Tweets from Hurricane Irene:

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#1 - AUG 19 - Hurricane_Irene Hurricane Irene
I am 60% going to be named within 48 hours. #tropics
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AUG22 - I can't wait to finally meet @JimCantore (too bad I can't give him more thundersnow footage) #Irene #Tropics #Hurricane
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AUG22- Account got hacked earlier. Someone thought they were clever. I hope they are on a boat just northeast of the Dominican Republic.
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AUG22 - I just unlocked the Category 2 status on the 2011 Tropical Season. #Hurricane #Irene #Tropics
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AUG23 - No, I did not cause the #earthquake. Glad to get a lot of this attention off my back.
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AUG24 - I am not getting blamed. You know I am coming. Prepare yourself.
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AUG25 - Hey @ItsTheSituation and @Sn00ki I will cause the Jersey Shore to evacuate. I am sorry if I damage the party house. #Hurricane #Irene
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19hrs ago - You wouldn't believe the contract I signed with the battery and bottled water companies last week. I am set for life. #Hurricane #Irene
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12hrs ago - I'm going to make landfall at OBX while listening to DMX while traveling to JFK throwing down some mean MPH. #Hurricane #Irene
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1hr ago - If 1 more person compares me to a nor'easter, I might cry. I am a hurricane. Show me some respect. #Hurricane #Irene

Follow her @Hurricane_Irene

Saucy storm that one!