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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 05:56 PM
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why do scientists lie so much?
Complete list of liars:

- Scientists
- Academics
- Environmentalists
- Feminists
- Homos
- Teachers
- Nurses
- Unions

Complete list of non-liars:

- CEO's
- Tea Partiers
- Military Contractors
- The Military
- Banks
- Wall Street

Easy huh? My radio and TV never lie.



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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 05:58 PM
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1. because zillions in research grants fund their lavish lifestyles!
:sarcasm:
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:02 PM
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2. And of course liberals. They are the biggest liars of all.
Everyone knows that! :sarcasm:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:30 PM
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6. That's because most people in the following groups are liberals :)
- Scientists
- Academics
- Environmentalists
- Feminists
- Homos
- Teachers
- Nurses
- Union
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:03 PM
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3. You forgot the liberal mass media...
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durablend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:03 PM
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4. You forgot presidents
They NEVER lie
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Nuclear Unicorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:10 PM
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5. "Don't believe everything that you breathe." n/t
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