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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 12:49 PM
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Orly Taitz: The Gift that Keeps on Giving
Reading The Guardian's article about Hawaii governor Neil Abercrombie being a friend of the President's parents, this paragraph made me laugh:

"Taitz said that she was now trying to turn the Lakin story into a musical, and is appealing for Andrew Lloyd Webber to contact her."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/26/barack-obam...

As you do, I headed straight over to Orly's website to read the details, straight from the horse's mouth so to speak.

"Here is a working title American POW in America. We can make it as a drama or as a musical. It can be bigger than Jesus Christ -superstar. We have a de-facto crucifixtion of an American war hero by a corrupt regime of the Kenyan usurper. Pontius Pilate bones are turning green with envy in the grave, knowing how American Judges Clay Land, David Carter and Denise Lind overshadowed him. If you want to help in this endeavor, call me 949-683-5411. Orly"
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com /

So, all you musical DUers, she posted her number and is waiting for your call! :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 12:52 PM
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1. This would be a classic.
Better, even, than "Springtime for Hitler."
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Alpha Numeric Wanda Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:12 PM
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11. Could we get Julie Taymor...
...to direct? I can just picture Orly soaring over the audience from a thin wire....
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:02 PM
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2. I think Lewis Black should do a comedy
movie on Orly Tainted and it would be a huge hit.
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:09 PM
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3. I'll put it one together in Off-off-off-off-off -off-off-off-off-off-off -off-off-Broadway somewhere
in Dumpwater Florida, where gators exceed people.

And only if Orly ponies up $1M from her assets to me via Western Union.

And only if she is the only person casted. Someone's gonna pay the bills...

You call me. 949-555-1212. Serious inquiries only.
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:17 PM
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4. I wonder if she has paid her fine yet.
It has been very quiet on that front.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 07:10 PM
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21. I'm sure some Freeper can stage it ...
in his Grandma's basement somewhere... ;)
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:22 PM
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5. Musical score - "Crazy", by Patsy Cline
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:30 PM
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7. Even that doesn't come close to this lunatic
but you sure made me laugh :rofl:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:41 PM
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8. Crazy, written by Willie Nelson.
Had to get that in. :hippie:

--imm
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WingDinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:29 PM
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6. Palin's" Death panel", circus sideshow cant be far behind.
Edited on Sun Dec-26-10 01:31 PM by WingDinger
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 01:51 PM
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9. Ah, Orly... I am reminded of the wisdom of the great 'Jullia Sugarbaker'...
(portrayed so wonderfully by the late Dixie Carter): "'m saying this is the South. And we're proud of our crazy people. We don't hide them up in the attic. We bring 'em right down to the living room and show 'em off. See, Phyllis, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side they're on."

(The writer of those lines must surely have had an Orly Taitz clone in mind)

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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:09 PM
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10. And that is the problem
Edited on Sun Dec-26-10 02:10 PM by RandomThoughts
They just ask what side they're on

Because some want people to fight each other, and make it about 'what side you are on' when in truth most people are on the same side. Most people of every faith are on the same side. Most people of every country are on the same side.

The sides are not known to keep people from fighting against a very limited bad side.

That does not mean 'one world religion' although I believe God shows himself to different people in different ways, and believe in good and bad in everyone, the religion that is of truth should be able to discuss with people that also believe in truth, and if there is flaws in belief they will be seen by that examination.

Set a table before my enemies, why is that, because better thoughts will prevail.

Love your enemy, because he probably is not your enemy, and you are being made to think that to keep you from seeing what is going on to fight for some other reason.

If you sit across a table from your enemy, you may realize he is more like you then you were told. And in some things your enemy could be more correct, and in some things you would be more correct. In any conversation it can reach the inevitable point, what is important.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:13 PM
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12. Oh, my.... How on earth you get that from my post...
makes me worry about you, RT. The reference was from the tv show, "Designing Women," and the referral to "sides" meant maternal or paternal relatives. That is all. NOTHING. I repeat NOTHING to do with your random musings.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 03:47 PM
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13. Yeah, but it was one hell of a tangent. nt
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 07:08 PM
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20. Yes...
he sure knows how to derail a thread or post with his "random thoughts"... :shrug:
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 10:42 PM
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24. Dude, I think people just want to know if you are related by blood or by marriage to the crazy.
That's the 'side.'
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 03:52 PM
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14. O'RLY is so over-the-top, parody is impossible. nt
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 04:06 PM
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15. Bats are going to initiate litigation
against Taitz. Seems they're a bit miffed to see their excrement repeatedly slandered in comparisons to her. . .


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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 10:31 PM
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22. LOL!! And is too funny nt
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 05:28 PM
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16. crucifixtion? Orly, you better start raising money NOW
Your crucified American war hero is going to be a free civilian in six months and probably make more money than you on the white-wing talking circuits.

:rofl:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 05:32 PM
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17. "The Kenyan And I"
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 11:27 PM
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25. Thread win, IMHO. n/t
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 05:33 PM
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18. forget Webber she needs to cal Max Bialystock
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 06:05 PM
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19. Well, it's official--Orly has broken the fourth wall.
What a maroon.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 10:33 PM
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23. Canetoad - this post is a gem! nt
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 11:55 PM
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26. Sure is madmax
I bet Andrew Lloyd Webber broke an ankle in his rush to get to the phone.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 12:06 AM
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27. Straight from the horse's ass.
so to speak.
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