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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:22 PM
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News Flash !!!!!!!!!!
(Fox News) Randolph H. Hall, the attorney for Rep. Michelle Bachmann's presidential campaign, filed papers in federal court in South Carolina today, claiming the spiritual endorsement of the late Terry Schiavo. In a press conference carried live by Fox News, Mr. Hall stated that Schiavo, a nationally-recognized spokesperson for the Republican-Right-to-Life-Movement at the time of her murder in 2005, has sent numerous messages to him, indicating that she favors Rep. Bachmann's positions on pressing social issues.

Willard Mitt Romneys has since released a statement saying that co-sponsor Senator William Frist has determined, from watching films of Schiavo, that she actually intended to endorse the Romney campaign. Fox News has unconfirmed reports that the Romney camp is hastily preparing a Friend of the Corpse for filing with the federal court early tomorrow mourning.

Unconfirmed sources are speculating that Newt Gingrich will attempt to initiate an affair with Schiavo by the end of the week.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:24 PM
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1. Brilliant!
Always loved your posts on DU, Waterman.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:25 PM
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2. It's frightening; this almost made sense to me given the characters...
If it all turned out to be true I wouldn't bat an eye!

:hi:
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:28 PM
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3. So now we know who writes the Onion! Its H2Oman!!! nt
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:33 PM
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4. Friend of the Corpse
:evilgrin:
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suffragette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:37 PM
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5. Good to see you!
And lol.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:42 PM
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Huey P. Long Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:45 PM
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7. Yes, this is quality material. ha! -eom
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:52 PM
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8. Sadly, Gingrich will discover that Herman Cain had already been there.
It may be the only case where no one comes forward.

:)
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 12:14 AM
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9. Lol, for a minute, I thought this was real!
Well done, it IS Onion Material as someone already said.

:kick:
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 04:43 AM
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10. It might not be Onion.
I can see the Bachmann campaign making a claim like this.
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mod mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 07:01 AM
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11. Glad to find you posting on DU2!
I've always enjoyed your posts and since I'm going down with DU2, I'm glad I got at least one more chance to tell you how much I've enjoyed them over the years!
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 08:09 PM
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12. That's awesome!
Have you cross posted it to DU3?

I hope we don't lose you to the transition.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 08:22 PM
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14. No, I haven't.
While I'd never say "never," I'm probably going to step away from DU3. And not out of any frustration, or bad feelings. Everything changes. And I've got more things to do, and less energy with which to accomplish them, so I've been re-evaluating a lot of things. I am more invested in grass roots activism, and with this fracking business, need to concentrate on that. I've been doing a heck of a lot of behind-the-scenes organizing -- at least a heck of a lot, in the context of these old bones. I've done some mighty good work in the past three or four weeks, and am going to keep following this path for a while, to see where it leads.

Peace,
H2O Man
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-11 12:01 PM
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17. Your voice will be sorely missed
Please keep in touch, and you should be getting a letter from me next week.
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-11 10:52 AM
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18. I am hoping that DU3 will have a similar fate as New Coke.
Will miss your voice here.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 08:13 PM
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13. Funny stuff!
:rofl: :rofl:
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-11 08:26 PM
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15. LOL's....Good to see you here.....Very Good!
Thanks..and WELCOME TO OCCUPY DU-2!

:hi:
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countryjake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-11 07:23 AM
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16. Love this!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-11 11:10 AM
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19. LOL!
:hi:
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