http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/11/08/us-republicans-disband-after-voters-still-dont-get-the-joke/"Republican party chiefs in the US have announced that the party is to break up and will no longer contest elections. The decision was attributed to widespread disillusionment among party activists who have decided that it’s no fun adopting policies and candidates that could only be part of an elaborate practical joke, if the entire electorate is just too thick to notice.
‘It’s not like we were subtle about it,’ said senior Republican John Boehner, ‘We thought in a country like this we had no chance against an ordained minister like Jimmy Carter in 1980, so just for kicks we set up Ronald Reagan, a twice-divorced Hollywood actor with the brains of a radiator as the Christian candidate against him. And he won. Twice. Holy fucking crap, how did we get away with it?’"
(OK...it is satire...but just barely...)
(NOTE:this is a British website...which explains why they're a bit unclear about some details of U.S. political history...as in their notion that Jimmy Carter was an "ordained minister").