How will they spin Gingrich's "I cheated because I was horny for America" statement?

[Rocknrule]

I'm expecting it'll be along the lines of "Oh yeah? Well, Clinton got a bee jay and Obama is a commie and a soshulist and a nig...whoops can't say that anymore, Muslim, and I wanna see his birth certificate and Republicans aren't perfect just forgiven and...and...come on Fox, tell me what to think!" Let's have some fun here.

[niyad]

1. dear goddess, did he actually say that???

[Rocknrule]

2. No, but close

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110310/ap_on_el_ge/us_gingrich2012#mwpphu-container

[niyad]

3. and the sad thing is, those morans on the right will buy this bs.

[calimary]

4. Unbelievable, isn't it?

What An ASSHOLE.

He was "passionate" about something, alright. Sure wasn't America, though.

[Rocknrule]

5. He witch hunted Clinton for the exact same thing he was doing

Calling him a hypocrite would be like calling the sun lukewarm

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

9. Not even close, this guy was getting blown in parking lots

While Clinton was misbehaving in the privacy of his... uhh... home.

[niyad]

7. I think I need to go wash my brain with bleach at the image of a "passionate" newty

ewwwwwwww

[markpkessinger]

6. Don't know, but just think of the 4th of July possibilities! ;) n/t

[Joe Bacon]

8. Why even ask? Republicans are above any law!

Newt can cheat with as many women as he wants and it doesn't matter because he's a Republican.

[HopeHoops]

10. "An anonymous source tells us that Newt Gingrinch has an American flag tattoo on his penis."

[Atman]

12. But it's always at half-mast.

He claims it's because he's just honoring the fallen heroes, but I suspect otherwise.

[Atman]

11. So far, even the Repubs seem to be laughing at him.

Newt, skip the "exploratory committee" and spend your money on hookers or something. You're done before you've begun.

[dembotoz]

13. when fucking your mistress just isn't enough

he wants to fuck us all
a national gang bang


don't bend over......