Can haz prizon brake?

[No Elephants]

Cat caught smuggling contraband into Brazil prison



By Isolde Raftery, NBC News

The cat came back, it just couldn’t stay away.


And when it did come back on New Year’s Eve, a guard standing watch at a prison gate in northeastern Brazil thought there was something unusual about the slender white kitty slipping by.

He alerted other guards who helped him to catch the feline, according to a statement by the federal prisons bureau, and they found that the cat’s torso was wrapped tight with contraband.

Specifically: Two small saws, two drills for concrete, a headset, a cell phone, a cell phone charger and three batteries.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/06/16384224-cat-caught-smuggling-contraband-into-brazil-prison?lite

When asked for comment, the cat said only, "Lulz."

[Enthusiast]

1. Put the kitty down before I kick your ass!

:grr:

[Leopolds Ghost]

2. Bird kitteh of Alcatraz!