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[The Doctor.]

It was beautiful here the other day: sunny, warm, with a gentle breeze blowing down the valley. I decided it was an excellent afternoon for a picnic in the park. I packed a nice lunch with a good bottle of wine, and mosied on over. Along the way, I encountered a group of apparently well-to-do youth sitting on the sidewalk protesting something. I was mildly inconvenienced and forced to cross the street to continue on my way, which was certainly crime enough to justify the beatings and arrests being administered by the Men in Blue as I sauntered by.

Anyway, I got to the park and selected a nice, sunny spot to enjoy myself. I had brought one of those new Southern California zinfandels we keep hearing about, and I opened it to breath. The first taste was a shocker! It was huge, like a fruit bomb going off in my mouth. Apples, pears, blackberries, with lots of alcohol and just a hint of oak at the end; if this wine had been a teeter totter, it would have shot me off the top. As I sat there pondering that first sip, I was reminded of a bottle of purple prose I had drunk the previous weekend with a good friend. Yow! The florid language, the overwrought sentences; it was enough to drive a hard-working yeoman like myself to distraction. Fortunately for me, my friend had brought along something that effectively balances big Zins and purple prose: a handy bottle of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray.

Is your artisanal organic goat cheese and Himalania pink salt crackers being overpowered by a mammoth Zin? Is your pious bluster withering under an onslaught of purple prose? Never fear! A squirt from this baby balances things right out. Hand-crafted from the finest selection of Habanero, Bhut Jolokai, and Naga Viper peppers, this hot sauce is lovingly tended over many days of cooking in imported copper pot stills to truly refine their vital essence into a condiment worthy of the finest tables. While suitable for any occasion, this hot sauce really attains its highest potential when sipping fine wines and enjoying the snarkiest purple prose. Buy it today. Trust me, your palate will thank you.

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[The Doctor.]

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My name is Steven A. Tyre. My friend has kindly allowed me to post this on his account.

I was just a little disappointed with Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray. I have consistently reminded my three children that we are *not* a 'democracy' at all in my house. This did not stop them from forming a contingent by themselves to protest their low allowance despite their greater productivity and efforts when it came to raking leaves, shoveling snow, doing laundry, and training the wombat-hogs not to eat the fruit bats.

How can a parent sit idly in front of an XBOX 360 for hours on end while his children refuse to perform the menial but necessary tasks assigned to them for exactly what he feels like paying them for it and no more?

Well, I hired a private security guy with the money I saved from not having to hire and pay snow plowers, landscapers, dishwashers, and the lot. The kids were great maids and such, but they decided they wanted more for their hard work and the couple of fingers they lost getting the timing right on the FIAT. So I outfitted the security guy with a couple canisters of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray.

After the first few blasts, I was pretty sure they were done. Luckily, I had friends in the town and in child protective services, so there was no chance that they would be able to do anything about it. They scattered, but the next thing I knew, they had a bunch of friends over and were sitting in the garage.

This product really only stopped them from staying in one place, but then they found another. It just didn't put a stop to their attempts to create a democratic system.

I would only recommend Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray as a temporary solution at best.