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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 04:47 PM
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ESPN Executive Denies Masturbating Next To Erin Andrews On Plane: Report
ESPN Executive Denies Masturbating Next To Erin Andrews On Plane: Report

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN executive, is fighting allegations that he once masturbated next to network correspondent Erin Andrews on a plane.

Clinkscales' lawyer, Judd Burstein, filed a lawsuit against Joan Lynch, the former colleague who he believes leaked the allegations to Deadspin blogger A.J. Daulerio.

Daulerio describes that the spouse of one of Clinkscales' colleagues emailed Deadspin about the incident.

According to Daulerio's source, Clinkscales had been reportedly sitting next to Andrews on a plane when she saw him masturbating underneath his iPad. When he realized that she had seen him, he "panicked and muttered, 'You know, I'm one of your bosses.'"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/erin-andrews-e...
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abelenkpe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 04:50 PM
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1. yuck. nt
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 04:50 PM
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2. What is this Sexual Pervert Week? The hits just keep coming.
Cain, Penn, ESPN Wow!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 04:57 PM
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3. he may have had an itch.
just sayin'.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 04:57 PM
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4. Sorry, Keith, that does not qualify you as a member of the Mile High Club.
Edited on Tue Nov-08-11 04:57 PM by KamaAina
:P
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:04 PM
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5. Solo Flyers division.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:06 PM
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6. How about the mile hand club?
;)
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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:22 PM
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13. This actually gets you into the Mile "I" Club (nt)
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:09 PM
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7. She's been through enough.
And I would think his "boss" comment would be enough for a sexual harassment suit. Maybe not. But damn, between this asshole and the man who drilled a hole in her hotel room door to peep on her...enough.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:12 PM
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8. Lose the iPad, Keith, and get an ePad
Edited on Tue Nov-08-11 05:15 PM by KansDem


...it'll absorb so much more.*

And lose the "I'm your boss" bullshit. Don't pull rank after being discovered...

______
*You can guess what the "e" stands for...
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customerserviceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:31 PM
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16. He should have told her it was a plug-in accessory for the iPad
The iPud.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:14 PM
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9. WTF is wrong with people these days?
Damn. Not everyone needs to see your parts nor are they there to serve as material for you to scratch your itch.
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Cid_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:15 PM
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10. Seems like there is always something sexual associated with her...
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:21 PM
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11. (facepalm)........
I can't take it with the perverts, molesters, and horn dogs this week.
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Gamow Donating Member (226 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:30 PM
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15. not quite, it wasn't his FACE and his palm. nt
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:22 PM
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12. You ALL owe me a new freaking keyboard!!
:spray:

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customerserviceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:29 PM
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14. Clinkscales can get you a new one
But I wouldn't touch it...
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-11 05:31 PM
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17. I do this all of the time, what's the big deal?
Edited on Tue Nov-08-11 05:34 PM by jberryhill
I figure... Look, I paid for the seat. It's mine. You mind your own business and stop looking at my crotch.

At least I'm not hogging the bathroom.

You're stuck there with nothing to do for hours. I mean, golly, doesn't everyone?

Any headline with "Denies Masturbating" in it is always a great story.
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