The Nutjobs at World Nuts Daily can always be counted on for a laugh

[maxrandb]

I won't like to the site, but a freind sent this to me.

If someone who was NOT a "wingnut" "journalist" saw Demons behind every corner, we'd rightfully put them in a straight-jacket. This, apparently, is what passes to "news" on the right.
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"Has your Thanksgiving Turkey been sacrificed to idols?

As you sit down with your family on Thanksgiving and consider offering a prayer of gratitude, be aware the turkey at the center of the table may have already been "blessed" – in the name of Allah.

Customer service representatives from Butterball, one of America's most popular Turkey brands, confirmed to WND that the company's whole turkeys are – without being labeled as such – slaughtered according to Islamic "halal" standards.
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[Warpy]

1. Humane slaughter? Oh NO!!!

Thanksgiving diners want to consider the animal died with the maximum amount of suffering!

Wringing every last bit of misery out of life is what they're all about!

[marmar]

3. Exactly.

My turkey MUST come from a factory farm where the animal has been abused and health-safety standards skirted !!!!

[MattBaggins]

28. Why are kosher and halal slaughter mistakenly believed more humane?

If they are more humane why are kosher butchers specifically exempted from the Humane Slaughter Act?

[tblue]

2. They must love being in freak out mode.

They seem to seek out outrage where none exists.

[JNelson6563]

24. Something in common with DU!

I marvel at how often I see hysterics and serious knee-jerk reaction to every thing that goes on. And the screaming bloody murder over an issue and, as soon as issue is resolved the way these mighty warriors want, nothing. No credit given, no nothing, just on to the next thing to scream bloody murder about (real or imagined).

There are reasoned thinkers and emoters. I have zero use for the emoters. Sadly they infest both sides....

Julie

[Itchinjim]

27. +1

[Swede]

4. Bismillah

[maxrandb]

10. Yep

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismilah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismilah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismilah! We will not let you go (Let me go)

Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Old and In the Way]

5. That could only be from the rabid mouth of Pam Geller

T-Bogg had a post up on this yesterday-

http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/11/21/we-will-all-be-muslims-before-the-niners-ravens-kick-off/#Respond

Pretty funny when you compare the Halal vs. Kosher aspects to turkey killing. Turns out that if the turkey is kosher it pretty much is already halal certified. But we can't let facts like that get in the way of anti-Muslim rants...

[hifiguy]

8. I was thinking the same thing

Halal butcher = Kosher butcher, for the most part.

Edited for typo.

[maxrandb]

12. So, if I eat at a Kosher Deli

That means they are "secretly" plotting to establish Judaism on us all?

And now I, a rabid fan of Corned Beef, am not even remotely prepared for Hannukah!

[EFerrari]

6. LOL.

[Fumesucker]

7. Eat a Butterball, convert to Islam..

Makes perfect sense, if you're perfectly senseless.

I'm starting to use :shrug: more and more..

It just fits so many situations perfectly these days.

[maxrandb]

18. Who is the first

"winger" that is going to have an exorcism to drive the "moose-limb" out of the tasty bird.

"it's the power of Christ that compels you".

[Ganja Ninja]

9. OMG! The the Ham is Halal too!!!

What's a right wing nut job to do?:hide:

[maxrandb]

11. You just ruined my keyboard! n/t

[rurallib]

13. so to couteract this does one need to go to the catholic store and get some

wafers? Then stuff the Islamic bird with the catholic wafers and let the crusades be re-enacted right at your table on Thanksgiving?

[Warpy]

14. No, basting with holy water is sufficient.

[OnyxCollie]

16. Turkey stuffed with communion wafers sounds great.

I've been eating them with salsa and hummus.

Mmm, Body of Christ.

[arbusto_baboso]

19. I prefer a cheese-crusted Christ myself.

But... different tastes.

[OnyxCollie]

20. Stuffed crust Christ! nt

[maxrandb]

17. I think if you

stuff it with sausage dressing, you'd be in the clear.

[deucemagnet]

15. We need 'murkin-killed turkeys!

Just like Jesus ate at the first Thanksgiving!

[maxrandb]

21. Well...if you thought it couldn't get "stupider", it's made Freaker Republic

Check out this gem:

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To: Never A Dull Moment
Where can I get a turkey that’s been slaughtered using Christian slaughtering techniques?



21 posted on Wednesday, November 23, 2011 0:44:08 by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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"Christian Slaughtering techniques"??? Is that having a nun smack it across the a$$ with a ruler before they kill it.

[cloudbase]

22. They're at that farm

that Palin visited last year.

[maxrandb]

25. Maybe that's what he means

Wingnuts will only eat turkeys that were slaughtered in the presence of Caribou Barbie spewing word salads.

[Douglas Carpenter]

23. sounds like a conspiracy to me

[maxrandb]

29. No!

It's "Muhammad Atta-Turkey"

[UnrepentantLiberal]

26. It's this guy!

No wonder he was laughing at Sarah Palin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJd_vm9VhpU