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In the hospital! Paramedic: This man has been wounded! Surgeon: We need to operate now! Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out surgeon) He needs a TAX CUT, STAT!
As a hostage negotiator! Negotiator: We just want to talk to you, just... Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out negotiator) Don't worry, son. It's going to be OK, you are going to get a tax cut. Hostage taker: What?
In FEMA! Relief official: We've got thousands homeless and even more with no access to food or clean water. Republican: Don't worry, the tax cuts will be here shortly. Relief official: ...
As a chemist! Republican: What happens if I add a tax cut to the dihydrogen monoxide solution? Would that change it's reactivity? Assistant: So far, adding tax cuts haven't done anything to any of the solutions. Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out assistant)
As a talk show host! Republican: Look under your chairs. (Everyone does so) Republican: That's right! You're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut! YOU'RE ALL GETTING TAX CUTS!!!
On Fox News! Fox News Host: Tax cuts are good. Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Somehow cuts off the host's mic) Tax cuts are GREAT!
As a fisherman! Fisherman: Who replaced all of our bait with... tax cuts? Other fisherman: And who's that guy dumping all those tax cuts in the water? Republican: Heh heh, I'm chumming with tax cuts!
On the bomb squad! Republican: Can I give the bomb a tax cut?
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