C.H.U.M.P. Wants to "Take Back 'Merica!"

[dogknob]

While I was responding to this excellent post:
Dawkins DESTROYS Perry on Evolution

... I realized that there was a related article on my site:
C.H.U.M.P. Wants to "Take Back 'Merica!"

Tired of listening to elitist geeks babble about boring stuff in some jargon you not only don't understand, but is probably immoral, socialistic or just... ... ... stupid? Suspicious of people who constantly laugh at jokes you don't get?...

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Last month, the newly-formed Coalition for a Homeland Under Moe Party (C.H.U.M.P.) held it's first political rally in Rockford, IL. Attended by either "a fuckload of people" or "I lost count after my ninth beer," depending on who you ask, the C.H.U.M.P. gathering featured speeches, yelling, drinking and swearing as well as musical entertainment by a local band from Cherry Valley who "did a smokin' version of 'Snowblind'...

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[Kennah]

1. Stay outta my face, Chump!

[dogknob]

2. Bwahahahaha! n/t

[WCGreen]

3. Chairman Moe

[dogknob]

4. Chairman seems appropriate...

... as the greatest nation in the world moves closer to government in the boardroom.

[Kennah]

5. Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun, ya knucklehead.

[dogknob]

6. Last I checked...

...lots of chumps own guns... and are motivated into action by people in boardrooms who aren't exactly celebrities.