The Electric Tea Bag Fascist Test

[midnight]

Which group of Americans promotes ideological cronyism within the judicial system, conservatives or liberals?

Which side doesn’t believe “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” applies to homosexuals?

Which side is hostile to organized labor?

Which side supports corporate power and the deregulation of industry?

Which side believes the separation of church and state is a one-way street?

Which side promotes capital punishment and privatizing the penal system?

Which side tries to manipulate facts with their own propaganda division?

Which side scapegoats minorities and foreigners for all the country’s problems?

Which side promotes the supremacy of the military, at all costs?





Which side promotes an officially recognized national language?

Which side promotes an officially recognized national religion?

Which side has been caught skewing elections by disqualifying minorities from voting?

Which side is fervently nationalistic?

Which side scorns intellectualism?

Which side opposes funding the arts?

Which side mocks any science that challenges industry’s potential for profit?

Which side regularly demonizes Muslims, Asians, African-Americans, Hispanics, gays, environmentalists, secularists, atheists, trade unionists in their 24/7 media empire?

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If you agree with any two of the above, congratulations, you’re a Teabagger.

If you agree with six or more of the above, congratulations, you’re a fascist.

If you agree with ALL of the above, glückwünsche, you’re a Nazi.http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/10/10/the-electric-tea-bag-fascist-test/