhetorical stroke. nt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:25 AM
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6. she could have gone further by telling them to "man up"
:)
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:31 AM
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7. Well they are all jerk offs, so she is pretty much preaching to the choir.
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:35 AM
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8. Deliberate?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:36 AM
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9. Probably not, knowing her
a unfortunate pause..but funny nonetheless
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:37 AM
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10. More like Freudian
she was thinking about it at some level, and it surfaced and owned her
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:46 AM
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11. This so soon after the "laying pipe" comment by another GOP congressperson? (nt)
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Nydari Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:47 AM
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12. Yes, Teabaggers - stand firm and hold your members....
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phiddle Donating Member (749 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:54 AM
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13. Hold your firm, standing member
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:56 AM
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14. Gives new meaning to Boner's "no daylight" between him and the baggers.
:rofl: :spray:
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:56 AM
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15. NO SEX THREADS!!!
:rofl:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:58 AM
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16. First they would have to find their "member" and if they found it get a grip on it.
This could be difficult in both instances.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:59 AM
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17. Oh haha haha haha!!!
These GOPukers are about 5 minutes away from total disassembly.
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ehrnst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 11:17 AM
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18. But only after they've taken off the lace panties, I hope. (nt)
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 11:22 AM
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19. omg..............
Edited on Thu Apr-07-11 11:22 AM by Marrah_G
:rofl:
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 12:54 PM
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20. and she followed up by saying "Drop your socks and grab your cocks."
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 01:11 PM
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21. Standard GOP testosteroratory, scrambled. n/t
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