Battle of the Footlong Deepthroats (caption these pics)

[stockholmer]

:wtf:

[Firebrand Gary]

1. Perry has more experience than Bachman at this, obviously.

[nc4bo]

6. It's all about the technique ya know. Smoooooooth. nt

[AlmostUlyanov]

8. I see that

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

2. "What did I TELL you about the TEETH???"

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Perry: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Big Oil!

[divine_truine]

4. reorienting marcus bachmann to the finer things in life

btw, these batcrap charlatans belong to an apostolic reformation cult hell bent on infiltrating 'big gubment' they're all complaining about in one breath; in the next, asking for federal dollars! They are some of the worst hypocrites in the race for the koch party nomination

[Eddie Haskell]

5. Does she ever close those eyes?

BTW, check out the eyes (is that her husband?) to her left. What's he thinking?

[immoderate]

7. Notice Perry has no gag reflex.

--imm

[nc4bo]

9. !!

Hand and finger position is interesting too.

:spank:

[formercia]

10. Michelle says: "I think this one has Warts."

In the same breath: "Have you got one that's a bit more well done?"

[Hubert Flottz]

11. "Hey we really are in a recession,don't these cum with balls anymore?"

[formercia]

12. Must be a Congressional Democratic Dick.

They need to make it limp to be more realistic.

[Yavin4]

13. Perry Has A Man Size Texas Grip on that Corn Dog

But I prefer Michele's delicate touch.

To each his own.

[NightWatcher]

14. I remember when the rule was: Don't be photographed in a hat? Time for new rule

Avoid phallic foods

[Armstead]

15. Oh if only these photos could become the 2011 version of Dukakis in the Tank and Funny Helmet

I guess the pornographic aspects of these preclude them from being played up in the MSM or openly used by the Democrtatic campaigns.

But remember how the GOP used the Dukakis in the Army Tank wearing a Funny helmet photo to help to marginalize and ruin his image in his presidential race?

Ohhhh if only these photos could go viral and help create a similar effect to these two now.

[sinkingfeeling]

16. There's only one word to describe them: barf.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "Notice how their eyes and teeth are starting to roll back as they

approach their prey?" Jaws 69