Who said it? Charles Koch or Al Capone?

[Viking12]

Quick Quiz — Who said what:

1. For many years, I, my family and our company have contributed to a variety of intellectual and political causes working to solve these problems. Because of our activism, we’ve been vilified by various groups.
2. I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.
3. Despite this criticism, we’re determined to keep contributing and standing up for those politicians, like Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, who are taking these challenges seriously.
4. You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

http://climateprogress.org/2011/03/01/orwellian-op-ed-charles-koch/

The joke of the day at the bottom of the post is great too:


A public union employee, a Tea Party activist and Charles Koch are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle. Koch takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the Tea Partier and says, “watch out for that union guy he wants a piece of your cookie.”

[upi402]

1. no idea

Is Capone REALLY dead? I want DNA tests!

[Viking12]

2. He's on a secret government island with Elvis and Jim Morrison...

[HubertHeaver]

4. Big Al is still at Alcatraz?

[drm604]

3. Without looking at that link

I'm going to say that 1 and 3 are obviously Koch and 2 and 4 are obviously Capone. Is this supposed to be difficult?