What The Heck Kind Of A Name Is Reince Priebus Anyway?

[Me.]

It sounds foreign to me, kind of unamerican. Is he even a citizen? Does he have a birth certificate that proves he was born here, a real one not, one of those fake photocopies some states, who don't know any better, send out. I bet his parents, who for all I know could've been commie infiltrators, planned and plotted,from the minute his mom became pregnant, to make him the head of the RNC. Are the republicons being conned?

Some folks say, what's in a name. I say we better watch out, he could be from Manchuria and aiming, on his climb up, to be president.

[mysuzuki2]

1. Rancid Priapus

[msu2ba]

5. Rinse Pre-wash n/t

[lpbk2713]

8. Rancid Proboscis ?

Either way it doesn't sound very endearing. :shrug:

[Maccagirl]

2. Are he and Grover Norquist related?

n/t

[Me.]

4. Where Does That Norquist Name Come From?

You notice these people are never named Smith or Jones or...White?

[Permanut]

3. Sounds suspicious...

and I have not seen his birth certificate, even the short form. I've never even heard of a HUMAN having this name, if that means anything. I think he's a plant.

[Me.]

6. At First I Thought It Was Rice

and figured he was probably Asian.

[hifiguy]

7. Sounds like a Ferengi

or a space lizard to me. Bet he got his ass kicked on a regular basis when he was a kid.

[indurancevile]

9. he looks kind of like an alien -- bug eyes.

[Kalidurga]

11. I thought his name was Prince Rebus...

I am not kidding.

[3waygeek]

10. Making fun is all well & good...

but remember that before becoming head of the RNC, Priebus led the Wisconsin Republican party, laying the foundation for Scott Walker's ascension to the governorship. Now he's in a position to do the same to the entire nation.

[sammytko]

12. And what is happening to that dweeb will happen to the rest of the repugs

Sure know how to pick em, that rinse pubis guy.

[Me.]

15. It's Not Actually Just A Matter Of Making Fun

The Pres has been accused of all manner of evils based in part on his name, yet here is a Con with a strange name actually doing harm and nobody questions his motives at all. The double standard is well and alive.

[IggleDoer]

13. Sounds like some urologic condition to me.

Rancid prepuce or something like that.

[mysuzuki2]

18. you're right. A urological condition involving

a smelly discharge.

[noel711]

14. It sounds like a chronic illness....

like: "My grandfather had to go into isolation for months
due to a bad case of rence preebus..."

Sad, tragic, and contagious. Be very careful, wash your hands,
or else you might catch it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. His childhood and adolescence must have been hell.

I bet he spent more time stuffed in his locker prying his tighty whities out of his ass crack than any other kid in his high school. Maybe that's why he grew up to be such a smarmy dick.

Reince Priebus sounds like an anagram, not an actual name.

Rub ripe nieces.
Eerier bun pics.
Bun is creepier.
Icier pee burns.
Bi peen cruiser.
Bi insecure rep.
Creep buries in.
Curb eerie spin.

[calimary]

20. OMG!!!

The Velveteen Ocelot should get an award! These are great!!!!

What you can make with reince priebus. And you heard the one about removing all the vowels and what do you have left? RNC PRBS!

Joke as I may, I'm not taking him for granted for ONE INSTANT! We underestimate or look past him - at our peril.

[NYC_SKP]

17. Don't forget to thoroughly Reince your Priebus....

...after, you know, you "do it"....

:P

[eppur_se_muova]

19. Just read the consonants -- RNC PR BS (nt)

[Electric Monk]

21. Take out the vowels and then it makes sense, really. Check this out.

RNC PR BS

[sfpcjock]

22. He's a professional voter fraudster just like Michael Steele before him.

They're both cut from the same cloth. Their skills were specifically selected.

Get it: Michael Steele, Michael steal? :evilgrin:

[Raine]

23. Ordinarily I feel it's wrong to make fun of people's name. It's not their fault, it

came from the parents, not the person themselves choice. I make an exception with repukes though because they sure make fun of Obama's name and many Democrat's that came before him. x(