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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-07-12 10:45 PM
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Obama stop making kids tall
I'll tell you, the man's very presence encourages tallness. I mean, it goes against the Bible. Moses was likely less than 5 and-a-half feet tall. So were Abraham, Noah, Joseph and Adam. I saw Jesus in a dream and he was about 5'9" but that's still not tall.
Obama needs to stop standing near people and make them tall. It's not natural. It's not Biblical. God can be tall -- I learned that from Oral Roberts. But he's God and he's 40 feet tall.
Here I'm trying to teach children and teens Biblical shortage and there's Obama out there being tall and trying to make people tolerant of tallness.
Everyone knows tall is unnatural and evil: Jack and the Beanstalk is a classic example. Or Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd when Elmer Fudd was a giant. Tallness comes from the Devil, not God.

This rant brought to you by the same logic as Caiden Cowger of West Virginia

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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-12 10:07 PM
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1. He's also making kids black.
Why, just the other day I saw a black kid walking down the street, head held high!

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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-12 10:58 PM
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2. Aw, poor Caiden...June's not his bestest most favoritest month anymore.
:cry:

And it's all because teenagers are deciding to turn gay en masse. So many, that a month had to be set aside to recognize them. Damn you, and your evil ability to turn people gay Obama/Biden!!!

"...I make up my own mind," he explains. "People don't do that for me. I can make deside (sic] my own beliefs. A matter effect (sic] my mom was a democrat! I know scarry (sic] right?"

As a matter effect, I've desided that this brainwashed kid is the scarry one!



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dtexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-11-12 02:12 PM
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3. Any relation to Clifton Clowers?
I'm just sayin', don't you go to Wolverton Mountain.
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