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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 09:58 AM
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A public union employee, a teabagger, and a CEO
“A public union employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it.

The CEO takes 11 cookies, turns to the teabagger and says, ‘Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.’ “

;)
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:04 AM
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1. I glad to see this making the rounds
Saw it on CNN last night as 1 of the comments sent it

It puts it in simple enough terms so even TeaFarty members can understand it
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:10 AM
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2. Funny, but posted at least 4 times yesterday.
It is our new, "How many is a Brazilian?" joke.
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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:15 AM
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3. And I'm sure at least another 4 times today. n/t
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:18 AM
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4. Not counting this one?
;-)
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:20 AM
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5. sorry :(
This morning is the first time I've been able to access DU in two days :crazy:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:36 AM
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7. Don't be sorry. Good joke. n/t
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starroute Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:53 PM
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10. It's a lot more than four
I googled at 5 pm yesterday, and there were 7 threads quoting it by then. There was at least one more by the time I went to bed.

I haven't even looked today, but I'd be surprised if this was the first.

Good joke, though. :-)

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 10:24 AM
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6. Kind of reminds me of something...
“A public union employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of cookies in the middle of it.

The CEO comments to the other two, "There are a brazilian cookies on the table, of which I get 11"

"Oh No" exclaims the teabagger. "That's terrible."

The CEO and the Union Employee sit stunned at this display of emotion, curiously watching as the teabagger sits, head in hands.

Finally, the teabagger looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 01:09 PM
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13. That joke reminds me of something...





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DirkGently Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 11:52 AM
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8. This one's kinda catching fire around here. 8)
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 11:55 AM
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9. Facebook too. I've seen it a Brazilian times this week.
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 12:54 PM
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11. Me, too. Even Credo Mobile has it as its FB status. LOL n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 01:05 PM
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12. Then as he walked out, the CEO fired the cookie-baker.
He found someone who could bake cookies cheaper in China.
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Kweli4Real Donating Member (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-11 02:44 PM
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14. I know this "joke" is not mine; but ...
I'd like to take the liberty to change it just a bit, to read as follows:

"A public union employee, a non-union private sector employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it.

The CEO takes 9 cookies, the teabagger gives the CEO 2 more, then the CEO turns to the teabagger and non-union private sector employee, and says, ‘Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie."

I think that more accurately reflects what's going on in WI and OH (and the rest of the nation).
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 02:06 AM
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15. This joke has the potential to become the next brazillion joke
Yes indeedy.
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 06:18 AM
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16. Somehow the CEO is entitled to all the cookies
I made it my facebook status a couple days ago and I was kind of surprised by the people who attempted to explain that the CEO built the bakery and employed the union workers who's excessive pay caused the CEO not to be able to cover the Teabagger's pension, and that's why the CEO is is entitled to all the cookies but is actually leaving a cookie out of the goodness of his heart because rich people give more to charity than poor workin' folk.

I wish facebook had a :eyes:
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